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Animals And Their "Proper" Names

You've probably been saying the names of common animals wrong for years! But no worries, we're here to provide you with the correct names for some of your favorite animals. And by correct, we mean completely and totally wrong..but still really enjoyable.

And how knows, you might leave here with a new name for your favorite animal! 

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    Vertebrate - If you think about it, a Kangaroo is just a T-Rex Deer T-Rex Deer
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    Turtle - There's a fucking oul outside Ouwl Owul Houl Oul How the fuck do you spell it Hoot hoot There's a hooter outside my windoe
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    Organism - journie @goingonajournie took my mom to detective pikachu she said she liked the "garlic pokemon" GIF
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    Giant anteater - Pangolins are Tactical Assault Anteaters
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    Text - what the heq @bibliophileq Follow I work with a guy from Mexico who doesn't speak a lot of English. A Canadian goose made a nest by one of the paddock gates and hissed at him while he was putting horses out. He comes back to us after and says, "I do not like the cobra chicken." 3:41 AM -9 Jun 2018 98,910 Retweets 444,906 Likes 99K 1.5K 445K
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    Text - abration of terrise which sonls very "Penguin" inilar to the ll wond Qi hing 企鹅 "Goose" "Business"*
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    Giraffe - how are unicorns fake but giraffes are real like what's more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 40 foot neck
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    Adaptation - MAJESTIC FART SQUIRREL SEA FLAP FLAP GIRAFFE BIRD DANGER FLOOF TRASH PANDA DANGER WATER COW CAT SNAKE GIRAFFE SHEEP SEA CATSNAKE DUCK PUPPY DANGER NOODLE BEACH CHICKEN TYRANNOSAURUS DEER NOPEROPE FREEDOM GLIDER FURRY POTATO VMA SICAG.COM
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    Mammal - T LOVE YOU, KITCHENWOLF. YOURE DRUNK, POLKASPOTTIED KITTY. imaflincom
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    Animal figure - THE OFFICIAL FIELD GUIDE DOGS FOR SQUIRREL GRUMPY SQUIRREL SKY SQUIRREL DRAMATIC SQUIRREL NEAKY SQUIRREL SPICY SQUIRREL BOUNCY SQUIRREL DANGER SQUIRREL OMEGAN MOKAY DOODLEFORF
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    Snails and slugs - plum flavored hen gel Today at 10:54 AM pudding bunny
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    Text - theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly CROFTER oh gods my boyfriend isn't home and I forget the english word for this thing and it's bAD he usually helps but i cAN'T samuelcwboslyn I WILL ASSIST? theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly you know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but it changes homes sometimes because it gets too big for it?? what is it??? soulcollectorlol Hermit crab?? theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly CROF THAT'S THE BITCH
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    Text - gav @GavBurl Over a year ago, I threatened you out of anger over the death of a lost one. A death that you were not responsible for. Today, l've returned to make things right. To end the cycle of violence. It's what Steve would have wanted. I'm sorry and I love you Water Pancake. About to touch a sting ray... should punch it though just to let it know Steve Irwin still got shooters out here. PETTY MEMES
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    Vertebrate - MAJESTIC TRASH PANDA SEA FLAP FLAP DUCK PUPPY GIRAFFE SHEEP SPIKY FLOOF DANGER FLOOF BOOPLESNOOT FART SQUIRREL
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    Adaptation - viergacht Look at this beautiful Floridian Swamp Cat and her adorable kittens. tinygoblin That There is A Gator bone-fiends No that's a Floridian Swamp Cat Source: reptilesrevolution 173,942 notes
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    Goat - WIZARD COW
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