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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

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    Text - Roger @_Sundance Follow Girls on Twitter are seriously like "my ex used to burn down orphanages and beat up the elderly. My new boyfriend uses deodorant. Never settle ladies II 3 11:13 pm 13 Jun 2019 41,854 Retweets 282,825 Likes
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    Product - JuanPa Follow @jpbrammer deciding to text my crush You will be immediately killed by this action. Proceed? Accept 9:59 am 14 Jun 2019 1,346 Retweets 9,906 Likes X
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    Cat - Danny @yaboydann Follow This the look your girl gives you every time a guy does something romantic on tv
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    Product - WTFDAD Follow @daddydoubts Marriage is basically a series of emotional pop quizzes. 5:12 pm 19 Jun 2019 115 Retweets 329 Likes
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    Text - Richard Dean Follow @dad_on_my_feet I don't always spontaneously hug my wife, but when I do, it's when it's least convenient for her. 2:26 pm 19 Jun 2019 64 Retweets 517 Likes
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    Text - Latino Heat Follow @TonyBananas_ When you at the function and she snaps a picture of food and a arm with tattoos and a gold watch across from her.
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    Text - Ash Warner Follow @AlsBoy Men know so little about female reproductive health that you could throw in anything and we wouldn't even notice. You could say "my flobula is at the peak of its infinisemarical cycle" and we'd be like "oh wow okay" 2:00 pm 18 Jun 2019 6 Retweets 30 Likes
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    Product - shauna Follow @goldengateblond this still from "Get Out 2" is terrifying
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    Auto part - Jon Follow @ArfMeasures Me: You should have been more specific Wife: When I said fill my car up, obviously I meant fuel Me: ok that does make more sense
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    Text - the drake gatsby Follow @DrakeGatsby Wife: I'm leaving you Me: *Removing my guinea pig's party hat and covering its ears* On Guineth Paltrow's birthday? 7:17 am - 17 Jun 2019 2,674 Retweets 17,338 Likes
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    Text - Carly Danger @carlyken Follow [ant colony] husband: I am beat wife: you're the one who wanted to be in construction. should've married a doctor husband: yeah but *flexing* can a doctor lift 5,000 times his body weight? wife: WE ALL CAN, GARY 2:48 pm 19 Jun 2019 396 Retweets 2,453 Likes
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    Hamster - Kie Follow @KielyHealey My romantic interest on the third date, when decide to be myself:
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