Dump Of Forty-Four Very Random Memes

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andcallmeshirley
Dec 7, 2019 5:08 AM EST

And yet another list of fifty-five memes everyone can relate to.

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  • 01
    Text - let's do something today U are no too tired oh boy an early night then also
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    Photo caption - The Babylon Bee 4 hrs "Is something bad gonna happen if he takes that treasure? How is he going to get it off of that pedestal? Is that big rock going to smoosh him?" BABYLONBEE.COM Wife Unaware That Movie Will Answer All Her Questions If She Just Pays Attention if unny.co
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    Stairs - GOD
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    Cartoon - There are only 49 stars on that flag. I be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missouri.
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  • 05
    Text - Carson @CallMeCarsonYT imagine if one day we unlock the other 98% of milk 11:24 AM 6/1/19 · TweetDeck 1,098 Retweets 7,072 Likes
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    Text - 8:56 theonion.com/cdc-intro 4 Øthe ONION LATEST POLITICS SPORTS LOCAL ENTERTAINM NEWS CDC Introduces 'Raw Dog' The STI Pup To Educate Children About The Dangers Of Unprotected Sex 10/26/18 12:51pm SEE MORE: SEX v The Centers for Disease Contro and Prevention f Share Tweet II ||
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    Tattoo - Chromin' Polanski @ATTLien ITS A NELSON MANDALA. WHO EVEN COMMITS TOA PUN LIKE THAT.
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    Text - Kasia Babis @kasiababis If you google female bullying you will find this absolutely amazing stock image that's just so weirdly majestic and hot at the same time, it looks like something between porn and baroque oil painting. GE There's like 12 different kinds of tension in this image. stormboww quick question why is the one in the middle wearing 5 shirts goblinparty that's why she's being bullied
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    Text - logan @brainwxrms IDVA imagine being a girl and having to keep an extra pair of underwear in ur car just in case some dude revs his truck up at the stop light 7:20 PM-9/7/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - When Taco Bell been talking shit bout your gravy
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  • 11
    Face - HELLO! MON GRANTED I AM NOT AS TASTY IT IS I, THE LESS BELOVED, AS PEANUT BUTTER, ALMOND BUTTER BUT- HEAR ALSO ME COST OUT MORE NATHANWPYLE BUZZFEED
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    Dog - ((- Me: gets on the floor to do crunches My dogs, thinking I got on the floor to cuddle:
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    Cartoon - ATTLE F Non toxic Child "Safe" obvios pland No 241 123 SEMESAME STREET Elbow Weare good friend SE yeABDCE gets better the longer you look at it. ALKIE TALKIES
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    Cartoon - Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
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    Text - SARA BUCKLEY @nottheworstmom After 30, you can't eat Taco Bell and have sex in the same day.
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    Text - medusas-trophy-wife sex ed in the south is so concerning Imfao. my bible teacher taught it and he told us women cant actually orgasm. his evidence was that he'd been with his wife for 30 years and I quote "if the female orgasm was real i would have seen it by now." miss banks if you're out there i am so sorry ma'am Source: medusas-trophy-wife
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    Cartoon - onlydadjokes I asked my nephew how old his dad was and he replied "six". I said how can he only be six if you're six? He said "because he's only been a dad since I was born" mollywobbles123 Gvess
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    Text - Tinker Elle @elle91 [3 AM] Me: Why are any of us here, really? Zoo security guard: I'm asking about you, specifically. 9/28/18, 12:31 PM
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  • 19
    Text - average joe @jazz_inmypants PETER PAN: we meet again, Captain Hook CAPTAIN HOOK: well well well-- wait u guys call me Hook? PETER PAN: yeah CAPTAIN HOOK: because of the hand? PETER PAN: ...i'm sorr- CAPTAIN HOOK: wow ok hey my dads dead too why not call me captain dead dad
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    Dog - Dog portraits Message $50 O Nowra Professionally drawn dog portraits. Sorry no cats. $50 a drawing. One of a kind.
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  • 21
    Text - goku website @TheAnimePolice hootin is a gateway drug to hollerin 3:09 · 01 Sep 19 · Twitter for iPhone 6,111 Retweets 20.9K Likes
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  • 22
    Text - Mike @FuctupMike 2h Bernie Sanders should be forced to give away 90% of his birthday cake. #HappyBirthdayBernie 308 t93 259 Orli Matlow @HireMelmFunny Replying to @FuctupMike Have you ever been to a birthday party, Mike 3:34 PM Sep 8, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 97 Likes 1 Retweet
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  • 23
    Text - the penultimate straw @thewomaniswild Hope you have a hammer and nails Cus it's not gonna hang itself isaac @ass_dentata · 5h painted Jeffrey Epstein today 10:55 PM · 11 Nov 19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Patrick Mulder @MrPatrickMulder If you say 'mental illness' 3 times in the mirror, someone with a Live Laugh Love t-shirt will appear behind you and ask if you've tried going outside. 7:53 PM - 4/19/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 25
    Text - Bounder @DawgBelly A small joy in my life is tht my sis is dating a guy w/ the same name as her cat & human Nigel hates tht we all call him human Nigel. 5/11/17, 5:49 PM 11.3K RETWEETS 33.5K LIKES
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  • 26
    Text - Hoppers Following @FrogAvalanche Baby Lawyer: Did you steal the victim's nose? Accused: No. *cries into palms Baby Judge: O, great, he's disappeared again.
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  • 27
    Text - * Miss Misery ☆ @MyOwnRiver Sex was created by Nine Inch Nails when they released Closer in 1994 Kristin @livingforjc · 4d Sex was created by God, for marriage, between a husband and wife. Not for a boyfriend and girlfriend that are dating. 8:23 PM · 7/22/19 - Twitter for iPhone
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  • 28
    Text - MGSE1.NBT.7 11. Bobby has four dimes. Amy-has 30 pennies. Which child has more money? Bobby / How do you kpow? Show your thinking.
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    Text - Papa Roach @paparoach CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 27 Jul NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION, TOTAL EXONERATION. DEMOCRAT WITCH HUNT! 6:40 pm 29 Jul 2019 Twitter for iPhone 149.7K Retweets 494.3K Likes
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  • 30
    Text - michelle nolan @drmnolan Queer Eye but with a team of butch lesbians who buy you six pairs of the same jeans because they're comfortable and point out that the reason you have no time for self care is capitalism 2:25 PM 7/25/19 Twitter Web App
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    Text - HOMELESS RIP Tiricohairline @TreJames_ Im mad teachers told us, "if you dont do well in school you're gonna be the garbage man" and never told us the garbage man made more than them. 5:56 PM · 3/8/19 - TweetDeck 3,180 Retweets 8,654 Likes
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    Text - MEAWW.COM Idris Elba dethrones Blake Shelton to become this year's Sexiest Man Alive Like Comment Share 00 1K 75 shares Most relevant Sorry, Ihave to disagree!! It's really a three way tie between my three grandsons. Ladies, they're single, but not for long!!! Tick tick tick. < o >
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  • 33
    Cartoon - WE ALL HAVE OUR DEMONS DRUGS ALCOHOL SRAHAAAJ THE UNDYING CIGARETTES poorlydrawnlines.com
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  • 34
    Text - Skoog @Skoogeth [heaven] me, after dying: we need to talk god: is this about the mi- me: "iS tHiS aBoUt ThE mlcRoPeNiS" WTF DUDE YES ITS ABOUT THE MICROPENIS
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    Text - edwardelricistheawesomeness: just-shower-thoughts: Are Medusa's leg hairs tiny snakes? Now were asking the real questions. Source: just-shower-thoughts 161,926 notes
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    Dog - When you get with a chick who has a sex drive twice as high as yours @LUTALO8
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  • 37
    Motor vehicle - AMERICA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE NATION
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  • 38
    Text - 05:33 Thread @xvkinggg In reality plants are actually farm- ing us by giving us oxygen daily untill we eventually decompose so they can consume us... meadow@meadOwhenderson 1d What's on your mind? 22:00 17 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone 121K Retweets 549K Likes Tweet your reply
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    Text - You Cannot Have a Sex Scandal If You Have Never Had Sex A GAMER A FOR PRESIDENT 2020 You Cannot Have a Sex Scandal If You Have Never Had Sex thehardtimes.net
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    Text - The only open minded presidents we've ever had 10:18 p.m. 12 Aug. 19 · Twitter for iPhone 2,201 Retweets 7,009 Likes ass jackson @ASSJACKSON_ That's one way to say it
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    Album cover - HELLFRASIER
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    Dish - dylan / uMental@uMentalOW Nov 17 this sauce has no texture :/ 213 ti21.6K 82.3K Show this thread
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  • 43
    Text - Disney now owns Fox. Fox owns Rocky Horror Picture Show. Say hello to your new Disney princess.
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  • 44
    Text - Art from Online @the_omega_sin I love that "take out" means food, dating, and murder 07/03/2018, 05:53 "Take him out!" hobbitsetal if you're a praying mantis, it can be all three at once
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