Fight of the Day: Scott Baio Attacked By Wife of Red Hot Chili Pepper; 2016 Redeemed
Looks like Charles isn’t so in charge these days, unless he’s charge-ing someone with assault.
Note to self: Punch up that lead. Pun intended. Let’s try another.
2016 has officially jumped the shark.
Note to self: That’s the one.
Apparently, Scott Baio has filed a police report against the wife of Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer Chad Smith, Nancy Mack. Attending a school event, where both of their children attend, Mack allegedly confronted Baio, one of the president-elect’s most ardent supports, and berated him, grabbed him, and screamed “Grab ‘em by the pussy” at him.
As the Fonz would say, “Hey… if the president can say it.”
Well, apparently, that’s what Mack said too, inadvertently quoting the Fonz. She was merely “trying to show Baio how Trump hugs women,” TMZ reports. “Baio asked Nancy to stop, but he claims she kept repeating the comment because she felt everyone needed to hear it, cause Trump used it. Baio told cops at that point Mack attacked him, grabbing him under his arms and then shaking and pushing him.”
If only he still had his powers from the movie Zapped!, you know, where Scott Baio plays a teen with the superpower of being able to remove women’s clothes with his mind. Actually that probably would’ve made the situation a lot worse, especially considering she’s bringing up the time the president-elect admitted to sexually assaulting women because “when you’re a star, they let do it.”
Anyway, sit on it, 2016. Yowsah, yowsah, yowsah. Up your nose with a rubber hose. Wait, that’s Welcome Back, Kotter.