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Nonsensical Insults To Confuse The Heck Outta Your Worst Enemies

When you need a good insult, sometimes you need a tried-and-true roast, while other times you may need to go the more creative route - the following tweets are perfect for that. Will people think you're completely insane? Probably, but at least you'll be amused, and that's the most important thing here.

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    Text - Dad That Writes @dadthatwrites This is a whole thread dedicated to making up odd, nonsensical insults. Here are a few examples: "Cabbage dick!" "Barnacle tits! Motherfuckers, do your worst
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    Text - Trouble @troubleinheels1 Replying to@dadthatwrites and @henchbeaver Fart jacket.
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    Text - Lady of house Snacks @KKalwaysSays Replying to @dadthatwrites Queef sweater!! (Honestly, prob gonna use that) 4:38 PM 12/1/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Alan Welker, Novelist @realAlanWelker Replying to @dadthatwrites Porkcurler Saddlescreamer Cherrybeard Radishhandler Icerim Jockey Bulletpounder Applegreaser 7:43 PM 12/1/19 Twitter Web App
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    Text - Ex-Dinosaur @ExDinosaur Replying to @dadthatwrites Hairy satchel Pancake slapper Fishbag Plum plucker 1:50 PM 12/1/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Rhamburs Sporktail @Rham_Forktail Replying to @dadthatwrites Potato fingers! 9:31 PM 11/30/19 TweetDeck
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    Text - Maulds the Ze ro Likes Warrior @maulds74 Replying to @dadthatwrites In high school I heard someone called "Scab picking tuna queen" Damn I feel weird even typing that 4:43 AM 12/1/19 Twitter for Android
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    Text - Down the hatch @Tawlo Replying to @dadthatwrites and @GotJbenny Banana peeler Translate Tweet 9:20 PM 11/30/19 Twitter for Android
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    Text - BCbudinTO COME BACK WITH A WARRANT @Bcbudinto Replying to @dadthatwrites Nutclutching donkeyhonker 11/30/19. Twitter for Android 9:25 PM
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    Text - Miçael pesąk @rieper47 Replying to @dadthatwrites Scavenging dogmonkey 6:46 AM 12/1/19 Twitter for And roid
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    Text - Amish PornStarTM @AmishPornStar1 Replying to @dadthatwrites Duh, it's Cabbage Cock, Barnacle Boobs and Pterodactyl Tits... You really need to work the alliteration to make them stick 4:46 AM 12/1/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Fat Dick Spirit @EnormaSass Replying to @dadthatwrites Gutter trout Ham Planet.
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    Text - Tiffany Vanderlust @its_me_your_mom Replying to @dadthatwrites Goat shaving farmhand 9:04 PM 11/30/19 Twitter for Android
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    Text - Towanda the Amazing Amazon Wo... @MamaMooMoo87 Replying to @dadthatwrites Tapioca taint! 9:36 PM 11/30/19 Twitter Web App
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    Text - Dad That Writes @dadthatwrites Replying to @CrockettForReal Whatever, milk toes. 9:09 PM 11/30/19 Twitter for Android 31 Likes Crockett TM @CrockettForReal 22h Replying to @dadthatwrites Bring it "Bumblebee Knee sock."
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    Text - Samta Clause @NeadReport Replying to @dadthatwrites Tortellini breath! Translate Tweet 6:48 AM 12/1/19 Twitter Web App
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    Text - Pete Zoof @petezoof Replying to @dadthatwrites Patriarchal parrot pleaser! 5:40 AM 12/1/19 Twitter for Android
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    Text - Harry Ballzonya @zoidberg2020 Replying to @dadthatwrites Cork soaker NEB I'll never forget the first time I soaked a cork GIF 12:34 PM 12/1/19 Twitter for Android
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    Text - Sega Genesis @bejankety Replying to @dadthatwrites Scab sucker 9:27 PM 11/30/19 Twitter for Android
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    Text - Simulacra561 @Simulacra56 Replying to @dadthatwrites Soup sandwich 12:19 PM 12/1/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Nobody @uagrad89 Replying to @dadthatwrites Cheeklicker. 10:16 PM 11/30/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Chin - LAAPAIX WHO ARE YOU CALLING A COOTIE QUEEN YOU LINT LICKER?
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