Student Gives Comically Large Pencil To Dumbfounded Classmate

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mattstaff
Sep 21, 2019 8:00 PM EDT

This devious student decided to troll their confused classmate who was in need of a pencil, with one comically large offering. Beggars can't be choosers. Sometimes, you've just got to take what the world hands you. And in this case, it's a larger-than-life scenario. Oh well. 

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    Text - Follow @oscarewilde i received this comically large pencil as a gift several years ago and my first thought, understandably, was 'what the christ am i meant to do with this? 1:34 PM 12 Jul 2018
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    Text - Follow @oscarewilde the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With This. And so a while ago i took it in with me to a lecture, hoping against hope that whichever poor Fool was unfortunate enough to sit next to me might have forgotten or misplaced their writing implement 1:36 PM- 12 Jul 2018 332 Retweets 6,918 Likes Follow oscarewilde utilising The Pencil is also dependent on the person not using a laptop. So the chances of success are extraordinarily slim, an
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    Text - Follow oscarewilde i size up my target, watching them feign patting their pockets in vain for the ballpoint they so obviously left at home, and i wait, i wait for the blessed questio.... Do You Have A Pen I Could Borrow? 1:41 PM-12 Jul 2018 302 Retweets 6,182 Likes Follow @oscarewilde 'Oh', i say, T'm so sorry; I only have a pencil. 'That's fine!' i hear them say, distantly now, as the blood is rushing to my ears and i can barely hear them. I maintain a straight face. This is key to the d
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    Text - Follow @oscarewilde I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The look of utter dumbfounded misery as i hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker through the 5 stages of grief, landing on acceptance, as they realise it's This or Nothing 1-49 PM-12 Jul 2018 610 Retweets 11,544 Likes Follow @oscarewilde still maintaining that eye contact i smile, only the tiniest fraction, the unspoken words forming between us. 'What are you gonna do now, huh? You fe
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