Guy Unleashes Pandora's Box of On Command Power Farting

The moral of this story has gotta be: It's important to listen to previous generations, because they might have valuable information to pass down. The cycle almost ruined his own life, so who knows what will happen in the hands of the next generation. For another delightful fart story, check out this farting deaf student who was shocked by a bombshell revelation.

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