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“If I could kill you like this spider, I would. No question
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“I hate Disney, I hate this, I hate you, I hate humanity, I hate everything.”
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“This is why I have trust issues.”
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“I am humiliated.”
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“I called 911 for help but no one took me seriously.”
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“I feel nothing anymore.”
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“No amount of catnip will make this up to me.”
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"I don't even believe in marriage"
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“My soul has been slain.”
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“Just kill me now, I won’t even tell anyone. Just put me out of my misery.”
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“This confirms it: you hate me.”
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“I know you put me in this fat shaming costume to make yourself look skinnier. It’s not working.”
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“Oh, and I suppose you’re the King to my Jester? Cute.”
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Cat in the stupid fucking hat. More like cat that’s going to fucking kill you.”
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“The darkness in my eyes reflects the newfound darkness of my soul.”
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