Nonsensical Insults To Confuse The Heck Outta Your Worst Enemies

When you need a good insult, sometimes you need a tried-and-true roast, while other times you may need to go the more creative route - the following tweets are perfect for that. Will people think you're completely insane? Probably, but at least you'll be amused, and that's the most important thing here.

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