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15 Accurate Insights About Millennials To Read While Eating Avocado Toast

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    On the American Dream

    millenial tweet - Text - @tinygorgon the millennial version of 2.5 kids and a picket fence is six houseplants and no roommate 8:44 pm 16 Apr 2019 Twitter Web Client 181K Likes 35.1K Retweets
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    On Dating;

    millenial tweet - Text - logic luther king @jaboukie millennial dating u: hey wyd wednesday them: working to survive. wyd saturday u: being tired from working to survive then laundry them: nice 11:27 pm 1 Oct 2017 from East Los Angeles, CA Twitter for iPhone 35.9K Retweets 136.2K Likes
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    On Parenting:

    millenial tweet - Face - putri @goodqueensansa millennials as a parent Oh, God. Help me, Jesus.F I'm heterosexual. 7:07 pm 31 May 2018 Twitter Web Client
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    On Accomplishments:

    millenial tweet - Text - 1984's George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS By the time you're in your 20's you should have -job you're underpaid at -anti depressant prescription -Conspiracy theory you unironically believe -sense of impending existential dread 5:23 am 13 Aug 2019 from Chicago, IL Twitter for iPhone 120K Likes 26.6K Retweets
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    On Time:

    millenial tweet - Text - Sandstone @quartzen The sense of time I have as a millennial is so weird.. 1970: About 30 years ago 1980: About 20 years ago 1990: About 10 years ago 2000: About 10 years ago 2010: About 1,000 years ago 2016: About 10,000 years ago 2018: About 1,000 years ago Last week: About 1,000 years ago 9:19 pm 2 Jul 2019 Twitter Web Client 92.3K Likes 18.9K Retweets
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    On Money Saving:

    millenial tweet - Text - Toad Girl Summer @nyhcmaven84 Tips for Millennials to save money: 1) Don't eat 2) Live in your car 3) Don't drive anywhere, sell the car 4) Your only entertainment should be watching your own tears drip down your face into your bowl of ramen 5) Die as soon as possible if you get sick 5:54 am 5 Jun 2018 Twitter Web Client 233K Likes 65.7K Retweets
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    On The Economy:

    millenial tweet - Text - Gene Park @GenePark millennials to Gen Z as the recession nears First time?
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    On Astrology:

    millenial tweet - Text - andrew núñez @andrew_nunez millennial culture is texting your mom "what TIME was i born?" 9:33 pm 1 Jul 2019 Twitter for iPhone 184K Likes 31.5K Retweets
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    On Buissness:

    millenial tweet - Text - NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES FOR REAL THOUGH IF MILLENNIALS HAD THE POWER TO KILL ENTIRE INDUSTRIES DO YOU REALLY THINK WE'D BE LIKE "LOL MAYONNAISE IS DONE BUT THE STUDENT LOAN INDUSTRY CAN STAY" 11:51 pm 13 Aug 2018 Twitter Web Client 54.8K Likes 15.6K Retweets >
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    On Driving:

    millenial tweet - Text - sev @seven_thenumber millennial culture is driving with your music really loud so you can't hear all the fucked up sounds your shitty car is making 8:03 am 12 Apr 2019 Twitter for iPhone 21K Likes 3.3K Retweets
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    On Avocados:

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    On Cell phones:

    millenial tweet - Text - BRIGHTSIDE @Raelet how I, a millennial, filter spam calls: -if my phone rings, it's spam 12:59 am 29 May 2019 Twitter Web Client 124.3K Likes 32.9K Retweets
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    On Coffee:

    millenial tweet - Text - dirt prince @pant_leg maybe millennials wouldn't spend so much money on coffee if we could produce serotonin 12:30 am 30 Jun 2019 Twitter for iPhone 135.1K Likes 25.4K Retweets
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    On Mental health:

    millenial tweet - Text - Jordan Lancaster @jordylancaster Boomers: I heard she went to *looks around nervously* *whispers* Therapy Millennials/Gen Z: LMAOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT MY THERAPIST TOLD ME TODAY 5:07 am 25 Jul 2019 Twitter for iPhone 57.4K Retweets 234.4K Likes
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    On Jobs:

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