Hilarious Twitter Thread Details How Cats Take Over Scotland

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mattstaff
Sep 21, 2019 3:00 PM EDT

Twitter User @LawrWard, dove down a bit of a hilarious rabbit's hole when he imagined, in detail, what a scenario involving cats taking over Scotland and the U.K. would look like. Suffice to say, people loved the creative silliness, and it went viral. I guess at this point, all we can do is hail our cat overlords. 

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    Text - Lawrence Ward @LawrWard The population of Scotland is around 5.25mil and there are 600mil cats in the world so if every cat decided to invade Scotland each Scot would have to fight off around 114 cats each and I really don't think they could pull it off
    via @LawrWard
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    Text - Lawrence Ward @LawrWard Got people in my mentions saying the Scots could do this. Let me just explain why you're wrong - A Thread
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    Text - Lawrence Ward @LawrWard The numbers above account for all Scots and all house cats in the world. That's 114 cats per EVERY Scot already. My opinion is that around 30 cats could kill an able bodied human. Takeaway all of the people that don't really stand a chance against even fewer cats
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    Text - Lawrence Ward @LawrWard People such as the very old, the very young, people in comas and so on. Before you know it the guys able to fight off an above average amount of cats are fighting off 200+ maybe even more
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    Text - Lawrence Ward @LawrWard The cats have done it. They've conquered the highlands. Now what?
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    Text - Lawrence Ward @LawrWard Now you've got 600 million cats from all over the world in close proximity. Cats breed fast. The cat population will surge exponentially. They'll stay put for a short while. But after a year or two you're gonna have a population of cats well over 3 billion
    via @LawrWard
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    Text - Lawrence Ward @LawrWard And they've outgrown Scotland. They need to expand. 3 billion cats gives each Brit 50 cats to handle and now you've got another war on your hands. The cats abilities to reproduce are much faster than ours. They will kill us faster than we can get new soldiers to fighting age
    via @LawrWard
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    Text - Lawrence Ward @LawrWard The war against the UK would be more prepared than the Scots and this would wage for some time
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    Text - Lawrence Ward @LawrWard Once the cats have ultimately defeated the brits they will run rampant feasting on their spoils and breeding until one of them discovers the Euro tunnel
    via @LawrWard
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    Text - Lawrence Ward @LawrWard Now the cats have infiltrated the continent. They've found France. The french will surrender immediately. Now the cats have the french on their side. They have vehicles, medicine, resources
    via @LawrWard
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    Text - Lawrence Ward @LawrWard All hail the cat overlords. They can not be stopped.
    via @LawrWard

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