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35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (June 1, 2024) 1

27 Hilarious Construction Worker Memes to Brighten Up Your 4am Weekend Wake-up Call (June 1, 2024) 2

Dad hires a 16-year-old babysitter to work overnight, gets cross when she doesn't wake up to tend to 9-month-old crying baby: 'Maybe she should set alarms throughout the night to make sure she's awake' 3

‘You are my only hope’: Man gets big bonus from his job, only for financially reckless brother to demand he use money to buy him a house 4

28 Introvert Memes for Grateful Loners Happy to Stay in Their Lane (May 31, 2024) 5

Childless 22-year-old criticizes brother for raising 'iPad kids,' claims he's better at taking care of them after 12 hours of babysitting: '[They were] very calm children, as opposed to the brats they are when they're with me' 6

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Come back later 2

And humans don't even have claws to open things with 3

Gonna need a bigger brush 4

Me likey flowers 5

The real plot twist 6