A Collection of Creative Insults for Deserved Individuals

It never pays to be needlessly cruel to anyone, and in no way should these insults be used on innocent bystanders. No, this collection is for the deserving, those who cross you in more ways than you can count  and who's insolent presence violates ever fiber of your being. 

These insults are for the inconsiderate, the abominable, and the asinine and are a creative way to unleash your wrath upon them. The next time someone crosses you, you might actually be able to win the argument then and there instead of winning it in your head later while you're in the shower or in bed.