Every week, we bring you the funniest tweets written by women this week. Because there are some jokes that only women can tell... Enjoy!
Me finding out that my rich husband has died of mysterious circumstances pic.twitter.com/SVtDLPEP0s— trailer-park-hippie (@Gammaraygams) August 25, 2019
Me finding out that my rich husband has died of mysterious circumstances pic.twitter.com/SVtDLPEP0s
Blonde woman, top left. She is all of us 😂 pic.twitter.com/3EG7DHl32d— 💨No Match Windy, No? (@nomatchwindyno) August 26, 2019
Blonde woman, top left. She is all of us 😂 pic.twitter.com/3EG7DHl32d
just learned with horror that deleting any of the "family" emojis in google slides does not remove the emoji, but rather kills off each individual family member one by one, starting with the children pic.twitter.com/0v2s8Bx91n— Brooke Watson (@brookLYNevery1) August 29, 2019
just learned with horror that deleting any of the "family" emojis in google slides does not remove the emoji, but rather kills off each individual family member one by one, starting with the children pic.twitter.com/0v2s8Bx91n
tried to give my sister a fright n forgot holly was there 😂😂😭 howling pic.twitter.com/yiJ4LkIMdM— megan judge (@meganjudge_) August 29, 2019
tried to give my sister a fright n forgot holly was there 😂😂😭 howling pic.twitter.com/yiJ4LkIMdM
My professor doesn't believe in laser pointers so he uses a fishing pole with a foam finger attached and I can't contain myself during lecture lmao pic.twitter.com/h5Es2fimtW— Kirsten Teig (@kirstenteigg) August 29, 2019
My professor doesn't believe in laser pointers so he uses a fishing pole with a foam finger attached and I can't contain myself during lecture lmao pic.twitter.com/h5Es2fimtW
“I haven’t taken a photo of me in awhile”*takes one*me: oh that’s why. https://t.co/gMwjHFLrYA— ✰ (@stfuhurt) August 25, 2019
“I haven’t taken a photo of me in awhile”*takes one*me: oh that’s why. https://t.co/gMwjHFLrYA
Me applying at UT Austin after I hear Matthew McConaughey is going to be a professor: pic.twitter.com/XeSdov7dtb— Bridget (@BridgetBundy) August 28, 2019
Me applying at UT Austin after I hear Matthew McConaughey is going to be a professor: pic.twitter.com/XeSdov7dtb
My neighbor across the street had a pumpkin plant take over his entire front yard. I asked him what fertilizer he used. “None! This was an accident from our jack o’ lantern.” Then like captain Ahab he stared into the distance and said, “I’ve just got to see this through.” pic.twitter.com/mQBI3Hbd8m— Sonya Huber (@sonyahuber) August 27, 2019
My neighbor across the street had a pumpkin plant take over his entire front yard. I asked him what fertilizer he used. “None! This was an accident from our jack o’ lantern.” Then like captain Ahab he stared into the distance and said, “I’ve just got to see this through.” pic.twitter.com/mQBI3Hbd8m
When your parents ask you why you're still single https://t.co/65ju78POKm— ♛ (@clearily) August 29, 2019
When your parents ask you why you're still single https://t.co/65ju78POKm
My dad is a full on VSCO girl pic.twitter.com/lJ07q60neg— mallory (@mallorrrr) August 25, 2019
My dad is a full on VSCO girl pic.twitter.com/lJ07q60neg