Subway Employee Teaches Vegan Customer That Mayonnaise Is Not Vegan

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    Vegan mayo - Text - June 28 at 9:14 PM So I work at Subway, yesterday I had a chick come in, she told me she wanted a Veggie Delight. As I went to get the bread she asked me if I could change my gloves cause she was vegan and I had been handling meat. I did that, no problem, perfectly reasonable request. I get her bread, toast it and put all the veggies she wants on it, I start to wrap up her sandwich when she says, "can I get some mayo?"
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    Vegan mayo - Text - I look at her, she's looking at me, I pick up the mayo, I'm waiting for her to be like haha jk. Nothing. Me: "You know mayonnaise has eggs in it right?" THIS. GIRL. JUST. STOOD. THERE. SILENT. She stood there for a second. V: "N-no it doesn't, I get mayo every time, sure?" Me: "Yes ma'am, mayo has egg whites in it." I felt so horrible, she stood there with such a distraught and defeated face, I had shattered this poor girl's world.
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    Vegan mayo - Text - T had a couple people waiting so I had to get this lady out of here. Me: "Would you like the mayo on it ma'am?" V: "Sure, go ahead." She sounded so done, so defeated, So I gave her her mayo, wrapped her sandwich up and charged her for her sandwich, she was silent the whole time. She took her sandwich and started walking out.
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    Vegan mayo - Text - Me: "Thank you for coming, have a nice day!" She just looked at me, sighed, "yea, 'll try" and walked out. And that's the story of how I taught a vegan mayonnaise is, in fact, not vegan.
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    Vegan mayo - Text - Arran Edwards This reminds me of the time I met someone with VEGAN tattooed on her arm. Being the smart ass I am, I asked if she used vegan ink for the tattoo. She just looked at me, horrified and asked, "What do you mean?" So.. Probably not.


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