Serving Of Sixty-Six Saucy Memes

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andcallmeshirley
Dec 10, 2019 6:08 AM EST

Don't stop here, take a look at this fifty-four memes list and keep the laughs going.

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  • 01
    Lady - Well look at yol, you beautiful bitch ME WHEN I SEE ANY OF MY PLANTS THRIVING UTALIZ
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    Text - What gets better with age? Daddy's belt. Someone kill me
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    Helmet
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    Photograph - I guess this Batman sculpture was made out of just-ice Seuth Cove
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    Movie - Is it true? They can cure us? Yes, Rogue. It appears to be true. They can't cure us. You wanna know why? Because there's nothing to cure. Nothing's wröng with you. Or any of us, for that matter. marxisforbros "There's a cure?!" asked the girl that kills everything she touches. "Hey shut up we're perf" replied the girl that makes clouds. mudkiphat For real though. Storm has stopped an entire tsunami before. "Makes clouds my ass" she can conjure lightning and tornadoes and is revered as a
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    Meal
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    Text - Peter @OkigboXL PSA: Don't EVER let your printer know that you've waited until the last minute to print something out and you're in hurry because they can sense fear.
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    Text - maxiesatanofficial for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your "two cloves of garlic," fulk your "half teaspoon of cinnamon," and you can absolutely go to hell with your "dash of black pepper" maxiesatanofficial I'm pretty sure that the only time I've ever actually managed to overseason food was when working with balsamic vinegar, which is the most overpowering moefucker of a sauce known to man biggest-gaudiest-patronus
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    Cartoon - ketnipz
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    Text - JDB @JDBooie Bring cocaine to the airport so you can pet the dogs
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    Text - just-shower-thoughts: maybe aliens don't talk to us because we're creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live And we sent them some unsolicited nudes with directions to our house.
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    Cartoon - When there's a hair on your screen OSPONGECRUST
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    Text - Andy Richter O @AndyRichter Every dog that you've ever seen riding in a car had absolutely no idea where it was going. Imagine living like that.
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    Text - Saddington 2 @2Saddington Can u imagine getting married and having a family and staying in love until u die, then waiting in the afterlife for your wife to join you and she finally dies and ditches u for a dude she knew for three days on a boat instead?? Anyway l'd give Titanic a 9/10 5:49 PM · 11/12/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Cartoon - YES I AM. ARE YOU GOING TO SLEEP? NOW SHUT UP The spiders that live in Buckingham palace are probably descended from spiders going back to victorian times. It's like a parallel royal family but with spiders.
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    Text - wizard-in-the-tardis: dayofthefishdoctor: karemloo: ft kyeahlukemyernaked: never forget that for voldemort's name to rearrange to "je suis voldemort" in the french translations, they had to make his middle name 'Elvis' Il sortit de sa poche la baguette magique de Harry et écrivit dans l'air en lettes scintillantes : TOM ELVIS JEDUSOR Puis il fit un mouvement avec la baguette et les lettres de son nom s'assemblèrent dans un ordre différent. A présent, on pouvait lire : JE SUIS VOLDEMORT I
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    Cartoon - When I can't hear what someone's saying and I don't wanna ask them to repeat it [squeaking noises] Yeah!
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    Text - generalgrievousdatingsim might fuk around and let nature reclaim me A wordproblemapoligist does this mean you're going feral or just lying in the dirt for a while generalgrievousdatingsim yeah
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    Cartoon - HEY, NICE SHIRT! I HELP I HELP BLIND KIDS BLIND KIDS THANKS! BLIND KIDS Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net BLEACH BLEACH
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    Text - socialnetworkhell I want to see them do an episode of The Price is Right with ultra rich people I want to see Mitt Romney try to tell me what he thinks the price of dish soap is qglas Omean, Its one banana, Michael. What could it cost? 10 dollars?
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    Fictional character - Variety O @Variety Baby Groot's response to #BabyYoda stealing his spotlight: "I am Groot" bit.ly/20poUcE matt rorabeck @mattrorabeck i would use baby groot as fire wood to i keep baby yoda warm
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  • 22
    Cartoon - The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn'ta scarch for meaning; it's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, youll be dead.
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  • 23
    Cartoon - *When people ask how college is going* Me: A just keep Googling stuff and it keeps working.
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  • 24
    Text - This picture is hilarious if you imagine them singing "Baby, It's Cold Outside" Fienee ien to
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    Dog - do a hold lemme go fren doign us a significant frustrate pls release the darkness consumes me With every waking hour 010
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    Fictional character - P VIA 8: Did you know? The Wolverine Mask is basically Batman kissing Batman infront of Iron Man.
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  • 27
    Text - it's me! @_HOlding Home is not a place, it's a person.. @RilwanNajib Are you calling me homeless?
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  • 28
    Text - Student: *is bullied* Teachers: Student: *wears hoodie* Teachers: Arstotzka has zero tolerance for delinquency.
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    Text - weteevee laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down! strangecharmer Deactivated i trusted you weteevee Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people Source: sunpuppies #echoes of the past
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    Text - When you don't answer messages but you're sharing Memes:
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    Text - That one molecule of Serotonin trying to keep me going throughout the day
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  • 32
    Text - shannon @shannonhspence Girls who take their makeup off when they're absolutely plastered after a night out are the kind of girls who would get away with murder
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  • 33
    Adaptation - Dad: We're not adopting hobbits Family: *brings home hobbits anyway Dad and the hobbits: STARECAT.COM
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  • 34
    Text - Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser Why aren't there new pasta shapes? We should be treating pasta shapes like iPhones, there should be a keynote every year. 3:16 PM - 9/21/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Thunder Thunder Dungeon Dngeon @ThunderDungeon Girl, are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 mins, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance.
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    Face - "DJs aren't real musicians, they just push buttons" pianists:
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  • 37
    Text - Carson @CallMeCarsonYT imagine if one day we unlock the other 98% of milk 11:24 AM 6/1/19 · TweetDeck 1,098 Retweets 7,072 Likes
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  • 38
    Text - furious purpose @Phylan ME: *makes typo while entering a number* EXCEL: WAS THAT A DATE ME: no I meant t- EXCEL: THAT WAS A FUTG DATE ME: it doesn't even make sen- EXCEL: MAY 12TH 1382. LOOKI EVEN FORMATTED IT. IT IS THIS FOREVER
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  • 39
    Cartoon - Me complaining that I have no social life when in reality I love staying home and not talk to anyone for several days in a row
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  • 40
    Text - Thoughts of Dog Follow @dog_feelings sometimes. when i'm outside. performing my obligatory yard shenanigans. the human will call me. but i pretend not to hear them. so the shenanigans. may continue
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    Face - Replies Asher DiAnda · 2 days ago 1:11 lord farquad had a baby with an over baked potato. 13
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    Text - * Miss Misery * @MyOwnRiver Sex was created by Nine Inch Nails when they released Closer in 1994 Kristin @livingforjc 4d Sex was created by God, for marriage, between a husband and wife. Not for a boyfriend and girlfriend that are dating. 8:23 PM 7/22/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - chestnut-pastel You're lying on the sofa under a blanket, lights dimmed, watching your favourite TV show. Your cat is laid across you, sleeping but purring quietly. All is calm. All is good. pinkuma-buccus but then out of the corner of your eye you spot him shia labeouf
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  • 44
    Orange - How Introverts make friends They don't. An extrovert found them, liked them, and adopted them
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    Text - dog daddy @broebong do you think tarzan was a virgin before he met jane or did he beat gorilla cheeks? 8/29/17, 2:35 PM 401 Retweets 599 Likes Uncle Buck @GiveNoBucks 1h Replying to @broebong Google How to delete someone else's tweet Google Search I'm Feeling Lucky
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  • 46
    Text - Satan @s8n Suicide is never the answer. You gotta outlive your enemies. 11:43 pm 9/1/19 Twitter for iPhone 21.6K Retweets 73.6K Likes
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  • 47
    Text - Stat of the Day More Americans have been married to Kim Kardashian then have died of Ebola
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    Text - just-shower-thoughts Because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a body is higher than one pseudinymous I never needed to think about this, but now l'm reblogging it and all of you can suffer as well. 54,656 notes
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  • 49
    Text - Jay @VIEWSFROMJAY23 dude imagine being a bug and accidentally getting stuck in a car and driving far af away from everything you know
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  • 50
    Text - Simon Holland O @simoncholland One time l asked a rival dad (who l knew didn't own a torque wrench) if I could borrow his torque wrench in front of a group of people.
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    Text - Thread tulika @madbhabie warm water tastes round and cold water tastes pointy 12:54 · 18 Sep 19 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - Consider John frazzled @FrazzleMyGimp ME: Can I buy you a drink? HER: I have a boyfriend. ME: {counting coins on the table} He can only get something small then. 5/16/18, 8:29 AM
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    Text - when you put it in without using your hand DICK WARLOCK STUNT COORDINATOR
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    Text - andrew O @AndrewChamings me: do you think chewbacca has pecs or a trail of tiny teats like a piglet uber driver: why did you sit in the front 10:07 · 09 Apr 19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - wizard-lizards me :stands up my blood vessels: what the did you just do Source: wizard-lizards
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    Text - danny nett @dannynett friendly reminder that planet earth is a dense molten core encased in a layer of solids and therefore is, technically speaking, a ravioli
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    Text - 19 more replies Ryan Fournier O @RyanAFournier · 1d Replying to @realDonald Trump Wait til CNN fact checks this meme as false. O 292 27851 12.8K Fail Safe @NotMyDystopia · 22h Wait until Fox claims it as a fact. O 2,284 2737 134
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    Text - Quite Interesting O @qikipedia · 3h The average cumulus cloud weighs as much as 2500 donkeys. 120 27 238 1.5K Hannu Oskala @hannuoskala Replying to @qikipedia How much does a donkey weigh? 9:31 AM - Nov 12, 2019 · Twitter Web App 6 Likes Carl Anderson @carlywarly1964 · 3h Replying to @hannuoskala and @qikipedia About 1/2500 of a typical cumulus cloud. 106
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    Human - Me turning off my alarm Me getting out of bed
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    Text - alcohol @Mandac5 What is an extreme sport? allison @amazaleax Doing your homework while the teacher is collecting it
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  • 61
    Text - Shower Thoughts @showerthoughtsz There is ZERO physical evidence that today is Tuesday. We're all kinda relying on the fact that somebody has kept an accurate count since the first one ever.
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    Text - sabbir @svbbir_ to the mf that farted during my stats exam.. ion know what u ate but it was enough for the professor to leave the class and for me to cheat. thank u king.
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  • 63
    Face - Hipster Gets Mad His Photo Was Used In Article About How All Hipsters Look Alike, Then Finds Out It Wasn't Him BY SEAN HURRAY-ON HAR 2, 203 IN DAILY THINGS Ironic
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  • 64
    Text - Hakeem @_Hakeemo_ Homosexuality was still classified as an illness in Sweden in 1979. Swedes protested by calling in sick to work, claiming they felt gay.
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    Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Thanked a rival dad at the neighborhood chili cook off for making his mild so my kids could have some.
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    Yoda - Bell: rings Teachers: much to learn you still have Error428
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