SOMEDAYS I REALLY BELIEVE THAT MY HOROSCOPE IS GOING TO SAY: "JUST DON'T FUCKING KILL ANYONE TODAY"

'The President was beet red at that point': Higher-ups refuse to give office to low-level employee, employee goes straight to the top of the company 1

35 of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (June 22, 2024) 2

'I have had to get out of my car, go find the guy and have him move his truck': Entitled landscaper blocks driveway every week, neighbor gets revenge and makes him park blocks away 3

15 passive-aggressive notes from neighbors who have had enough: 'Quit blocking our driveway' 4

Wife Forgets Father's Day Celebration, Husband Settles Score and Takes Matters into His Own Hands with Solo Dinner Date 5

34 GenX Childhood Snapshots to Give You a Burst of Nostalgia (June 21, 2024) 6

OnlyCatCanHasCheezburger 1

Coming and going as you please 2

Where do we sign? 3

This Week's Heartwarming Helping Of Newly Adopted Cats For Fresh Feline Pawrents 4

Ole! 5

But we better call in a expert 6