Guy's Infinity Gauntlet Oven Mitt Gets Melted by Pizza Rolls, and All the Internet Cares About Are the Pizza Rolls

Big thumbs down to Loot Crate; if you're going to make an oven mitt inspired by the infinity gauntlet, then do the thing some justice. This is not what we're talking about right here:

Some people on the internet are surprisingly more hung up on the well being of those pizza rolls though; but I guess, if we're being honest, are we really all that surprised?