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    Organism - on the outside i skrrt skrt but on the inside i hurt hurt
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    Footwear - Oven Mitt RILLGLOVE Professional Stunts De Net Artempt
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    Text - anxiety: aren't you like...worried? me: about what? anxiety: idk. me: oh my god you're right
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    Adaptation - He protec Tallervader He attac But most importantly He eat a frog for a snac
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    Face - "Imiss high school." "I still talk to the people I graduated with." "Best 4 years of my life." TCan't relate
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    Text - TwinzerDad @TwinzerDad While I do subscribe to the "Happy Wife, Happy Life" philosophy there is definitely a case to be made for "Slightly Irritated Wife, Amusing Life" theory as well #marriedlife
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    Text - My daily motto ΙΚNOW EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON BUT WHAT THE FUCK WAY @highfiveexpert
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    Exercise machine
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    Face - when she takes her pants off and she's wearing Star Wars underwear And it looks like Chewbacca is hiding behind them
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    Text - Peter @OkigboXL PSA: Don't EVER let your printer know that you've waited until the last minute to print something out and you're in hurry because they can sense fear.
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    Black-and-white
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    Font - Vixens GENTLEMENS CLUB RARE POKEMON IN VIP ROOM ASSCLAPATUS
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    Text - I don't remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I'm sure it wasn't an anxiety ridden, people hating, sarcastic bitch with a wine problem.
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    Text - Kieran McHugh @kieranmch I just saw on reddit that the opposite of "easy peasy lemon squeezy" is "stressed depressed lemon zest" and now I'm using that all the time. 1:22 AM 10/8/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Ann Mark @annmarkk Do you ever just forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you're like woahI did not mean to make that face out loud
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    White - I Just don't feel that happy anymore hmm.. yes. I see doc. And howmany Cute fluffy animals Just this one are You Currently snuggling? We're definitely going to need to up the How are you feeling pretty great lafely? dosage www.lunarbaboon.com
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    Bird supply - doctors office: hand washing is important. also doctors office: feel free to let your kid lick this toy for 40 minutes while you wait
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    Adaptation - Me: i cant wait for my day off Me on my day off
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    Text - When ur eating spaghetti and noodle slaps you on the chin @cabbagecatmemes FIGHT ME YOU LONG-ASS BITCH
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    Cat - Emeka @emekanu Me getting ready for the outing i said yes to
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    Font - IENCEA STOMEREXPERI ANALYTICS CUSTOMERE CSCUSTOMEREXPERII STOMEREXPERIENCE EREXPERIENCEANAL PERIENCEANALYTICS CS CUSTOMEREXPE EREXPERIENCEAN
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    Motor vehicle - PRACTICE YOUR KILLS tat for Humanity County
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    Face - Harry and Ron complaining about the polyjuice potion wearing off too soon Hermione
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    People on beach - It wasn't a rock, it was a..
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    Organism - Me: *watches porn and wonders why there's no sound* My brother with my Bluetooth headphones on:
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    Job - talk anymore? Why don't you & Me: P pcopy copy P pcopy CAUSE FUCK 'EM THAT SWHY
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    Cartoon - u/vivalavictrola The truth is under this paper ur mental illness doesn't make u a bad person The truth is under his paper
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    Text - Richard Osman @richardosman Just explained to a delighted American that we call 'crosswalks' 'zebra crossings'. Then she asked what we call 'crossing guards', and I said 'lollipop ladies' and now she thinks I've just made the whole thing up 1:58 pm 27 Oct 2019 Twitter for iPhone
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    Cat - When you ask her what's wrong and she says "NOTHING" but then she spends the rest of the day looking at you like this...
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    Child - When you're drunk with your bestie and you try to take a selfie
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    Text - Whitney Houston: oooh I wanna dance with somebody My brain: Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Me: heat with somebody I wanna feel the
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    White
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    Text - PLEASE DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE TO ME, CAUSE THEN I HAVE TO BE AN ASSHOLE TO YOU AND TM WAY BETTER AT BEING AN ASSHOLE THAN YOU ARE
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    Text - Sammy Nickalls @sammynickalls ladies: the day after Halloween, don't forget to buy all the discounted blood capsules to keep in your mouth when men tell you to smile 2016-10-28, 12:01 PM 3,684 RETWEETS 6,087 LIKES
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    Text - TVEER NO MATTER HOWBIG AND BAD YOU ARE. WHEN A TWO YEAR OLD HANDS YOU A TOY PHONE. YOU ANSWER IT
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    Text - Sir do you know why I pulled you over? TO give me a blow job? Ok Sir step out of the vehicle put your hands behind your head! Tfucking knew it
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    Photo caption - CAN TRUST aloric alori AS MUCH AS THIS GUY TRUST THAT CHAIR Post
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    Cartoon - what's the difference between a Chick pea and a lentil?? never had a lentil on my face
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    Text - judge me @Judgment IG:@quotes.lea Mom might have raised a depressed,emotionally unstable, nervous wreck but she ain't raise no BITCH 3/31/18, 12:26 AM
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    Text - Lesley, don't you video Play too many ames? You have too many plushies! You' re an adult! Gaffee you & oh
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    Text - DON'T GIVE UP. YOU'VE STI LL GOT A COUPLE OF MOTHERFUKERS To PROVE WRONG
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    Text - ALIGNMENTS EXPLAINEP do gooder WELL intentioned M O DE L CITIZEN LAWFUL GOOD NEUTRAL GOOD CHAOTIC GOOD plays by THE RULES IMPULSE DRIVEN NEUTRAL LAWFUL NEUTRAL CHAOTIC NEUTRAL MMORALLY INDIFFERENT Thunl lovino crininal LEGALLY SELFISH LAWFUL EVIL NEUTRAL EVIL CHAOTIC EVIL L r-n-w.net
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    Text - Wife: "The car is not starting. Dashboard shows the sign of a person sitting on toilet." Husband: "What...?? Send me a picture." -4 6
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    Text - barbarafreethybooks Monday Motivation Drink coffee your Stay focused and positive Don't freak out Remember, stabbing WTEATPANTS people is wrong! Are you wearing pants? COFFEE YOU ARE A MAGNIFICENT SUNFLOWER. OR POTATO. WHATEVER YOU LIKE Nareu Hithnan Lo17 Sweatpants And Coffee, LLC
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    Cat - My only two moods: am the most powerful of all witches.
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    Text - Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff If you hold the door for someone and they don't say "thank you" just scream "watch out!" as they walk by to scare the shit out of them and remind them who's boss.
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    Font - Saying "have a nice day" to someone sounds friendly But saying "enjoy your next 24 hours" sounds threatening.
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    Mixer
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    Text - eli @eliyudin Me high looking at myself in the security camera at CVS 2010 11 17 Tiwittor for iDhanO 10:02 DM
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    Headlamp - Markiplier @markiplier THERE WAS A SPIDER IN MY VR HEADSET. Horror game bout to reach a whole new level of immersion holy shit.
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    Text - Trigga @DaReal Javan DEAN We eat sweet potato round here so that lemon shit wrong Brian Brettschneider @Climatologist49 2d Favorite Thanksgiving Day pie by region. Show this thread FANADA Favorite Thanksgiving Day Pie Coconut Cream Cherry Pecan Deve Blueberry Chocolate Phoe Lemon se
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    oregon pine - Ranada @_Kieeeee Y'all mamas didn't make y'all help with decorating the Christmas tree and it shows. Miso J. Blige @Queen_Miso 1d .. I'm about to fuck somebody Yalll up over at @amazon 78 40 OOOOD Size: 6.5ft 5 Colors: B01-green(without Light) $99 99 prime & FRFF
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    Text - Loyle lIkea GUVNA B @GuvnaB Everyone's got a friend that's ready to back it with no questions asked. My nephew told me to prove i know the Tooth Fairy. Called my boy and said yo Tooth Fairy. My boy paused for 5 seconds & said 'So who's been a good little boy or girl then. I'll come over tomorrow morning' 9:31 17 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Tusk - 10 13 Online Garage Sale 22 mins Part of moses staff MESSAGE $10,000 This stick was part of moses staff. It has magical healing abilities and its a holy Relic from the days way back then. I would keep it but i need to put my kids in the early leaning center. Dont wait to take advantage of this once in a life time deal 3 11 Comments 11
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    Text - Adam Gaylord @AuthorGaylord Me Pre-Kids: I'm never gonna lie to my kids ever. Me with Kids: I just got off the phone with Santa, the firefighter dog from Paw Patrol, and the Green Power Ranger, and they all agree, if put your shoes on, they're gonna have to put down another unicorn don't you 11:17 AM 16 Nov 19 Twitter for Android Public Librar
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    Text - Simone @SimoneSpringer Mum: "I'm hip, I was a member at a strip club." Me: "No mum, you joined a rewards club at a strip mall that's not the same thing." 7:07 PM 11/17/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Technology - i went to some estate sales with my mom today and this was by far the best thing we saw
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    Product - Patrick T Shep @PatrickTShep Exchange I'm currently having with my landlord Saturday, November 16, 2019 The hot water is broken 20:16 D How? Can you send me some photos? 20:17 MMS It looks like this but it's not hot. 20:18 Enter message
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    Arm - Phoebe 18
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    Text - Jess Dweck @TheDweck I am the " National Geographic" of every party I've ever been to DSNEP+ iSNEp PIXAR MARVEL TA GEOGRAPHIC WAR Start Streaming Now 1:56 PM 11/17/19 Twitter for iPhone 2,274 Retweets 18.1K Likes
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    Cat - Why is that She grumpier than bitch always yelling at you you, gurl
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    Cat - crazy bitch blocked me!
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    Text - BigKidProblems BKP @BigKidProblems *Waking up* 21: Did I hook up with that guy last night? Now: Did I eat that entire wheel of brie?
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    Bird - Me showing up to my ex's house drunk at 2am after I promised my friends I would never see him again IG @HOEGIVESNOFUCKS I'M STUPID
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    Tree - patrik fjamie013 Patrik Wir ieter Wir Selbe Here you go. Hi James! Please, could you get more leaves on the tree? Thanks!
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    Cat - "Come out tonight!" "Where are you?!" "We're going out tonight bitch!" Ме: @bigkidproblems
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    Text - Stand Up Sandbox @UpSandbox Do you think Elon Musk got Disney+ so he could watch Zenon to do research for SpaceX? 10:20 PM 11/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Monday at 12:06 AM I can make your thanksgiving turkey into a teddy bear!! Children love these. And they cook just like Message $15 I can make your thanksgiving turkey into a teddy bear!! Children love these. And they cook just like a normal turkey. 15$ and you provide the turkey.
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    Animated cartoon - ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
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    Text - Will @isuckmygirlstoe Remember when we used to have 'paranormal activity' movies for a couple years straight and it was always the same shit in a different house. Those were dark days. 9:10 PM 11/17/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - The Dad BriefsTM @SladeWentworth In my fifty years, the monster under my bed has never, ever, reached out and grabbed my ankle. Yet I'm certain tonight's the night. 7:18 PM 11/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - nicOlette @nicfurcoat customer tries to get out of tipping me by saying "i don't speak English" so l show him and say "tip/ money" he still acts like he doesn't get it and says "Français" so l start talking in French and HE FREEZES THE FUCK UP BC HE DOESNT SPEAK FUCKING FRENCH BROKE ASS
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    Text - Jared Freid @jtrain56 Putting the Lyft sticker onto the windshield of your BMW must be a sobering moment. 8:16 PM 11/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Face - Yahoo Boy Mike This gotta be the most ghetto shit I've ever seen in my 20 years of living @nigerianpry... 1d Swedish Fish @Grand_M... 5d Before and after what y'all think? 40 3-GE 9-15- MYGS
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    Text - 91 27% O 10:31 PM .l Verizon Thread Augustus @julyaugustusc 1h This guy sat down next to me at a concert and immediately fell asleep. I feeeeeel man ACAG 3 Augustus @julyaugustusc 1h His girlfriend has woken him up twice and he has fallen back asleep Augustus @julyaugustusc Then I did 10:19 PM 11/16/19 Twitter for iPhone Add another Tweet
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    Text - saint_riot RIOT @_saint_riot_ Any time someone is really mad on the Internet I see an extremely angry man just shaking his flaccid dick around at the convenience store yelling "this can fuck!" and also he's pointing at it. 10:08 AM 17 Nov 19 Twitter Web App
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    Text - Abby Heugel @AbbyHaslssues If you put away the clean laundry on the same day that you wash it, I feel like that's what you should lead with on your resume. 4:20 PM 11/17/19 Twitter Web App
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    Text - Mela @mela_shea The only thing I know for certain is that money doesn't grow on trees because we don't want giraffes eating all our money. Greedy fucking giraffes. 11:38 AM 11/17/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Chase @chaselyons 1d -opened tinder and got 0 matches -drank exactly one white claw -called my mom crying -showered with 3 in 1 soap It's Saturday Night t 4,431 50 62.7K
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    Text - Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.
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    Polar bear - How big are bears? -9 ft -8 ft. -7 ft. 6 ft.
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    Text - There was ahole in the fence that the neighbor's dog kent poking his head through.. mSol fixed it.
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    Text - 19:59 Abbie YOU MATCHED WITH ABBIE ON 12/11/2019 You're in Tesco with a tenner. What are you getting? Yesterday 11:26 Well l'd start off by getting a few packs of pistachios, a fair amount of almonds, and a few pecans for good measure. Now these items are usually pretty expensive, but here's the trick. Just go to self checkout and scan them through as bananas. It means you get kilos of them for less than a tenner. I'd also get a bag of glitter and cover my items in it. If you don't get ca
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    Text - LaLaLyds @LaLa_Lyds My husband just walked in, told the dog how cute he is, and how much he loves him. Held his face in his hands, stared into his eyes, and gave him forehead kisses. Then left the room. I'm sitting right next to the dog.
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    Text - Principal: "Hoodies are dangerous as they can contain stuff harmful to people" Stuff in hoodies:
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    Text - Child: Mom can we get Disney+ Mom: We got Disney+ at the house Timecapsule inud (ODECE All Dogs Heasen FANIA PINGECHIO A POCAHONTAS BAMBI TANIAS Bets Matilda Hopply trEa LION KING MERA LION KING ResqFERS SIMA FANTAMA OLIVER&Company Z000 Lasgy ramp 4 BABEN THE IY Beauty Beast Hound Spore Ahite James Glort PEACH
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    Text - nope. It was me and I am not ashamed to say so. The baby was sleeping the entire time and was like a dead weight in her as being wrapped so I could only see the babies ear. I would have asked you except if you were really shoplifting I could have put myself or someone else in danger. I.decided to err on the side of caution and say something. I did tell the cashier that I really hoped it was a baby. As anyone in retail can tell you, shoplifting involving babies or baby items is quite commo
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    Text - AI @al_b Just got an email from a student where they referred to the 90s as " the late 11 1900s" 10:07 AM 3/29/19 Twitter Web Client
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    Yoda - baby Yoda is literally the cutest thing l've ever seen @dayoldche
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    Text - Sassparilla @Megatronic13 Waiter: would you like a water? Me: ew, gross Waiter: what if I add some frozen water to the glass? Me: tempting. Waiter: would a dirty lemon wedge seal the deal? Me: [nods] indeed. 8:31 AM 6/24/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - James Prime @Jameskii daylight savings are that weird period of the year when you go out at 6 pm and it's darker than a minecraft cave 10:07 PM 11/17/19 Twitter Web App 36 Retweets 383 Likes
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    Text - MrBeast @MrBeastYT Do you ever just look at your hand and wonder "How does this thing work?" 6:26 PM 2019-11-17 Twitter for iPhone 1,519 Retweets 21.9K Likes Ricky Berwick @rickyberwick.1h Replying to @MrBeastYT every single day 21 1144 949
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    Text - Marco @marcogallagher Girls w no job will put a pic of an iced coffee in their story at noon & caption it "much needed" as if they didn't wake up at 11
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    Text - victoire @siriusclaw is this even a question? hermione insulted and punched draco in this exact movie. she already won @aosdanvers2d who win this fight? Show this thread
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    Text - Paul James Bourgeois Saturday at 10:03 AM < Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your ng your dominance in your uests, asser house domain
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    Text - b.b @benoobrown Just seen a tweet saying "it's mad how you never see anyone with the same oven as you" and now I can't stop thinking about it
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    Cat - Me: Wanna hang out? Friend: Sure Us:
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    Dog
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