Student Receives Huge Pencil As Gift And Saves It For The Day Another Classmate Needs It

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mattstaff
Oct 15, 2019 1:00 AM EDT

The moral of the story here is that they always take the pencil. When in the tough and stressful land of academia, you can't afford to move forward without a pencil. All pencil sizes matter. 

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    big pencil - Text - @oscarewilde i received this comically large pencil as a gift several years ago and my first thought, understandably, was 'what the christ am i meant to do with this?
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    big pencil - Text - @oscarewilde 1d the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With This. And so a while ago i took it in with me to a lecture, hoping against hope that whichever poor Fool was unfortunate enough to sit next to me might have forgotten or misplaced their writing implement 24 2632 11.2K
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    big pencil - Text - @oscarewilde 1d utilising The Pencil is also dependent on the person not using a laptop. So the chances of success are extraordinarily slim, and I've only managed to find suitable candidates three times in all of the dozens of occasions i've had The Pencil on my person t1470 9,866
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    big pencil - Text - @oscarewilde 1d i size up my target, watching them feign patting their pockets in vain for the ballpoint they so obviously left at home, and i wait, i wait for the blessed question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could Borrow? 1 9,836 t548 Y@oscarewilde 1d 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have pencil. 'That's fine!' i hear them say, distantly now, as the blood is rushing to my ears and i can barely hear them. I maintain a straight face. This is key to the delivery and the final blow
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    big pencil - Text - @oscarewilde 1d I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The look of utter dumbfounded misery hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker through the 5 stages of grief, landing on acceptance, as they realise it's This or Nothing t1,127 19.2K
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    big pencil - Text - @oscarewilde 1d still maintaining that eye contact i smile, only the tiniest fraction, the unspoken words forming between us. 'What are you gonna do now, huh? You feeling lucky, kiddo? Buddy? Buckaroo? You gonna kick up a fuss in this silent lecture theatre? Huh? Or will you take The Pencil?' t2917 17.6K @oscarewilde 1d they Always take the pencil 222,711 42.3K 83
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