Guy Writes The Stupidest Jokes At Work

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mattstaff
Oct 5, 2019 11:00 AM EDT

This guy decided to keep himself entertained at work by leaving the stupidest notes he could, on the whiteboard at work. There's no doubt that at least one person enjoyed what he had to say. 

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    Text - attenpted to dete the cottee crea mer But it just wanted to be frends How can Ibe mad about that? T5 too sweet for t's own good.
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    Text - One time I udvi sed mom while s he was painting ca picture. I said "EMbrace yourr imperfet 1/ mistakes. .She hugged me Moments later
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    Text - What dees a sprinter eat before race N.thing they fast
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    Text - have Super pover 1can detect Ind ian flatbicad in a 5 mile radins Mu friends call it naan-sense.
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    Text - write using on ly lower case letters Be cause they hate Capitalism.
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    Text - This U2 GPs total rip-ofAI don't recommend Was buying it The streets have no and 1 still name hoven't found what I'm lo0 King for
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    Text - Lfa childrafuses to take a nap are they SuPposed to go to jai tor resisting a resi
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    Text - What is the diference between a poorlY dressed tricycle and a man on a Well dressed man on bicycle ? Attire a
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    Text - Please stop asking Me where 1 see yeaf Ialre udy told you quysdonthad 2920vision
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    Text - Yeaterday T Was drink ing coffee in my Slippers and I realized that if had cleaned out mug The cofFee might| Not have tasted Eke feet
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    Text - moM gor Mad at me because I Kicked a conpk dropped cubes under he ice box am sure it is just water under the fridge now.
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    Text - WM are the Baude la ire Ophans horrible bascball Players? Because they don t Know where home is.
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    Text - Peap le ure Mak ing w ot me because T prefer to we ar mittens over gloves but I eally dont want to Point fingers
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    Text - me one told me joke about German Sausaye It joke I ever was the wurst heard.
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    Text - What is Brue Lee's Favarite Drink? Wah- Tamah!
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    Text - met a magica) genic Sing le wish He gave me a saidwish I could be The genue saud "Weurd wush, but ok I wull grant ut uT.
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    Text - hat is a pio fe's Favolite leter You wonld think "R. but it's aetunl
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    Text - Considering the door hat this sign M leads to does that make c the oes on here toilet humor?
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    Text - an yoing to wotch documentory about beavers today. a hope it is the best dam program I Watch this year Mandatory employee meeting Tuesday May 28 2019 At 2pm
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    Text - Recently lbaby had to sit next airplane to a on an LWasn't aware humans were capable of erying 12 hours straight I m pretty certoin even the baby Was long impresscd by how go.
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    Text - Why do dentists call Dental XRays" the m they cou ld have 7" Called them footh pics! When
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