Dirty Tinder Pickup Lines With Zero Shame

Tinder's all about shooting for the stars, and hoping you don't get unmatched immediately. It's a dirty playground to try out those raunchy pickup lines nobody would ever be well advised to break out in real life. It's like people try to fail, and bank on making it online with the results. That being said, every now and again, a pickup line will land, and maybe even a little romance will spark. These probably don't fit the bill for those times. Oh Tinder, never change. We enjoy the fails far too much. 

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