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30 Fresh Design Fails and Things That People Didn't Quite Get Right (March 24, 2023) 1

'I am watching CCVT': Backpacker shares power-tripping phone policy poster from the place they worked while traveling in Australia 2

AITA: 'He found out when he was served an eviction notice': Immature brother expects family freebies after avoiding paying rent to his brother for months, older sibling sells the house in retaliation, family drama ensues 3

'My boss snubbed me after I saved the company $45,000' : Boss refuses to promote burnt out employee despite increased profit margins, leads to malicious compliance, boss gets made redundant 4

'[Four] years after they fired me!' Employer threatens to sue worker for their passwords years after firing them 5

'He instructed his daughter to kick my seat': Flight attendants share the most entitled behaviors they've ever witnessed on planes 6

'Ravioli on a clothesline': 30 Foods served up on the most outrageous and random objects ever 1

'It's wasteful': Dillydallying customer demands one—and only one—bag from retail associate, gets their wish 2

'My boss snubbed me after I saved the company $45,000' : Boss refuses to promote burnt out employee despite increased profit margins, leads to malicious compliance, boss gets made redundant 3

'JUST DO THE TEST': Entitled customer gets into fight with technician and goes against advice, fiery compliance ensues 4

'He instructed his daughter to kick my seat': Flight attendants share the most entitled behaviors they've ever witnessed on planes 5

'Fainting doesn't look like that': Entitled Karen gets caught using accessible parking space, lies about condition and faints in front of police 6