Yet Another Forty-Four Screen Shots

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Dec 4, 2019 10:08 PM EST

More screenshots of things said on Twitter and elsewhere online.

And here are Eighty-eight more screenshots of funny tweets which some people even consider to be memes

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    Text - Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad Find someone who cares about you as much as gmail cares about new devices signing into your account
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    Text - Justin Staggs @Staggfilms The reason why the sexy nurse fantasy is such a turn-on for a lot of dudes is you're also subconsciously imagining you have good healthcare coverage. 11:55 AM 02 Dec 19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Selfcare_honey @Selfcare_honey boys really need to work on keeping their instagram up to date with good pics. i can't show my friend a pic of some fish you caught 120 weeks ago
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    Text - @messyfeels not to brag but i don't need alcohol to send texts i will regret Imao 3:39 PM 28 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone 14.3K Retweets 48.9K Likes
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    Text - Majesty Ria @ToriNicksWho 19h I can do a lot wit a potato Ron Good @VRG3_ 1d Having sex with one person for your whole life is like eating the same one type of food for your whole life. t121.9K 131 91K Show this thread
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    Text - go f1sh @g0_f1sh A colleague has just been fired from work and someone else put their hand up and asked how it would affect the Secret Santa
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    Text - Phil Nobile Jr. @PhilNobileJr My niece wants to know: if she donates her hair to Locks of Love, and the recipient of her hair commits a crime and leaves hair at the crime scene, will her DNA be found all over the crime scene and thus incriminate her? She's 12
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    Text - Tweet Okelvintake @Okelvintake What people say: "sorry man l can't tonight I'm busy" What people mean: "sorry man corporate greed keeps me in a job that has rendered me an apathetic shadow of the person I was in my teens and early 20s so instead of seeing you I'm going to binge watch Netflix and numb myself" 11:50 29/11/2019 Twitter for iPhone ii View Tweet activity
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    Food - quinta brunson @quintabrunson I didn't get to have canned sauce this year, and honestly, I missed it. Homemade sauce can't compare. Our canned queen just has that IT factor. Aretha's Casket Pumps @Nothinbutt... .2d The only cranberry sauce we acknowledge.
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    Text - sarah kirby @sarahgkirby why don't grocery stores participate in black friday?? i don't need 20% off a flatscreen - give me half price tide pods and $1 coffee creamers and then you better believe i'll be at the doors at 3am
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    Text - Talk To The Hatter @Talk_To_The_Hat Igot carded at the liquor store. While getting my ID out my Blockbuster card fell out. He laughed and said "Never mind." 6/10/18, 9:10 PM
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    Facial expression - Emma Wilhoit @partiallystarrs do it, you cowards PA AI 12/8/18, 7:03 PM 788 Retweets 2,853 Likes
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    Text - Ninja@Ninja 2h I'll never understand how college and NFL football teams allow kickers that just.... miss... kicks. I feel like there has to be pools of kickers in the USA that won't miss simple kicks. Or snappers that won't mess the snaps idk man it seems so SILLY. Would love opinions on this. 1 391 1,474 11.7K t You Retweeted KET UNDE DuckyTheGamer CKET UNEY @duckybtw Replying to @Ninja Ill never understand how pro fortn ite players just... miss shots. I feel like there has to be pools o
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  • 14
    Text - jake @uhhjakee you ever catch your self working too hard at work and be like "let me chill they're not paying me enough for this"
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  • 15
    Text - Rihanna one of the most richest woman in the world is drinking Heineken but you?? You?? With your 2 panties and 1 bra want to drink Moet
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    Text - april @AprilArson if i had a dick i would definitely have tried to see how many donuts i can stack on that bad boy by now 12:18 PM 29 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone 30.9K Retweets 193K Likes
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    Text - hannah @hannahfallshand NDIANA going to school inbetween thanksgiving and christmas break feels like the last lap in mario kart where the music is all fast and gets really stressful
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    Text - Bebe Neuwirth @BebeNeuwirth Brb. Gotta try to fit 10 chairs around a table built for 6. In a room built for 4 #Thanksgiving
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    Text - layal @layallauren_ As Thanksgiving/Black Friday gets closer, remember that retail workers would rather be at home with their families than working chaotic shifts.... so if you're gonna be out shopping don't be RUDE
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    Text - haley @haleyflynnstead girl i babysit: I wanna be tall and skinny when I grow up me, realizing the damage society does on young girls but too tired to correct her: me too girl: like abraham lincoln
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  • 21
    Text - Geraldine @everywhereist *order pjs on Amazon *go to bed wake to someone putting pjs on me Me: WHAT IN THE HOLY- Amazon employee: SHHHHHH, this is part of Prime now
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  • 22
    Text - John from HR @john_from_hr Any girls wanna come over and watch me play guitar hero on medium 8:48 AM 03 May 19 Twitter for iPhone 9,013 Retweets 44.9K Likes
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  • 23
    Text - kors tay @tayziken one of the funniest things in the universe is Imfao making an album called "party rock", followed by an album called "sorry for party rocking", followed by them vanishing off of the face of the earth
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    Text - 4:19 Tweet Da Kid Gowie and BSOLZ liked cal? @cal gif Sent a guy nudes and he said "ok" so l said "I hope you like them!" and he responded "yea no doubt" 9:16 PM 12/1/19 Twitter for iPhone 8,220 Retweets 151K Likes Addie @addielynn88 15h Replying to @cal_gif A guy literally responded to my nudes last night with a picture of his Taco Bell. The ego bruise is unrecoverable. 4,756 L159 30 Jayce @jayceinyourface 8h Or maybe he was being poeti... Like, "Damn gurl, you have so many layers like a
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    Text - Official Ted Kaczynski VEVO @nachdermas when i was 22, my father, stumbling drunk and suicidal, fell and hit his head. he died instantly. that's when i realized, in the midst of my grief, how much i love beef stew. for this recipe, you'll need a slow cooker, 20:06 · 02 Dec 19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Forehead - 69GS trOTICE INSIDE EDITION Tony Montana 1 day ago She looks like a mix of Kim Kardashian and Buzz Light year. 42 916
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    People - travalicious i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real
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    Product - Gabriel C. Brown Black Gryphon X Replies angus young 6 months ago this guy is that one person at the party who over-sings happy birthday 626
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    Text - Master Of Masculinity @CoreyCapella 21h Women, We don't care about you being a CEO. We don't care what your corporate position is. We don't care about your PhD or Master's. We don't care that you're a Boss Babe. We care about you being feminine, cute, fun, flirtatious, chaste, fit, and friendly. Signed, Real Men t 616 1.6K 3.7K James Fell @BodyForWife Replying to@CoreyCapella That's a lot of words for "I can't find the clitoris." Twitter Web App 5:22 PM- Nov 18, 2019
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    Shoulder - i make fire ass music a @oyanoire rare sight of me smiling in a picture Zon Henderson @ZonTrill Girl you bout the cutest tennis ball lever seen.
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    Animal fat - George McIntyre @GeorgeMcIntyre Happy #Ramadan !! Jumah @NerdyRanger Notice you insult our holiday & we're unbothered but if a cup says "Happy Holidays" in December your white ass gets as heated as this bacon.
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    Face - Jeri A Moore @Buckleddown Replying to @davidsirota College students do not have to go in debt to get a degree. They can work their way through like many of us did before the day of student loans. 8:07 PM 8/11/19 Twitter for Android Phil Sonher @welplookathim Ma'am, you were classmates with Moses, when college classes cost only a few shekels.
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    Suit - lan 5 months ago This guy goes into a liquor store and asks the cashier for id 15 3.3K
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    Text - r/TheMonkeysPaw u/immaDopeBrownie 362d 3 1 I wish for the ability to switch between normal sight, and sight that makes me see all the people that want to have sex with me. t Share 19.5k 621 Award BEST COMMENTS Penguin of evil 362d 33 Awards Granted. You now have the ability to close your eyes. 43.8k
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    Face - Tradewind X Comments 7.9K Bwez Cwez 1 year ago Do a neck reveal 43 1K VIEW 43 REPLIES
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    Text - VS 22 mins How much is $2 chips? DO 14 20 Comments Like Comment It probably takes you an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes Write a comment...
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    Television program - B. Bonzi 1 month ago They look like Disney Channel Villain Rejects 4.2K 20 VIEW 20 REPLIES
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  • 38
    Photo caption - Zach P 1 year ago Lol the far right leader looks like Elon Musk lost it all and decided to start a vape shop. 138 6
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    Technology - Chillout RenZo!! 3 weeks ago No offense But he kind of looks like a mixture of Obama and Waluigi 8.4K 91
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  • 40
    Blue - Leanimal 1 day ago This man looks like he's wearing a disguise. 863 REPLY View all 7 replies
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    Text - The Meme Guy 1 day ago Y2K looks like a 12 year old boy who dressed up as a girl who dressed up as a guy for Halloween. E 6 87 VIEW 6 REPLIES
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    Game controller - Posted by u/brittons0. 4h i.redd.it I was so proud of my wife for getting excited for a video game until I saw her handle a controller. 3.2k 238 Share Award BEST COMMENTS wily_guard 4h 2 Awards She probably thought that she's supposed to handle the joystick like she handles your penis. Reply 1.8k
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    Hair - Replies Gabe.T 4 months ago notice how every girl on buzzfeed has a nose ring because no one will put one on their finger. X
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  • 44
    Text - Real $hid Jarrell 41 mins ls y'alls high school crush still fine?? 1 14 Comments Like Comment Eric Hell no she went from elegant to elephant Polo Like Reply 4m
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