Twitter Flocks on Cowboy Who Brags About How Much Beef He Gets

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Eric Lund
Nov 13, 2019 1:00 AM EST

For a twitter conversation about beef and gender roles, this was actually pretty civil. It even sort of has a happy ending! The number one takeaway we got from this conversation was that we are severely lacking in how much beef we make per year, and didn't realize how self conscious we should be about it.

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    Text - Stevie Wonder @vickers_stephen My housing is paid for. I make a good salary. I get health insur- ance, 401k, 700 lbs of beef a year, and I live on a couple hundred acres. I'm a puncher by trade with a bachelors degree. And I swear you women would rather have a loser than a provider. It's sad 10:35 PM 02 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone 368 Retweets 6,625 Likes
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    Text - Ernie luckman @ErnieLies 7h Replying to @vickers_stephen Lol Aggie DRIN Laramie OH, yOU'RE ONLY CALLING US A COW COLLEGECAUSE WE WERE FOUNDED BY A CoW. 46 attractive nuisance @75 7h Replying to @vickers_stephen Steve I don't eat beef 165
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    Text - DRaeee.H @Daisy58988981 6h Replying to @vickers_stephen that's an easy pass though. I'm looking in your heart not your wallet 23 HECKBOY @outofmyplanet 5h And maybe some personality 999ees 15 911DisBitch @911 disbitch 8h hReplying to @vickers_stephen But how many pounds of bacon per year because that's an attribute I'm looking for. 14
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    Text - glamorous reptile @glamourep...3h Replying to @vickers_stephen I can provide myself with 700 lbs of meat every year, no problem 27 1
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    Text - Lil Easley Vert @justsometea... 8h Replying to @vickers_stephen My castle is complete. The tax from the peasants is ample. I have a physician, treasure, and meats. My lands are vast. noble lord and learned and I swear wenches would rather have a jester than a prince. It's vexing L32 605 3 Stevie Wonder @vickers_steph... 8h I love your creativity V 1 t 27
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    Text - Huma Not Abedin @hoomie2424 4h Replying to @vickers_stephen Steve you sound super hot but I'm only interested in 30-50 feral hogs 2 110 261
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    Text - Mel @xoxomrsdixon 7h Replying to @vickers_stephen Women aren't looking for a "provider" anymore, we are looking for a partner/ teammate. We have degrees, jobs with benefits, housing, etc. We can provide for ourselves so we want to be with someone that loves, encourages& pushes us. We don't need to be rescused or provided for. L 21 382 the cringe queen of the south.. Wrong. I Always ask someone how many pounds of beef they have before dating them. That's how I ended up married to someone w
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    Text - Mark Magark @markedly 5h Replying to @vickers_stephen Great. It's not even Monday yet and I've already got to think about how many hundreds of pounds of beef I can offer a woman L18 2 494 some guy @JamesMcCormack 4h I get NO pounds of beef. That's the saddest thing. . I mean, yeah I could buy some if I wanted. But that's not the same, is it. 36 Mark Magark @markedly 2h It's not, no 2
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    Text - Bryce Doe @Bryce Doe 4h Replying to @vickers_stephen it's true what they say: women just don't appreciate a man who can provide them with 700 pounds of beef, annually 1 L14 223
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    Text - cal?@cal_gif 4h Replying to @vickers_stephen Sorry only talk to guys who get 700 lbs of lettuce a year 2 82 primrose Subway managers? @primthepotato 1h 2
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    Text - connor (big time volleyball guy) 7h Replying to @vickers_stephen T have 800 lbs of beef a year and I get laid all the time. Maybe you should work harder 70 but doctor, @BarrelJumpist 5h have 850 lbs of beef, but yours is nice too:) 18 connor (big time volleyball guy). 5h You don't get to count your own biceps Brad!
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    Text - Mark Dodson @MarkD629 20h Replying to @vickers_stephen 700 lbs of beefa year? That's a benefit I can get behind t 1 43 Stevie Wonder @vickers_step.... 20h You have no idea how much that's saved me on my grocery bill 1 t 1 32
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    Text - Erin Kabrey @ErinKabrey 20h Replying to @vickers_stephen Some guys are the same way.. I live on 120 acres, everything of mine is paid for, have a damn good job plus work on the ranch, and yet they still want girls that are lazy Li 2 72 6 Jonathan Dansel @JonathanD... 19h Stevie this is Erin...Erin, Stevie. My work here is done ti 2 268
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