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Raunchy Memes For All You Naughty Freaks

Are you the kind of person who can't help but make things sexual? Has it been way too long since you felt a sexy human touch? Either way, these horny memes are guaranteed to satisfy your inner freak. Or we'll give you your money back.

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    Painting - I thought you said 8 inches
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    Cartoon - When yo friend takes the gay joke too far fro
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    Face - Me: "I'm 6'5, I'm broke asf, I have below average social skills and crippling anxiety and depression" Her: "you said 6'5
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    Clip art - me you my lave ahd affection
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    Text - When you thought she was out of your league but somehow you smashed
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    Adaptation - When you leave her house and all she did was tease you for 6 hours
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    Text - Source:whenthingsgot. nerdyravenclawqueen itscalledb... @CleverTP "yeah of course I can paint your ceiling." Michelangelo scoffed to himself, "gonna paint a bunch of dudes with they dick outs on it tho" 3/27/14, 22:44 moondust: this fucking never fails to make me laugh 455,356 notes 11
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    Text - KE SHARP @danielmarven You're having sex and she's not morning my n you ain't hitting the right spot Shades of melanin @Sista_Bethina What if she afternoons?
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    Food - When she asks you to spice things up in the bedroom NATION'S FAVOURITE LIMITED EDITION love sex durex Chicken Tikka Masala Flavoured condoms 12
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    Facial expression - When you spill Viagra in retirement home's water tank. (zombies banging)
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    Cat - when u tryin to be cute but she gotta make everything sexual
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    Cartoon - When you show her your memes Iknow you're wet, bitch. Mem Cer
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    Vertebrate - When y'all been kissing for a long time then she sayS, "go and lock the door"..
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    White - Girls in calvin undies RudeCapybara Cor CalvinKlein
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    Snow - SPEED LIMIT 30 YOUR SPEED 69 NICE
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    Hair - When the sundress gets stuck between the booty cheeks and she leave it there and keep walkin
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    Text - alexander @whosalexander the word daddy has been so sexualized that my kids are gonna have to call me bruh or some shit
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    Text - Michael Retweeted Kyle Patrick @kyry5 [At ER] ER: What brings you in today? Me: So...me and my BF wanted to try anal bees and- ER: You mean anal beads? Me: *faint buzzing* No 07/09/2016, 02:29 834 RETWEETS 1,914 LIKES 7
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    Military uniform - Porn site SHERIFF SH SHERIF Teens who watch porn Whitney Lambert/USAF Age restriction
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    Text - it takes 30 seconds to type a text message that will make her smile for hours. Today 10:36 am I want to make your flaps moister than an oyster Delivered
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    Material property - durex muchacho ve 6 condoms ey Jeans Con fo ly-On asorecomfort pr classic prefilattic 25 3.80 littlestpadawan hey babe how bout i slip on a... jondom Source: littlestpadawan
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    Organism - Gimmie them cheeks girl and free my soul. I wanna get lost in your bootyhole and lick away.
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    Sky - Her: Deeper Ме:
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    Text - "Have you ever been handcuffed?" "Sexually or by law enforcement?" Coverheardnewyork
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    Product - when she says size doesn't matter and you pull out the 2 inch punisher
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    Room - when he's not afraid to nail you right on the couch justdoctorsatanthimgz
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    Human - When she ain't got no hair to pull during sex so u just start smacking her head
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    Pineapple - When you go down on her few days after she shaved. alamy alamy hamy
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    Text - When your ugly af but your funny and your dick game is out of this world.
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