Fresh Batch Of Thirty-Three Pretty Random Memes

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andcallmeshirley
Dec 9, 2019 8:08 PM EST

And here are some sixty-six memes you might want to put your reading glasses on for.

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  • 01
    Product - Ra TV News Sport Weather iPlayer BBC Your account NEWS Home UK World Business Politics Tech Science Health Education Enterta Asia China India Student smuggles phone into exam, looks at memes instead of cheating 1Share D7 June 2017 Asia Me during an exam Heh *upvotes* Blender
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    Art
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    Movie - @kayneshaw Florida Man Smokes Meth, Snorts Coke, Takes Xanax, Passes Out, Wakes Up And Masturbates In Hospital, Cops Say They called me a madman SUPER
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    Talent show - 163 ARVIND DALE Mauer: 2-3, HR/5), 2 RBI MLB MIN Doumit 2-3, HRISI, 2 RBI
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    Cool - STO SALE Japanese Man Dated A Cockroach, Had Wet Dreams With It, Ate It When It Died Thomas has seen enough bullshit
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    Product - pat tobin @tastefactory *slams on brakes so hard* Hell yeah don't mind if I do CRASH 3:49 PM · 11/28/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Technology - Sale! Christs CarO Hume AoneM vO Die Hard Arur Ct Shvk the H D The Star Bad Mont Cas Scrooped Rudoh Swta Clasis Comeg O $4 Holiday Movies ARTHUR HOME ALONE STAR Tolis Tolis Tolls Trolis Lubay Proof Die Hard is a holiday movie Saila CidUS AROL DIE HARD DIE HARD MON SCROOGE Send a chat %24
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    Text - High school seniors: I can't wait to join the military and be on my own.... Everyone in the military: DON'T DO IT
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    Organism - Elmo @ElmolsGodNow · 1h Elmo doesn't care if you're white. Elmo doesn't care if you're black. Elmo doesn't care about anybody's skin color. You all taste the same. BOOING ME? YOU WHY ARE I'M RIGHT.
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    Cartoon - You have a face only a mother could love Yes, your mother
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    Cartoon - I LOVE YOU THIS MUCH-
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    Cat - The project i procrastinated on for 2 weeks that's due today Me trying to sleep
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    Text - Boze Herrington, library goblin @BozeReads if my marriage doesn't end with my wife tying me down to the lawn and flinging wine bottles at me with a catapult she built with her own hands as I drunkenly hurl curses, was it really love? 8:14 PM · 12/2/19 · Twitter Web App
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    Cartoon - Neko maid expectation reality Haiderahd51
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    Text - Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ I tell my kids if they are going to do anything, then they do it to their best ability. So, they decided to be really good at being assholes. 2:09 PM · 12/2/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Nobody: Absolutely noone: Janice from Friends: OH. MY: GOD. CHATYATELAD
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    Green - Luigi says: Roses are red, Hydro flasks hold water, Say sksksk again, And your family will be slaughtered.
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    Text - Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969 I found a sweater at the mall that I really want to get for my dad, but the guy wearing it is being a total dick. 8:33 AM 12/2/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Cartoon - If rubbing alcohol fixes outside boo boo, then drinking alcohol fixes inside boo boo Chris no No, no. He's got a point
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    Text - Stephanie Ortiz O @Six_Pack_Mom *watching husband* Me: "He's just so cute! I'm lucky to have such an awes-" *husband's eyes begin to close* Me: "If this motherf*r thinks he's napping while the kids are still up, I'm gonna shank him."
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    Cartoon - Me driving to work cursing my parent's for birthing me into a world of responsibilities didn't ask for ge
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    Text - peytøn @peytnhaag my roommate broke up with his girlfriend last night at a fancy restaurant and she started bawling... everyone thought he proposed to her and started clapping.
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    Text - Beyonce has an uncle named Larry ... @DragonflyJonez Cool thing about Mandalorian is it's Disney so you know nothing bad is gonna happen to Baby Yoda. HBO might've put that adorable fuer thru a wood chipper.
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    Text - ianstu @ianstu7 Isn't "Memories" by Maroon 5 just a weird pop version of Canon in D by Pachelbel? 8:11 PM Dec 2, 2019 · Twitter Web App <>
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    Cat - whomst has summoned the almighty one ifunny.co
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    Text - burplesnurf2 the cha cha slide in full metal armor burplesnurf2 "sliiide to the left" *indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt* burplesnurf2 "one hop this time" *clonk* "two hops this time" *clonk clonk* burplesnurf2 "everybody clap your hands!" *clankclankclankclankclank*
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    Urn - grandma.zip grandma
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    Text - DICK'S PIZZA YOU HAVEN'T EATEN PIZZA VER UNTIL YOU'VE EATEN DICKS. I dunno man, seems kinda gay to me
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    Text - Tide @ninjatide as a kid i used to make fun of plankton for dating a computer screen now look where i am 1:35 PM · 08 Oct 19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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    Cartoon - When you find someone who genuinely likes you, finds you attractive and wants to date you DHA You little son of a bitch! Are you a simulation?Huh?!
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    Face - Calling your dad a "motherfvcker" is technically correct. Ig: pun_bible
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    Text - No. 10 PS1 The Rock vs PS1 Hagrid Top 10 Anime Battles WatchMojo.com a mojo Subearibe 0 3,881,777
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