Dude Runs The Sad Math On The Chances Of Finding His Soulmate

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mattstaff
Jul 20, 2019 1:00 PM EDT

If you take the trouble to post a wholesome meme, you better ready yourself for the bored and outright mean spirited individuals to deconstruct the meme and make everyone feel bad about themselves. It was already an aggressive estimate for this dude to assume that only 1% of the people in the world find him unattractive. But what else should we do, but take his word for it...

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    Text - feyxx @fezzz if 99% people find you unattractive then around 75,000,000 people on earth still find you attractive Zakya @zakya 112 My self confidence just shot up
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    Text - there's still hope for you Like Reply 1d Well, let's see... Half are women, so we are at 37,500,500. If we assume age is uniformly distributed and I could date someone 5 years older or younger, based on the world age expectancy of 72.7, there would only be 5,158,184 in my "dating age range" A Gallup poll shows that 36 % of people in this range are married or in a relationship, so we are left with 3,301,238. A paper by the Williams Institute states that 3.5 % of people are LGTBQ, so that l
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    Text - Ok, now (borrowing from Munroe's What If? book) suppose you lock eyes with an average of 12 new strangers a day. According to my country's life expectancy, I only have 20,856 days left (shit). That means locking eyes with 250,272 new people in my remaining lifetime. Again, considering only those within my age range: 34,387. Let's put all of them in set B. Now let's make the big assumptions. Let's say the probability of locking eyes with a stranger is independent of them being in set A (th
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    Text - Assuming locking eyes with any person is equally likely, the probability of locking eyes witha particular stranger, and that stranger being part of set A is: (0.0000852)*(0.000004598) 3.92e-10 I literally have a higher chance of winning mega millions. Like Reply 1d replies like this are why 99% find you unattractive Like Replv 23h
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