Brain-Tickling Shower Thoughts (20 Nuggets Of Wisdom)

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mattstaff
Sep 9, 2019 9:00 PM EDT

We are our wisest selves in the shower, and these nuggets of wisdom prove it. 

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  • 01
    Gelato - Societyjust went ahead and made chocolate.and vanilla Opposites
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    Text - There's a constant wave of people falling asleep going all around the world.
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    Text - The word "quiet" is often said very loud.
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    Text - Someone else's therapist may have saved your life at some point
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    Text - People that make that's what she said jokes are good listeners.
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    Microphone - When you burp it's just a way to let out the souls of the food you have been eating.
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    Text - yes A BCD E IN The reason Quija boards say "Don't play alone is beeduse if you did, nothing would happen no P Goodbye
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    Animated cartoon - Somebody heard snoring and thought, "Yeah, that's the letter
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    Reptile - lfalligators live over 100 years it's not entirely unlikely that they ll see you later
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    Animation - HARE Cuts Cartoons inside cartoons are ac- tually live action series in their universes.
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    Analgesic - They say money cant buy happi- ness, but antidepressants sure aren't free.
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    Job - If you curse in Morse code, it can't be censored because it's al- ready a bunch of bleeps
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    Text - When a colleague you hate goes on vacation, it's like avacation for you, too,
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    Animated cartoon - Oo. The child of a mermaid and a centaur has a1in 4 chance of being a human or seahorse.
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    Facial expression - In the game"Truth or Dare" as a child, dares were the scariest option. As an adult, Truth is...
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    Leaf - Someone somewhere is watering a plastic plant they think is real.
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    Building - SPIRTT CHALLOWEEN NOW HIRIN SPIRTT No.company loves an abandoned strip mall building more than Spirit Halloween
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    Motor vehicle - T-rexes have probably killed' the same amount of humans as goldfishes. URASSIN OURAUST PARK
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    Adaptation - ES Everybody wants you to work hard, but nobody wants to hear about how hard you work.
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    Land vehicle - If you think about it, your whole car is a windshield AMG
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