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Amusing Memes We Threw Together Out Of Sheer Boredom

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    Cartoon - when the new co-worker comes out with you to drink and sees the beast you are thought you drank too?" Yeah, like, cool drinking, like.sexy drinking, not this psycho trailer park shit!"
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    Text - verdandi @daintyviolet L my doctor is so pure she was like "sweetie do you have any guy friends that you do special activities with?" ma'am im a whore
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    Yellow - We always see Kermit memes where he's crying in the shower, sadly touching his face or sipping tea, but look at the growth.
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    Text - @benicetome can boys please stop claiming to be kinky when all they're gonna do is say "you like that" and smack your ass like 3 times
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    Food - me while sending my presaved nudes I took 4 days prior
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    Text - just-shower-thoughts Because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a body is higher than one pseudinymous I never needed to think about this, but now I'm reblogging it and all of you can suffer as well. 54,656 notes
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    Cartoon - Them: I don't have much of a sex drive Me:
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    Text - lease dont disurb me while lehave m ЕТАЗМ coffe Right now al peaple skills ore of my in this cup!
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    Chalk - MORE ESPRE SSO fess DEPRESSO @INFINITY BAKERY
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    Vertebrate - The only boyS who can get away with ghosting you @willardsworld @grumpybeagle
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    Face - Eating and complaining. Those are my two things.
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    Text - Anonymous asked: Are you ever passively submissive? kink-humor answered: I am almost always aggressively submissive! "TELL ME WHAT TO DO OR I PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE." "I WILL SERVE YOU AND YOU WILL FUCKING LIKE IT..." "ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP STILL OR DO I HAVE TO TIE YOU TO A CHAIR SO I CAN KNEEL AT YOUR FEET?"
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    Pink - 22 @fakechanel thank u 79. WHAT DO YOU DESERVE AND IS ALSO A TYPE OF BAGEL? INGREDIENT THAN 2% HYDROGE FLAVOR,S 119. EVERYTHING ANSWER
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    Text - honest jabe @jaynooch The guy I'm seeing is getting his hair cut before he goes to the shelter to rescue a dog because he wants the dog to "think his new father is handsome"
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    Text - badjokesbyjeff inv JES I called my friend just now and said, "I have a joke for you." Friend: "Ok shoot" Me: "What has a tiny penis and hangs down?" Friend: "I dunno what?" Me: A ba.. now what has an enormous penis and hangs up? Friend: I dunno what? Click lyingnudieonthefloor THIS IS NOT A BAD JOKE, JEFF. THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF COMEDY
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    Building - She only like me cuz my THANG LONG RESTA URANT Vietnamese Dragon Noodle House
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    Face - I may look like every other dude who has to dress business casual for work, @middledlassfancy But I have silly socks on under these slacks
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    Text - when you put it in without using your hand DICK WARLOCK STUNT COORDINATOR
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    Text - How do I say "you got me f d up" in corporate email lingo? TheOriginalMouthPiece @DutchieFlair Perhaps there was some confusion on your part regarding our last communication, allow me to provide some clarity aWestafkanan|| Sir Slay @TheBlackHermit "per my last email" "In case you suddenly can't read" "To reiterate" "this is the last t saying this" "moving forward" = "Don't try me again" "I've copied " "Let's see you lie your way out of this bitch" "Kind Regards" "Fuck you"
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    Text - When it's finally fall and I can go balls to the wall with my crockpot.
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    Product - Customer: l'd like your mildest roast, please. Barista: You've got really average ears.
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    Text - Other girls: Makeup, Lululemon, Jean skirts, and Shawn Mendes music Me: Supports them because girls are constantly shamed for the things they like and we shouldn't tear each other down
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    Cartoon - when u first start talking to someone and u act all proper bcu ain't sure when u can start being weird ebeingintp
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    Romance - She 'll teach him slow to go Taking HIS Sophia Martin
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    Font - SPILLING Pro Unit 14 Moo COFFEE IS 7HE www 11 ADULT Seven M 75 Kennet Roasted and from impo egivalent Of LOSING YOUR
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    Skin - UberFacts @UberFacts The average woman will kiss 15 men and be heartbroken twice before meeting "the one," according to a 2014 UK study. The study also found that she will suffer four disaster dates and be stood up once. überfacts Oberfacts überfacts Photo: Matthew Henry from Burst Liked by jmolesworth1 and others uberfacts Are you making progress?
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    Face - *5 minutes into hanging out with people who don't understand your movie and TV show references*
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    Whiskers - When you eat hot food before it's cooled down
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    Cat - When you get out of the shower and stare at yourself in the mirror wondering where it all went wrong
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    Text - A vegan said to me that people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.
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    Text - pakalu papito @pakalupapito life is soup, i am fork shanzsway This spoke to me spiritually
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    Skin - adam the.creator Arya 51 delete my number
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    Text - wizard-lizards me:stands up my blood vessels: what the FUCK did you just do Source: wizard-lizards
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    Organism - SATELLITENMADAN STORM TEAM AS YOU CAN SEE HERE Charlesto NMC SATELLITENADAN ITS GONNA GET PRETTY SPOOKY Charlesto MemeCenter.com
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    Text - I was today years old when I realised this | was the same house НoCus POcus hailthevillains RENP.s hailthevillains
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    Cartoon - when you are behind someone at a cash machine gently kiss their neck to let them know you are not a threat cash

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