People's Trashiest Thanksgiving Memories

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mattstaff
Nov 23, 2019 6:00 PM EST

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their trashiest Thanksgiving memories. The common theme amongst these especially trashy moments is one of overconsumption. The overconsumption of the sauce! 

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  • 01
    Text - Coffeemon36O 363d My aunt, uncle, and cousins make no food and take 90% of it home
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  • 02
    Text - chandabear17 363d The woman my cousin had just married stole a Costco sized box of individually wrapped Cheezit packages from our garage. I just happened to notice they were gone when putting food in the fridge. Asked about it publicly and she locked up started stuttering, and went to get them out of her car. She returned with the excuse "I thought these were mine. I have a box just like them at home"
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  • 03
    Text - ValleyNerd 363d We were hosting a young lady my wife worked with, as well as her boyfriend. Halfway through dinner and somehow the discussion got to how her and her brother "once got super trashed on Robitussin, and next thing you know we... Uh .. Yeah that was really a weird time." Everyone just got really quiet as we were trying to decide how to fill that one in and where to go with it. For some reason they got really quiet after that.
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  • 04
    Text - My husband's brother and his sister-in-law (who was married to his OTHER brother) always disappeared for about 20-40 minutes at the same time. This happened for four years in a row before anyone got nosey enough to go looking for them. Sister-in-law is now married to the Thanksgiving Hookup Brother.
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  • 05
    Text - crimefighterrr 363d Last year, my husband's grandma hosted Thanksgiving dinner at her house and asked us to provide the turkey. (Not even the trashiest part) We had to go to spend Thanksgiving with my husband's dad's side that morning so we dropped the turkey off on our way to his dad's house. His grandma said that they would be eating at 4. We arrived back at his grandmas house around 3:45 and everyone had already eaten all the food. Including the entire turkey.
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  • 06
    Text - ExportAye 363d 1 Award My uncle poured Crown Royal on his turkey and ate it.
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  • 07
    Text - themattcrumb 363d Aunt took all of the left over turkey, all of it.
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  • 08
    Text - TheLongAndWindingRd 363d She was responsible for bringing the dessert. She showed up 3 hours late and instead of bringing dessert she brought an open bag of frozen pierogis. It was a real downer.
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  • 09
    Text - acorngirl 363d Faked a heart attack. It was very surreal. And her husband was so embarrassed.
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  • 10
    Text - SugarPuffFoggybottom 363d My father's girlfriend sat at the head of the table at my house and acted like she was the hostess while monopolizing the entire conversation. I was her waitstaff. It was my first time meeting her. Five years later they are still together but I haven't seen her in 4 years, 11 months, and 29 days
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  • 11
    Text - ironhead_mule 363d 1 Award My uncle shot the tv because of how the Lions were playing. This was back in 77 or 78 iirc
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  • 12
    Text - tim-whale 363d My aunt was sent to bed because she was too drunk last year and ended up falling down the stairs an hour later when she tried coming back
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  • 13
    Text - Well-I-Wonder 363d my uncle brought a woman other than his wife. She was crazy. A practicing witch who would "divine" things about us on the spot and ironically accused my other uncle of having an affair. She got drunk and groped me in the coat closet, then tried to kiss me saying, "if only I were young again" I was 16
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  • 14
    Text - pizzaman07 363d We were hosting thanksgiving and prepared all the food ourselves and my mom spend all morning cooking and baking. My aunt, uncle and cousins arrive right before dinner and walk in with a White Castle case and said they just stopped to eat a few minutes ago. We had prepared thanksgiving just for them and they decided that they wanted White Castle instead.
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  • 15
    Text - IneptNoodle 363d Picked up an entire stick of butter with their hand to butter their corn.
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  • 16
    Text - Jackhiy99 363d My aunt and uncle showed up an hour late to dinner. My aunt then proceeded to yell at all of us because we started eating without her. The rest of the family still makes jokes about it and some are still not on speaking terms with her.
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  • 17
    Text - Marko_Ramius1 363d Ihave an uncle who once got so drunk he decided to mix the red and white wines together
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