The College Life Summed Up In 40 Tweets

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mattstaff
Sep 10, 2019 1:00 PM EDT

The following collection of tweets are all kinds of relatable for anyone who has ever muddled through the often disorienting, exhausting, and generally ridiculous college years. This just further deepened my sweet relief that I'm done with school. What a rollercoaster that whole college thing was. 

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  • 01
    Text - syd @sydneyleemarco some kid in the library is bragging loudly about how he got a 35 on the ACT well sir I signed up for the ACT but forgot I did and missed the test and we still ended up at the same school how does that make you feel 285K 10:24 PM - Mar 3, 2019 19.7K people are talking about this >
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    Text - Akash @Akash1 Got this email from my prof today Q Sear G1 and G2: What Happens in the Growth Phases of The C... + lou nd eur denar All matah Aller for daller nbox (453 messages) Q Search no-reply Inbox-Google 10:21 AM N DNA quiz/worksheet Details To: John Dobrenen, vaguilar14@apu.edu&132 more y Yo BIOL People, I had a brain lapse and forgot to give this to yall in class. You will need this for Exam 2 I'd say I was sorry but I'm not so why lie LOL y John o! 17 qdna ANSWERS.pdf le it 1,124
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    Text - College Student @CollegeStudent High school: "assigned seating is so stupid" College: "why is he sitting in my seat? That's my seat... I sit there everyday" 92.7K 3:17 AM - Jan 15, 2019 20.4K people are talking about this >
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    Text - Miguel @Miguel_nunez I skip test questions like I'm gonna be a different person when I come back to them 233K 10:20 PM - Oct 9, 2018 Nacogdoches, TX 52.9K people are talking about this
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    Text - Gabbbb @GabrielllaRosee In highschool I woke up at 6 am, went to classes for 7 hours, went straight to track practice and ran 8 miles, then went home and did homework without taking a nap..in college I can't even take a shower without needing a nap 261K 9:12 PM - Nov 27, 2017 66.4K people are talking about this >
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    Text - Jordan Rutledge @JordanRutledge High school (Teacher who barely got through school and managed to get a teaching degree): my name is Ms. Johnson and you will call me as such College (Professor who is a top individual in their field with multiple degrees, maybe a PHD): hey guys what's up my name's Matt 489K 6:45 PM - Feb 8, 2018 108K people are talking about this >
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  • 07
    Text - jen _zodiaccat to whoever needed to see this: throw away your empty liquor bottles, they're not decor 168K 9:21 PM- Jan 20, 2019 Plano, TX 41.4K people are talking about this
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  • 08
    Text - Frosty @Alex_Welch88 "How do you describe college?" I'm teaching myself a class that I'm paying for 28K 11:03 PM - Oct 7, 2018 11.8K people are talking about this
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  • 09
    Text - Lexi @alexuslemasters The girl next to me is talking on the phone and says "my first day of classes as a freshman is over, isn't it crazy that in just 4 years I'l be working at my dream job" ...should I tell her? 18.3K 6:37 PM - Aug 14, 2018 2,979 people are talking about this
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  • 10
    Text - Lily _lilybug99 high school teacher: "life is full of opportunities" college professor: "life is difficult. people are wrong" 118 11:38 PM - Sep 6, 2017 74 people are talking about this
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  • 11
    Text - Adam Cook @adam_cook2014 My professor handed back our 3 page film essays to my surprise I got a C after class I asked her why "you were supposed to write it about the movie The Emperor of Time.. you wrote it on The Emperor's new Groove but it was kinda good so I didn't fail you" so thats how im doing 490K 6:51 PM - Dec 12, 2017 85.9K people are talking about this
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    Text - edgar allan hoe @alexandri_ugh High school teacher: "let's not get political" College teacher: "ur hw is to read this essay 'F**k Donald Trump' written published by me" 873 5:24 PM - Aug 31, 2017 Manhattan, NY 364 people are talking about this
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    Text - CONNOR CLAY @Connor_Clay High school teachers: "they won't have PowerPoints for you in college!!" every professor uses a PowerPoint presentation in every class* 210 6:32 PM - Sep 7, 2017 102 people are talking about this >
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  • 14
    Text - Catie Kauffman @ckauffman20 Multiple choice in high school: a) not the answer b) DEFINITELY THE ANSWER c) not the answer In college: a) could be the answer b) oh this one could be too c) doubtful, but what if I'm wrong and it is the answer? d) vague option that could also be right 87.1K 9:47 PM - Dec 10, 2018 17.2K people are talking about this
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  • 15
    Text - Kris @KristinRebera Heard in the lobby of my dorm Dude 1: hey dude why weren't you in Stats? Dude 2: I had a mental health day dude. I slept in and had some tea Dude 1: oh yeah self care dude Dude 2: yeah dude self care 144K 6:03 PM - Oct 31, 2018 27.3K people are talking about this
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  • 16
    Text - char @charlottejorrey today in class this guy I was sitting next to had a bag of carrots & the entire class he kept throwing them into his backpack. I asked him what he was doing & he was like "oh sorry do u want one? they're for Kent" and then just whips open his backpack to show his chinchilla Kent 468K 9:57 PM - Dec 4, 2017 89.4K people are talking about this
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  • 17
    Text - tj @tjking1204 high school teacher: you can't know anything about my life college prof: i have a drinking problem 5:25 PM - Sep 7, 2017 2,641 747 people are talking about this
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    Text - female hysteria @LocalGoblin High school teachers: I'm not going to share my political beliefs, it's unprofessional College Profs: what is the square root of f**k trump 237K 11:29 PM - Jan 26, 2017 84.8K people are talking about this
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  • 19
    Text - College Student @CollegeStudent *dresses up in high school* omg! you look great! *dresses up in college* where are u going? do u have a date? is there a funeral? are u ok? 45.1K 4:02 AM - Oct 16, 2018 6,470 people are talking about this
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  • 20
    Text - Rachel Walters @rachelhelenw Yesterday a girl walked into class with an iced coffee and my prof told her she couldn't have it so she just walked out and never came back and I can't stop thinking about it 411K 5:37 PM - Jan 31, 2019 54.7K people are talking about this
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  • 21
    Text - Casey Wright @WrightToLife Welcome to college. Where every single person is smarter than you except for the 3 people in your group project. 11:55 AM Sep 9, 2019 See other Tweets
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  • 22
    Text - margater @maggieisntcool i just saw a guy in the library cry for five or so minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just? stopped crying? and went right on back to work 414K 7:39 PM - Oct 1, 2018 93.3K people are talking about this
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  • 23
    Text - Pretty Flacko @FlawlessArmani Y'all ever skip a class and then have the post skip class depression? Like damn I should've just went 438K 6:06 PM - Nov 20, 2018 103K people are talking about this
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  • 24
    Text - College Student @CollegeStudent Me in HS: Yea I'm involved in 16 clubs, I have a 4.0, and I'm on 4 sports teams Me in College: So good news, I'm passing 118K 9:25 PM - Dec 10, 2018 22.7K people are talking about this >
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  • 25
    Text - Austin Sawyer @austy23 STOP ENCOURAGING EVERYONE TO GO TO COLLEGE THERE IS NOT ENOUGH PARKING 246K 5:22 PM - Aug 29, 2017 88.6K people are talking about this
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  • 26
    Text - Kasey @KaseyHosler High school: your professors are ruthless and won't give any slack College professor yeah I got shit to do so class is cut 30 min early 153 5:28 PM - Sep 7, 2017 104 people are talking about this
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  • 27
    Text - T @umtatiana HS teachers: college is NOT a joke a real college exam question i just had: "which doesn't belong?" A. Ethos B. Pathos C. Logos D. Migos 562K 8:36 PM - Apr 8, 2019 97.7K people are talking about this
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  • 28
    Text - ES @erinlyman36 College is so weird like the future leaders, teachers and doctors for our country are slamming beer cans against their heads and blacking out on Mondays 70.3K 11:10 PM - Sep 25, 2018 9,613 people are talking about this
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  • 29
    Food - childish sambino @samiwert i don't have any spooks or forks so i broke off a piece of a hanger so i could eat 45.9K 5:45 AM - May 11, 2017 11K people are talking about this
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  • 30
    Text - College Problems @CollegeProblems High school: Did u study last night? Nah fam What'd you get? 96 College: How long did u study last night? 11 hours What'd u get? 46 13K 8:16 PM - Oct 14, 2018 2,902 people are talking about this
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  • 31
    Text - JM @jcmadrigal This is what college is all about 4:04 ail LTE C 21 4 People> iMessage Today 3:44 PM +1 (213 Hey everyone it's Michelle from TVF 3340 Group 2 Wed class. I was wondering if anyone understood that what exactly is due on Wednesday besides the News Report. Any help would be appreciated. Thank you and I hope everyone's having a great weekend +1 (562) Hey guys I dropped this class but good luck this semester! I also dropped this class lol, good luck! +1 (323) I also dropped it so
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  • 32
    Text - College Student @FactsOfSchool 10pm in high school: alright time for bed 2am in college: alright time for dinner 7,252 7:36 AM - Oct 15, 2018 2,165 people are talking about this
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  • 33
    Text - nick @nickccerino in high school we judged everyone but in college you see someone riding past you on a razor scooter wearing a snuggie and it's like "that is a smart man" 11:42 AM Sep 9, 2019 See other Tweets
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    Text - dunkin sommelier @verysmallriver half of college professors are like "you can know nothing about me except my name" and the other half are like "and that's why my wife left me! anyway what's up with y'all" 102K 10:55 PM - Nov 1, 2018 19.2K people are talking about this
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  • 35
    Text - connor mcdavid's contract @clairedaniellem yo i hate honors college boys i just asked this guy "hey why aren't koalas considered bears?" and he hits me with "they're marsupials" shut up nerd the answer to the joke is "they don't have the koalafications" 425K 6:07 AM - Jul 22, 2018 91.9K people are talking about this
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  • 36
    Text - gabrielle @gabmcmahon My first college test I got a 68 and actually cried in the classroom Today I got a 52 on an exam and I took myself out for chicken tenders 207K 4:48 AM - Oct 26, 2017 34.8K people are talking about this
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  • 37
    Text - hannah @HANNAHFALLSHAND going to school inbetween thanksgiving and christmas break feels like the last lap in mario kart where the music is all fast and gets really stressful 401K 2:46 AM - Nov 27, 2018 102K people are talking about this
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  • 38
    Text - College Student @CollegeStudent Emailing professors be like Me: *polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar* Professor: "sure" -sent from my iPhone 93.7K 7:43 PM - Oct 3, 2017 33.8K people are talking about this
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  • 39
    Text - kels @Keally22 Remember when Disney channel would do cross over episodes between two different shows?? That's how it feels when your college friends visit ur house and meet your home friends 237K 3:53 AM - Nov 17, 2018 28.2K people are talking about this
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  • 40
    Text - blake @Blakegarav Random girl next to me in class: I see u brought ur daily coffee as well, to get thro these 8ams Me: haha ya, that's college for u Me inside: she can't ever know that my yeti is filled with chocolate milk 333K 9:59 PM - Feb 19, 2018 42.7K people are talking about this
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