J.K. Rowling Is Trolling Piers Morgan With His Own Words and This Idiot Doesn't Even Know It

We've been chronicling the ongoing feud between the most famous author on Earth and walking bag of dog shit for a few days now, but I think we've reached peak "J.K. vs. Piers." J.K. has started using Piers' own words against him. 

Yesterday, she tweeted this screen grab

Just been sent this! Could the writer let me know who he is? I'd love to thank him! #Valentines pic.twitter.com/OQtbxPD6AL

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 14, 2017

And because this guy just can't stop hitting himself, Piers responded:

Priceless #humblebrag BS. Nobody plays the celebrity game more abusively or ruthlessly than you, Ms 'Intensely Private Billionaire'. https://t.co/5ysnfefa3d

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 14, 2017

Of course, he fell right into her trap because he wrote those words:




via @JamieRoss7

Of course, Piers can't think of a good excuse other than "I meant to do that," like some idiot fifth grader who messes up a cartwheel.

Relax, quarter-wit, I knew what it was. Just surprised I put her as high as 97th. https://t.co/HCzx4Ius4E

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 14, 2017

Piers, please stop.