Fifty-Five Memes For Your Procrastination Session

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Dec 6, 2019 8:08 AM EST

Keep avoiding responsibilities with another forty-four memes to stare at mindlessly.

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    Fictional character - ME DRESSED AND READY TO GO TO THE STORE MY KID IN THEIR PAJAMAS SAYING THEY'RE GOING TOO
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    Text - PeeWaterPoopNoodles 13.8k points · 3 months ago I was 18 and my friend and I were alone at her house. Her parents were going through a nasty divorce and her dad (who had anger problems) was not allowed to come near the house because the mom had a restraining order. He ended up banging on the door and trying to break in since he knew the mom wasn't home. We hid in my friend's room with a samurai sword while she called her mom to come home. Reply Give Award Share Report Save 1 Jose-Stalin 1
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    Hair - ea sports the game LOVE FOR OMWT If you know you know
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    Text - Official Ted Kaczynski VEVO @nachdermas when i was 22, my father, stumbling drunk and suicidal, fell and hit his head. he died instantly. that's when i realized, in the midst of my grief, how much i love beef stew. for this recipe, you'll need a slow cooker, 3:06 PM · 12/2/19 · Twitter for iPhone 1,739 Retweets 19.7K Likes
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    Sky - I'm going to get my ship back Over my dead body
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    Text - * just-shower-thoughts The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know. heckshowerthoughts They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man transhumanist-viking you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? TIME T the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99 Coconut crab:I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut. Some dude:
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    Text - In 1989, Mario was just a plumber. In 1990, he started a medical practice. That's a problem. A MINIMUM OF 7 YEARS is required to become an independently practicing doctor. If YOU or a LOVED ONE were ever treated by "Dr." Mario, you MAY BE entitled to compensation. All prescriptions and doctor's notes he has written are FRAUDULENT and he must be STOPPED. Nintendo DR MARIO
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    Dog - Art Nelson @NoLimitAN09 "Bitch I done bit the Landlord"
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    Text - Okay, everybody, I have a story about random sthit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn't be counted late. I mean, that's a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance. Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making
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    Text - danyanimated So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward Microsoft Word is now playing The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim what the fu Ogoremet #a whole new level of procrastination where your paper itself is procrastinating
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    Text - GFS iliveforthefantasy: panda2296: musingsofaramblerrr: Hello? Little human? Okay I kiss you now. Fun fact: the cat is checking the baby's mouth to see if it is still breathing. Were it not breathing, the cat ould commence to eat it. FUN FACT
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    Human - stunningpicture The internet changed the outernet. Removing the anti-homeless spikes
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    Adaptation - Captain America : AVENGERS Thor: assemble What can I say except AAAAAAAAAAA
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    Text - When your boy gets shot by a heat ray during the Area 51 raid and you're trying to keep him from melting 00
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    Text - You have 24 hours to hide before the whole world starts looking for you. If you stay hidden for a week you get $1 billion. Where do you go and how? Discussion Share Award 658 833 BEST COMMENTS - 2h There is a town an hour away in the mountains that has a service road that is locked to anyone except for the hydro dam company. About an hour drive down that dirt road scaling the mountains takes you to a lake which has a tunnel that leads to directly under the lake. They dug it out with dynam
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    Bathroom accessory - 7 year old me lookin at my mom through the McDonalds play place window when she saying time to leave
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    Text - omghotmemes My gf's explanation of why "ok boomer" became a thing is spot on / Millennials tried for so long to explain using facts and evidence that they don't actually have it that easy and they aren't just lazy, but it became very clear that boomers don't care about facts, evidence, or reality for that matter. So this is what has resulted. We've given up. I feel like "ok boomer" is kind of the equivalent of "Wow, you're so horribly wrong, but I don't have the time or the energy to repe
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    Text - "don't you get your languages mixed up?" yeah all the time in fact in my latest Japanese essay I got 0% because I wrote the entire thing in Spanish and my parents are getting increasingly frustrated because I keep talking to them in German rather than British Sign Language megamilotic my friend is fluent in english, french, italian, portugese, german, dutch, russian and is learning spanish and latvian, and the other day he went into starbucks in england, ordered a latte in german, correct
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    Text - Donald J. Trump O @realDonaldTru. 1d My daughter, Ivanka, just arrived in South Korea. We cannot have a better, or smarter, person representing our country. 27 13.5K 37.4K 89.6K Muscular Baby @Mobute Replying to @realDonaldTrump why not 1:09 pm · 23 Feb 18 237 Retweets 2,014 Likes neotravis i laughed so hard just now that i spit on myself oh mmy god
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    Text - Simon Holland O @simoncholland Are we sure the wise men who brought frankincense and myrrh weren't just trying to sign Mary up for their essential oils pyramid scheme?
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    Font - pasdecoeur And theysaid, we can't tell you anything about it, and we can't send you a script. I got a call, and they said, this is a company, a big company, do you want to be in a movie? .which is how a lot of kidnappings begin. . But I was available, so. john mulaney played spider-ham because he's horny for death. alexaloraetheris You mean John Mulaney channeling his inner Genz kid.
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    Text - arrested for jock on main crimes @lgbtkenobi the avengers be like rhodey it's funking horrifying that you want to kill baby thanos. anyway clint nice to have you back from your serial killer gap year
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    Text - David Wallace eventually watching the documentary on PBS and realizing the Michael Scott Paper Company was broke when he bought them out and that Jim knew the entire time:
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    Text - Felonious Munk is trash @Felonious_munk Don't suffer in silence because "no one wants to hear about your depression." l'd rather hear about your depression, anxiety, stress etc than hear about your death. I love you. Let's fight this sitht Gang gang. Dipset. Squad. 17:07 · 27/07/2019 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Cartoon - my friends getting married and starting families aborteddreams me five cheeseburgers please
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    Text - floating-head This is the dumbest thing to nitpick but the phrase "real UFO" bothers me any UFO is a real UFO as long as it's unidentified and flying because that's what those words mean weather or not it's an alien is a different matter it could be a pancake someone threw real hard as long as you don't know that's what it is it's a UFO thezohar i've said it before, and i'll say it again: anything is a UFO if you're bad enough at identifying stuff Source: floating-head
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    Tree - hermione-j-e-a-n-granger: defend-topbunk: THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT TIGGERS IS TIGGERS WILL FK UP YOUR MORNING JOG
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    Product - Samurai cook after his meal only gets 4 stars instead of 5 000 2n230
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    Animation - My boyfriend Me, watching him defeat that one boss I couldn't Haha yes, die trash
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    Photograph - Me: It's just a cough. My Mom: It's just a cough. My Doctor: It's just a cough. Google: GAME THRONES SPIAMEPOSTING You're hereby sentenced to death.
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    Facial expression - Blake OTheBlakeBagu The Lion King (2019) Explaining how it's Important that CGI animals Actually look like Animals Cats (2019)
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    Text - the light of ancient mistakes @mephisto_kur Surging from the sea, Cthulhu grabs you with the smallest of his gargantuan tentacles, holds you to his hideously huge maw and whispers: Its pronounced "Choo-Choo- Lou," cause I like trains.
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    Santa claus - You better watch out You better watch out You better watch out YOU BETTER WATCH OUT YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
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    Property - Cat Mckinney LSU Football Follow Follow @catemckinney @LSUfootball There are locker rooms... And then there's the This is our library: twitter.com/lsufootball/st... #LSU locker room 7:34 PM - 21 Jul 2019 2,740 Retweets 10,350 Likes
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    Text - The reason we haven't invented teleportation is because you cannot fast travel while there are enemies nearby and mans greatest enemy is himself Yeah, this is big brain time.
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    Cartoon - Time Traveller : What year is it? CIA: 1963 Time Traveller : Before or after John F Kennedy was... CIA: Before Time Traveller:
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    Text - wuyien taesmiine Source: egberts egberts: wordsmythologic: egberts: im really pissed that palindrome isnt palindrome backwards Ah, yes but emordnilap is a word! An emornilap is any word that, when spelled backwards, produces another word. Examples of emordnilap pairs include: • desserts & stressed • drawer & reward • gateman & nametag o time & emit • laced & decal o regal & lager And therefore "emordnilap palindrome" is an emordnilap palindrome. Which I, for one, think is really frickin'
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    Text - glumshoe "You are what you eat," said The Blue Fairy, unwisely. Pinnocchio turned sly eyes upon the elementary school. verytiredtorin Op do you take constructive criticism
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    Text - necromanceher I've come to inform you all the Ancient Greeks spelled Thoth, the Egyptian deity, as Owe zaku-too hey, thanks! now die e mornington-the-crescent Thoth was the god of knowledge. So it wouldn't be inappropriate to ask, " Ow0 , what's this?" %3D lord-kitschener mmmmm don't like this post
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    Text - I Am Devloper @iamdevloper being a programmer and watching someone "hack" a computer on a TV show is like being a nurse and watching someone in a movie take blood with a carrot.
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    Text - No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards me literally driving anywhere* Wife: why did you go this way?
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    Text - person: god dang it god: IT HAS BEEN DANGED Source: 2wn 106,299 notes
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    Text - wizard-lizards me :stands up my blood vessels: what the did you just do Source: wizard-lizards
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    Text - queercommunist: ihaveabsolutelynoidea: "why are these scientists talking about pluto when they should be curing ebola" because they're astrophysicists not molecular engineers or infectious disease specialists you're getting mad at the wrong people *walks into Starbucks and violently shakes the barista* LOOK WHERE THE FUK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A NEW BED FRAME THEN???? Source: biopowerviolence 383,523 notes
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    Cartoon - TAILS? SPECIAL ZONE, TAILS.
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    Cartoon - TAILS? LETS GO ON AN ADVENTURE, TAILS,
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    Cartoon - TAILS? GOTA Go FAST TAILS GOTTA Go FAST
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    Text - I'M HAVIN A BREAKDOWN YOU'LL BE OK 웃 AGGtHHH oK
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    Facial expression - When you're about to go to bed and the birds start chirping:
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    Cat - Me saying "sorry" to the mannequin after I bumped into it:
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    Motor vehicle - HD 0:43 I Take the Bang Bus In For Preventative Routine Maintenance 436 Views 96%
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    Text - Thursday at 23:39 8 why don't homeless people just buy a house 40 Shares Like Comment Share 009 and 170 others That's rude asf. What if you were homeless? Friday at 00:11 Like 38 Reply id buy a house Friday at 00:13 Like · 6 134· Reply
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    Cartoon - onlydadjokes I asked my nephew how old his dad was and he replied "six". I said how can he only be six if you're six? He said "because he's only been a dad since I was born" mollywobbles123 Guess
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    Screenshot - BSCRIBE EXRACER DXRACER CLAIM IT! Abusing YouTube Copyright Claims (Tutorial) 146K views 13K 164 Share Download Save The Original.. SUBSCRIBED 190K subscribers Original
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