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Younger Siblings Confess How Their Older Siblings Hilariously Traumatized Them When They Were Little

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If you never had a sibling, then you probably just won't get it… Old siblings will abuse you to no end and when you're little, you're just happy to be involved. So when your older sister says you'll get “sister points” for doing her chores, you fall for it. When your older brother says you were adopted, why wouldn't you believe him? There are people participating in this trend that confess straight up actual abuse where I hope everyone involved is in therapy now… But some of these confessions are simply hilarious. Siblings get it. Iykyk.

 

Air Conditioner Game

When these guys were playing house, her older sibling would force her to pretend to be the air conditioner. So whenever her older sister would say she's hot, she would have to blow cold air out. 

 

Paul McCartney Robot Game

This game was on going and she never knew when it would be switched on, but her older sister would become a robot that needed very simply and specific instructions. She only knew the game had begun when her sister would stop responding normally. 

 

“Sister Points”

This little sister got hella pranked by her older sister. Her older sister said she would get “sister points” by doing her chores and anything she asked and if she made enough sister points she'd get a prize. She never got a prize…

 

So Many Things…

This older brother did lots of traumatizing thing: one was trap his littler sister in a hamper and fart on her. There was no escape. 

 

Rock to the Face

He claims he thought it was a tennis ball, but turns out it must have been a very soft and road rock because the injury to his little sister became a core memory. 

 

Play Dead

This older sister used to peel grapes and pretend they were poisonous. So when she'd eat them she'd play dead and scare the hell out of her younger sister. 

 

Family “Tradition” 

These two older siblings convinced the youngest that it was family tradition for your head to get chopped off and sewn back on for your 10th birthday. They all had done it, it was a tradition! So she lived in fear of her 10th bday. 

 

Convinced to be Adopted

This is actually quite a classic. Older siblings telling younger siblings they were adopted has been going on forever. 

 

Dark Humor

This girl was born on 9/11 and her older brother convinced her the planes crashed because they got so distracted by how ugly she was as a baby. She believed him for a very long time… 

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