We love roasting people as much as the next guy, but we have got to admit that it doesn't take a whole lot of wit or bravery to insult a person. It is a sacrificial self-own, in an attempt to really roast someone else, that garners our highest respect. It takes guts to brutalize oneself for the greater good. Since 2018, memers have started circulating some seriously fire examples of these sacrifices by using a Call of Duty perk, Martyrdom. Most of the time these meme creators pair it with examples of self-roasts from Reddit and beyond. The resulting memes are riotously funny, albeit predictably immature. Some of them mock users' penis size. Others rely on simple yet satisfyingly roastable interactions with family. Others still get a little more salacious in their subject matter. We've managed to put together the cream of the crop just for you. May they serve as inspiration for future internet sacrifices.