Fifty-Four Pretty Stupid Memes For Your One Remaining Braincell

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Dec 9, 2019 4:08 PM EST

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    Illustration - billielvrk Happy Birthday Pikachu! (Wizards Black Star Promo 24) aoolonwer Name too nsfw so i censored this card was SUPER banned in tournaments the second it released because it had an attack that did double damage if it was your birthday and tournament judges were sick of having to check people's IDs
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    Font - MESI iace i w 36,212 likes terrycrews ALL FINISHED! My @starwars @lego TIE/Ln Starfighter is complete! I had a blast creating this! LEGO teaches me a lot about life. I've learned that we human beings are like legos-just because you are in pieces, does that mean you are broken? NO. You sometimes just have to disassemble and put all the parts back right again- and that takes time, perseverance, and a ton of patience. But if you never quit, you will achieve your goal. Remember- YOU ARE NOT B
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    People - What you gon do? I was just gonna get some Fruity Pebbles. Fruity Pebblos, can I come? Yeah!
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    Poster - Q123RA THINK YOU COOL CAUSE YOU GOT AL IPHONE X ארכגם I CANT HEAR YOU OVER MY Peppa Pig PP06 Flip and Learn Phone Electronic Toy 19 A123RA
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    Human - Guy Cosplays As Eleven From 'Stranger Things; And We Can Barely Tell The Difference Egg
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    Text - Agoth owl▼ @cosmic_dia chipmunks are legally classified as vermin which means alvin and the chipmunks can be killed with no legal consequences 2:38 AM 09 Aug 19 · Twitter Web App 647 Retweets 1,533 Likes 1, Share 20.6k 79 Award I TOP COMMENTS 11h I'm going to kill Stuart little with a wrench 429 Reply
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    Photo caption - When the party cleric is also the tank. dailymail.co.uk World's strongest priest has broken 19 powerlifting records > The Reverend Dr Kevin Fast, from Cobourg, Canada, still holds nine unbroken world records for powerlifting, including the heaviest plane pulled by a man (188.83 tonnes). Boom @AslnTheNoise2 Replying to @AtomicPurpCruz "Jesus told me my body is a temple, so i EQUIPPED THAT TEMPLE WITH THE BIGGEST SET OF GUNS THE HOLY LAND HAS EVER SEE!!!!"
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    Rat - my phone, crying: ..pleaSe... I have no space.... delete some photos... I'm begGing you... me: *hits download* Rat is short for Ratthew ifunny.co
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    Anime - When you know that the "X" is from the ad so you wait for the real "X" to pop-up Genjutsu of that level doesn't work on me.
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    Walking - After Before In two weeks, Johnny lost 2 weeks.
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    Text - steven @meteorbower all of you iphone users making fun of people tweeting from androids wish you could be on my fue level 7:15 PM 13 Jan 19 · GUCCI SmartToilet™ 62 Retweets 125 Likes There's always a bigger fish.
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    Crowd - The FESTIML Wigsles
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    Text - Thread Keaton Patti O @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page. влтилN INT. TRADITIONAL BATCAVE BATMAN stands next to his batmobile and uses his batcomputer. He's sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan. BATMAN This is nowa safe city. I have punched a penguin into prison. ALFRED, Batman's loyal batler, carries a tray of goth ham. ALFRED Eat a dinner, Mattress Wayne. A
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    Sky - DOGK NACK НАQ "I keep a fruit sticker on the top of my head so that if a cannibal ever eats me, he'll have to peel the sticker off first, giving me time to escape." -Shaq On safety
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    Text - bobby @bobby roberts across the globe breathe a sigh of relief. NEWS Robert Hunter Has Passed Away at 78, R.I.P. 4:45 am · 25/9/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Bird - LAST YEAR OBAMA SAID HE WAS 57... THIS YEAR HE SAYS HE IS 58... WHICH IS IT OBAMA?
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    Cartoon - WHY DO THEY CALL IT OVEN WHEN YOU OF IN THE COLD FOOD OF OUT HOT EAT THE FOOD 1986 PAWS, INC. All Rights Reserved. cremia yo why jon thick as hell A flipflapjacks We aint gonna talk about the stroke I just had reading this? JIM DAVES 7-13
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    Action figure - EAF OEN ১PIR GOvernor of Tasteville Includes: Sunglasses, fake goatee, bowling shirt, donkey sauce $44 0w CHILD Sise C shum. ALALL MENS LARW IOT Stae Costume CARIBBEAD PIRATE FIREFIGHTER
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    Motor vehicle - When the Walmart lady asked why I needed so much antifreeze, apparently "fruit punch for the trick or treaters" was not the correct answer.
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    Text - ALFREB EINSTIME was one of the smartest mans of the 19th century. But did you know he.. • Just shit all over the place constantly • Didn't know how to walk. At all • Smoked weed • Graduated DeVry University at age 3 • Played Paul on "The Wonder Years' Was a furry • Lived in a house made of cheese Believed in God • Failed the driving test 8,000 times • Barbecued his dick for an hour • Knew Dracula • Fell down a mineshaft and died
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    Organism - Posted by u 14h Oops, you've just killed someone! What is the most creative way to hide the body? Discussion 1 2.9k 2.3k Share Big_Boy42 • 22h I'd start some sort of tree planting organisation, based of perhaps money=trees. I would then scatter the bodies under these trees. Public focus would be on the trees and no one would dig up a tree because of the public backlash, over the years the trees would get bigger fully covering the bodies hiding them forever and I would be a hero for pl
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    Cool - AEUILA Bigfoot is real, and he tried to eat my ass DE COC @guyfieri
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    Sky - Bill Mitchell O @mitchellvii Are you happy your mom didn't abort you? Yes. 31% No. 69% I love democracy.
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    Face - Bill Clinton straight up used to look like gibby from icarly theannoyingalien fU HE DID
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    Advertising - Me walking out of Barnes & Noble after clogging their toilet Osnackytuna BARNES&NOBLE BOOKSELLERS Exents Everts
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    Dog - RARK MYPETSDOG.COM Blind Woman Told To Get Off Bus Because "Guide Dogs Can't Be Black" $10/lb pork supplier Bruh imagine being blind and the bus driver is like You can't come on guide dogs aren't black And you're just there like What the fuck is black
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    Human - Me: *plays video games for 2 hours* Media: Weapons are part of his religion
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    Text - never forget than in the beyblade canon, Moses parted with the red sea with a beyblade
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    Text - Blol-213 - Blood Blood acquires its red color from: fibrin b. hemoglobin C. erythropoietin d. gamma globulin e. communism 14. a.
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    Text - 7 Things Women Wish Men Would Do During Sex Posted Today 4. Release one bee into the room: According to over half of the women surveyed, adding one bee into the mix creates a sense of danger, which can be a total turn-on.
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    Text - SOMETIMES THE SIDE CHICK AINT EVEN A CHICK ITS A TI-84 GRAPHING CALCULATOR
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    Text - took my friends vape because it is addictive and unhealthy. now he's acting like he can't breathe because i won't give it back. disgusting.
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    Animated cartoon - Ignoring the advice of their sensei, Bert and Ernie use their karate skills to beat up the homeless.
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    Soldier - When bad timing (and terrible spelling) gave us this gem. Breaking News LIVE Due to a decrease in cookie sales, The Girl Scouts switch to a more agresive sales campaign TVM EXCLUSIVE
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    Text - you are bonerfart: idonotneedthisrightnow: you are acute coffee pie you are narrow, scalding and irrational
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    Photo caption - M. To get the sauce, you must defeat the Sauce Boss TM
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    Text - just-shower-thoughts An assassin is really just a serial killer who takes requests. violentadd Excuse you, they take commissions stygianmoon "hey man can you kill this guy?" "alright that will be 10k" "ugh cant you just do it for the exposure? whatever you suck at murder anyway"
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    Organism - when your homie dies in Minecraft hardcore and drops his 70+ experience orbs JoJo, this is the last of my Hamon!
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    Text - When you're 25 and your mom gives away your toys and the dinosaurs are gone
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    Forehead - Name an animal whose eggs you'd probably never eat for breakfast. GAME Hamster
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  • 42
    Text - Kyle @KylePlantEmoji The other passengers on the bus stare at me. l think they can hear the vibrator in my ass "Those are my emotional support bees", I insist. This reassures no one
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    Text - ing education technology, overwrought tears technology have proven equally exaggerated. Those apprehensive about computer-assisted tutoring or online instruction would do well to keep in mind that such concems have greeted almost any new learning tool. Dave Thornburg and David Dwyer, for instance, offer up a list of past complaints in their book Rethinking Education in the Age of Technology: The Digital Revolution and Schooling in America. From today's vantage point, some of the concerns
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    Text - gofundme Surgery For My Legs Cause I Cant Stand You Hoes $45 raised of $60,000 goal II
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  • 45
    Facial expression - HEY BABE, YOU SMELL THAT? "ON ME NEITHER, START, FARTING
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    Text - I'm not in fighting shape but this will be no problem CHRISTMAS BAZAAR & CRAFT SHOW Fight Children with Diabetes Fundralser Sunday December 1" 10am-4pm at Royal Canada Legion 3850 Lakeshore Blvd. West V Santa Claws From 12pm - 1:30pm
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  • 47
    When your girlfriend asks you if you want to skip church: mom Waredme about girls like you
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  • 48
    Gelato - PLS DO NOT TAP ON GLASS IT SCARFS THE ICE CREAM
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    Team - if you face swap Kevin from The Office & Ted Cruz they are actually the same person
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    Text - Yesterday 11:12 AM help Grandma are you okay no bred buy me bread walmar
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    Text - Is There Life on Earth? It's Okay To Be Smart O Recommended for you New 10:05 Is There Life on Earth?
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  • 52
    Face - Google best tennis players of alli time News images Videos Shopping More Settings Tools Professional Athletes/Tennis Roger Federer Novak Matt Serena Williams Andy Murray Andre Agassi Djokovic
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    Games - 35 ry-spirit ya wanna go mate celticpyro You're in desperate need of a comma.
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    Text - Ex/Introvert @Demetrismmm Y'all ever prank called the police & they showed up at your house when y'all were kids? i did, but my mamma went to jail cause she had a warrant out for her arrest ethe family hated me 1:12 AM · 9/16/19 Twitter Web App 734 Retweets 3,064 Likes
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