Spotify Is Low-Key Offering Obama a Job as President of Playlists
In a little over a week, President Obama is just another nameless schmo, searching the classifieds for a new job and living in his parents’ basement. He’ll probably get an internship or something and start a career in music PR.
Well, maybe Obama should look into a gig at Spotify because it seems like they’re offering a job that he’s especially qualified for: President of Playlists.
The job is live now on Spotify's employement page, so you could apply for it, but you'd have to meet these specific requirements:
- Eight years running a highly-regarded nation
- Having Kendrick Lamar play your birthday party
- Having a Nobel Prize.
Check out the full job description:
Someone forward this to him, he’d be perfect. Does anyone know anyone at Spotify that could put in a good word for him?
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