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Amusingly Outrageous Lies Kids Have Told One Another

If there's one thing kids have no lack of, it's imagination. Hell, they create entire languages with one another. So when @Jon_Bois asked his Twitter followers to share "the most outrageous lie another kid ever told you when you were a kid," the results, while incredibly entertaining, were hardly surprising to us. Of course a kid would tell his friends he spent his absent days fighting Shredder of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fame. And of course people believed him. Imaginative and gullible kids are truly a blessing to the the world. And here's a crap load of their amusing lies in one convenient place.

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    Via @jon_bois
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    Text - IFE INTHE AS LAN@DomKaneNFL Dominick Kane Replying to @jon_bois My friend told me he got NSYNC's autograph and when he showed it to me it was just the word NSYNC written on a post-it note 10/9/18, 9:01 AM 38 Retweets 495 Likes
    Via @jon_bois
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    Text - Mike Blissett @purplecarnival Replying to @jon_bois This kid in 3rd grade told me that giving someone the finger was a Hawaiian greeting, so I went around the school the rest of the day flipping people off and saying "Aloha" until a teacher stopped me. 10/9/18, 9:05 AM 8 Retweets 181 Likes >
    Via @jon_bois
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    Text - Glenn @plus_sign Replying to @jon_bois A kid told me he had a real pikachu then yelled at me when I had too many questions. 10/9/18, 9:00 AM 7 Retweets 136 Likes
    Via @jon_bois
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    Text - will @twothickscoops Replying to @jon_bois this kid named douglas chan told everyone in first grade that his uncle was jackie chan and we all immediately believed him without question 10/9/18, 9:00 AM 7 Retweets 145 Likes
    Via @jon_bois
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    Text - Moon Donkus @poondonkus Replying to @jon_bois one kid told me that he didn't know how to read, but the CIA had a thingie in his ear and told him what the words meant, and also gave him missions and stuff 10/9/18, 9:04 AM 1 Retweet 112 Likes
    Via @jon_bois
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    Text - At Swim-Two-Chainz @bartlebooth45 Replying to @jon_bois A kid told me that loads of people had been murdered in his house when he was nine and wrote up a load of fake police reports in courier to prove it Every one listed the cause of death as KILLED TO DEATH 10/9/18, 9:15 AM 1 Retweet 67 Likes
    Via @jon_bois
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    Text - Jake Ace Meier @JimmerMeier Replying to @jon_bois This kid Logan in elementary school told me his dad was Metallica. Not a member of Metallica. His dad was the band. 10/9/18, 9:20 AM 51 Likes
    Via @jon_bois
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    Text - Grant Brisbee @GrantBrisbee Replying to @jon_bois lused to tell kids that I was born in an airplane over England and that I had a tunnel under my house that went straight to McDonald's 10/9/18, 9:06 AM 96 Likes >
    Via @jon_bois
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    Text - THS @tarheelsooner Replying to @jon_bois We were in high school, but this dude swore up and down that he was doing 95 on the interstate, a Corvette went by at like 120, with cops in hot pursuit, and the cop slowed down to hold up a sign saying "I'd pull you over but I have to go get that murderer." 10/9/18, 9:42 AM 2 Retweets 51 Likes
    Via @jon_bois
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    Text - Luke Wood @LukeAWood Replying to @jon_bois A kid told me that he was running through the woods and saw a snake in front of him, to his left, and to his right. They came at him, so he jumped and grabbed a branch and made them bonk heads. He then escaped. 10/9/18, 9:00 AM 4 Retweets 115 Likes >
    Via @jon_bois
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    Text - Jim Lohmar @jimlohmar Replying to @jon_bois my friend said his dad had eggs and beer for breakfast then peed for three hours straight 10/9/18, 9:10 AM 19 Retweets 470 Likes
    Via @jon_bois
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    Text - Ichabod Tayne @Nude_Tayne Replying to @jon_bois that round wheels hadn't made it to alaska yet, so all the vehicles there still have square wheels 10/9/18, 9:03 AM 30 Likes
    Via @jon_bois
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    Text - ALCSHNDERTM @1STROS Replying to @jon_bois one kid convinced me that MY dad worked for nintendo 10/9/18, 9:15 AM 133 Likes >
    Via @jon_bois
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    Text - Justin TM @drifter1717 Replying to @jon_bois Me and another kid had an entire conversation that was entirely about people who had accidentally been killed by the animatronics at Rainforest Cafe. We were both trading off made up scenarios of these people dying and neither of us would admit we were lying to each other 10/9/18, 9:04 AM 5 Retweets 105 Likes
    Via @jon_bois
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    Text - Nick Taylor @michaelarato Replying to @jon_bois This kid told me scientists had resurrected dinosaurs. He showed me a picture of one. They had found a mosquito preserved in amber and extracted the DNA. Then I saw Jurassic Park. Confronted the kid, he told me that the scientists got the idea from the movie. 10/9/18, 9:15 AM 25 Likes
    Via @jon_bois
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    Text - Carta Monir @CartaMonir Replying to @jon_bois A friend told me he'd killed a grown man with a Swiss Army Knife and I was so horrified that I couldn't eat for two days 10/9/18, 9:00 AM 1 Retweet 49 Likes
    Via @jon_bois
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    Text - Greg @gerg607 Replying to @jon_bois Some kid told the entire class his first day at the school, that he got to fly an airplane in the summer. The pilot even let him shoot down some other planes 10/9/18, 9:49 AM 7 Likes
    Via @jon_bois
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    Text - AUBIEVICIOUS @Aubielicious Replying to @jon_bois One time in 7th grade a kid complimented me on my big puffy ski- jacket type coat, and I told him that I professional skier and that I had been on ESPN2 a bunch of times. We lived in southern Alabama 10/9/18, 9:01 AM 3 Retweets 80 Likes >
    Via @jon_bois
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    Text - Conor Martin @MrConorMartin Replying to @jon_bois In 2nd grade a girl proudly told the class her family had visited the moon, even doubled down when the teacher pushed back. She went on to be our class president 10/9/18, 9:12 AM 2 Likes
    Via @jon_bois
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    Text - Chase Thompson @ChaseMcThompson Replying to @jon_bois A kid missed a few days of school and when he came back he swore he was gone because he went to go fight Shredder with the ninja turtles. 10/9/18, 9:03 AM from Salt Lake City, UT 2 Retweets 43 Likes
    Via @jon_bois
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    Text - B'ill will, son @BillWillson Replying to @jon_bois A kid told me he was one of the Ewoks in Return of the Jedi. We were 6 and this was 1989 10/9/18, 9:02 AM 9 Likes
    Via @jon_bois

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