HR Intervenes On Sandwich Saga Between Coworkers

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mattstaff
Jul 15, 2019 12:00 AM EDT

I'd expect something like this from someone named Francis! 

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  • 01
    work drama - Text - What a story... To the person who keeps stealing my sandwiches (Turkey and Swiss with mayo on rye), This is ridiculous. We are all full-grown adults, not children. Please take responsibility for your actions and stop stealing other people's property!!
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    work drama - Text - Dear Turkey and Swiss on Rye, I have your precious sandwich, it's safe. For now. Put 10 dollars on the plate in the fridge or you'll never see it undigested again
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    work drama - Text - Dear Turkey and Swiss on Rye, I have your precious sandwich, it's safe. For now. Put 10 dollars on the plate in the fridge or you'll never see it undigested again. Dear Sandwich Thief, Please grow up and just return my sandwich! this is very unprofessional! If I ever find out who's doing this I won't hesitate to CONTACT HR!!
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    work drama - Text - hesitate to CONTACT HR!! Dear Turkey and Swiss For every hour you continue to refuse my demands I'll remove another bite of this sandwich. Please take this seriously. We are professionals, after all. Sandwich Thief
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    work drama - Text - Dear Sandwich Thief, Hi. This is Tina from HR. Please return the sandwich and we won't investigate the matter any further.
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  • 06
    work drama - Text - Dear Sandwich Thief, Buy me a pizza
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  • 07
    work drama - Text - Buy me a pizza No. By the way...I'm not even going to eat it. Just gonna chew it up and spit it out How does that make you feel?
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  • 08
    work drama - Text - Hi, Tina from HR again. Francis, we checked the office's printer queue and traced the requests back to your desk Could you please come to see me at your earliest convenience.
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  • 09
    work drama - Text - me at your eariesi comve I'm sorry please don't fire me.
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