Fifty-Four Memes Wrapped Up In A Neat Little Bow

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Dec 10, 2019 5:08 AM EST

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  • 01
    Product - Alexandra Jane @alexaldolang NIkon COOLPIX Went home for thanksgiving and found a museum in my old room 1:45 PM · 11/27/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Dish - Stephanie Kelton O @StephanieKelton My son may or may not be a genius. He did this. #StuffingWaffles 5:21 AM · 11/29/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - sie St.Onge @Caissie Thave a hunch some of you are going to like the vintage wallpaper we found in the guest room closet. 11/27/1a . Twittor for iDhone 2:23 DM.
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    Cartoon - MI munDo 2ELDAS Y OTRAS COJASV
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    Yoda - vivi @vivithao me watching my life fall apart in front of my very eyes 7:52 PM · 11/29/19 from San Jose, CA · Twitter for
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    Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix This year we have gone with the classic "Luchador in a Top Hat" for our tree topper. Here is a collage of our other toppers through the years. 7:08 AM · 11/29/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - so u have nothing better to do then talk shit to someone who done nothin wrong 6:36 PM I skate regularly actually 6:36 PM / skateboard ing is a stupid sport.. good luck making it in life 6:37 PM yeah well last time I checked getting drunk regularly and beating your kids isnt in the 2020 Olympics 6:37 PM / You can no longer send Direct Messages to this person. Learn more
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    Adaptation - Alison Hill @miss_ali_h Thanks @AmazonUK really enjoyed climbing up and down the 3ft muddy ditch on the building site at no13 to get the parcel you put (or threw!) there! It's not like I have a massive no11 on my door...or was in all day! #blackfridayfail 10:36 AM · 11/28/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Cat - The Alex Nevil, Part Time Human @TheAlexNevil "I made this your lock screen. You're welcome." 11:23 PM · 11/29/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Cat - Lappi the Bard Fox @LappiFox MFF SOON My pups are very much enjoying the National Dog Show. 9:14 AM · 11/28/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Sugar @ashbridgess Can we talk about how my parents are cooking our ham for today in a crock pot in my old bedroom #HappyThanksgiving 9:28 AM · 11/28/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Food - Khalal * @khalalw If I dig into some mac n cheese and some peas come out, we fighting Xilla Valentine O @BlogXilla · 1d Just a reminder y'all can't eat at everybody house this Thanksgiving. 12:12 PM · 11/28/19 · Twitter for iPhone 0:.
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    Fictional character - Lack of snuggles is the path to the dark side.
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    Text - Nick Ross @NickBossRoss I got legitimately excited when this sweater came up in my ads and then completely destroyed when I realized it's literally for babies. babyGap | Star WarsTM Sweater CA$49.95 **** Write a review Color: buxton blue Size: 12 16 M 18-24 M 3 YRS 2 YRS 5 YRS 4 YRS FIT & SIZING SIZE GUIDE - Straight, easy fit. - Hits at the hip. Quantity: ADD TO BAG FIND IT NOw 1:04 PM · 11/29/19 · Twitter Web App
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    Cartoon - New James Bond film cancelled after cameraman forgot to press record O December 2, 2019 Neil Tollfree QUANTUM OF SOL The latest James Bond film has been cancelled after the discovery that a cameraman forgot to press record during key scenes.
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    Natural landscape - Matthew Kobach @ Mkobach Take a MOMent to appreciate the side-by-side of these two shots that symbolize the beginning and end of their relationship I1:48 AM · 27 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone 179 Retweets 1,428 Likes Mel @Melkyson908 · 3d Replying to @Mkobach Oh wow i just realized after watching this Movie a million times that the view of the town changes to a city
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    Text - Nice Nun @sisterofonline How the fumk do people go out and do stuff all the time. Someone just asked me if I would meet them at a cocktail bar. It is almost seven, I have had my melatonin, I am literally in the bath with a facemask on and I got piping hot lavender water lashing at my coochie. 6:41 PM · 11/29/19 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - Pigeon Fancier @isabelzawtun My new heist movie is just 100% crew-assembling. A new character is introduced every five minutes. It has the most unweildy cast in the history of cinema. The Smashmouth soundtrack never stops playing. Critics are calling the plot "nonexistent." It has grossed $30bn worldwide 12:53 PM · Nov 29, 2019 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer My family plays cornhole for money as a part of our family Thanksgiving tradition. We are playing for a total prize purse of $200 but you would think it's $200,000. My aunt and uncle are getting divorced because she missed a shot. It's ugly. 3:17 PM · 11/28/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - CeeCee @beebeebade Me looking in the fridge at the unsuspecting leftovers 9:16 AM - 11/29/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - nash! @thenashleysays i'm the last person on earth. i walk through once-lively cities looking at all of the empty, crumbling buildings. a lone scrap of paper falls from the sky, almost like snow. i reach for it. it's a dick pic 8:59 AM 11/29/19 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Lindsay Jones @bylindsayhjones I am not mature enough to read this tweet as it was intended Jamison Hensley O @jamisonhensley Nov 29 Ravens practiced with wet balls Thursday, given that the forecast calls for 100 percent rain for Sunday's game vs. the 49ers. "Our equipment staff did a great job of soaking those things pretty good," offensive coordinator Greg Roman said. 1:56 PM · Nov 29, 2019 · TweetDeck 4.2K Likes 469 Retweets
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    Text - sisterofiris Hey students, here's a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you're seriously sick. Signed, a person who somehow came up with "dear hello, I am sick and not sure if l'll be alive to come tomorrow and l'm sorry, best slutantions, [name]". yay855 I mean, if someone wrote that to me, l'd probably believe they were sick. rox-and-prose "Slutantions" has me crying laughing
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    Text - Austin Brown @Ajade97 My girlfriend: Lets go shopping! Me knowing we have thanksgiving leftovers and sports on TV all day: 10:27 AM - 11/29/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - The Vagina Diary @thevaginadiary Me [on Thanksgiving]: I love turkey and pie and stuffing and wine and being fat! Me [day after Thanksgiving]: *Bitch slaps mirror as I walk past it. 12:08 PM · 11/29/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Dewald @katvis5034 Waitress: what will you be having Me: can I have a quicky? Waitress: futik off weirdo! Old lady next to me: it's pronounced "quiche" dear.. 4:36 AM - 11/29/19 · Twitter for Android
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    Cool - *spends one day with family* @tank.sinatra
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    Text - Karen Kilgariff O @KarenKilgariff Just woke up and turned on the TV and there's a little kid wearing a fake mustache being interviewed on the news. I'll miss you Ireland. You are my people.
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    Text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking Might start keeping my high beams on at night so the LED light drivers know what it feels like to have your eyes burned from their sockets. 4:21 PM · 11/28/19 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Rachel Gulotta @earzthompson cleaned out my old room! 1997 dateNov 4 datelan 2 Papa Died. and the first srt had zzá cyd beak fast it leys house. funeral was real weard, I cood nothear what the pastersan. hewas y bairread ib the fe Sirbein plase. my momlost hir boutal sat thinking of you Jwont juil Bur you'a. robe well the Hower Bartnd ou niean be lonely 9:42 PM · 11/25/19 · Twitter for iPhone 0:.: .....
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    Text - Dr. Quim, Mashed Potatoes Woman @CindyTakesBKLYN Autocorrect just capitalized Flying Spaghetti Monster for me and I don't think l've ever been more in awe of modern technology. 10:01 PM · 11/28/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Drink - The Dad THE DAD @thedad then you If you don't love don't deserve me at my me at my MILDLY HUMOROUS MILDLY HUMOROUS HERE COME THE PUNS HILARIOUS DAD COMEDY JAM 8:15 PM · 11/29/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Marla Caceres @MarlaCaceres · 1d My 3 year-old daughter has decided that everyone is either a "booty butt," "pumpkin pie," or "garbage." Reply to this tweet and l'll ask her what you are. She is harsh but fair. 27 52 1,233 260 Ashley Nicole Black O @ashleyn1cole 12h If it helps in her sorting process, I'm a Gemini and a Ravenclaw
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    Product - The Dad THE DAD @thedad Cashier: would you like your milk in a bag? Me: no, you can just leave it in the jug 0O DAYS WITHOUT A DAD JOKE Ditela WARTS Fast Checkout THE DAD 11:56 AM · 11/29/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings there are many humans in the household right now. and they all seem to have snacks. so i'm going to convince each and every one of them. that i have not eaten. in several weeks
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    Text - Pallav Gogoi @pallav_ The greatest reunion ever. When E.T meets Elliott, we cry out of happiness. #ET #Elliott 1:50 AM · 11/29/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Llamagr4m • 5h Someone out there has sucked the most dicks ever Mindblowing + 4.9k Share Award 246 TOP COMMENTS - Mernher • 5h A 3 2 Awards Make sure to call your mom since you're thinking about her. 1 3.1k + Reply
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    Text - Dan Slott @DanSlott Until there's an in-continuity movie to dispute it, this is Uncle Ben in my MCU head canon. BRAKE SERVICE VEEL
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    Text - PAS mensch_nicht @menschnicht When there's a kid staring at my phone screen on the train, I just start typing out all the curse words I know in all caps. 9:41 AM · 11/26/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Adaptation - Johana Bhuiyan O @JMBooyah My niece had too much turkey. 2:50 PM · 11/28/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - ca$s:e cage @akolsuoicauqol Someone bought 3 50" inch TVs and decided to pick them up in a Honda Civic lulz #blackfridayfail 3:03 PM · 11/28/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - God @TheTweetOfGod It's #BlackFriday, so be sure to buy enough consumer goods to fill the spiritual vacuum sucking on your soul. 10:47 AM · 11/29/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Simon Holland O @simoncholland Wow, my kids are decorating the heck out of this small lower left section of our Christmas tree.
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    Face - Serendipity Turducken Donuts @serendipitydon1 Is there anything more precious than the bond between a mother and a newborn? 7:19 PM · 11/29/19 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Picaresque Thomson l @Mianmath83 "They're so wimpy. Ducks don't even have teeth. " "Neither do hockey players." 7:45 PM · 11/29/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Cat - Land of cuteness @landpsychology Don't ever speak to me or my daughter again.. 1:24 AM · 11/30/19 · Postcron App
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    Text - Chase widmer @widmer_chase things ppl in small towns do for fun: drive around - bonfires - eat at the same 3 restaurants - drive around a lot more - go to nearby towns that are bigger - talk stit call their friends to see if they'd like to drive around
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    Yoda - Julie Benson @TheJulieBenson Every Mom on Christmas morning watching you open presents: 1:11 PM · 11/29/19 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Kerry on Wayward Son @Emissarykerry Today I'm 50% that bitch. Deal ends at midnight. 12:54 PM · 11/29/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Dan Rather @DanRather And now the season of creative turkey leftovers begins. 9:56 AM - 11/29/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - my husband: *texts me that he's sad* me: I'M COMING HOME TO CHEER YOU UP AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
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    Text - cass @cassidi_hale My boyfriend was in a horrid mood i bought him chick fil a, beer, and let him touch my boob & he's good as new. That's all it takes ladies 4:03 AM 28 Nov 19 · Twitter for iPhone 12.4K Retweets 145K Likes
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    Text - Jonathan Stevens This is my first comment ever on YouTube you guys should feel honored 1 day ago Bryce McLin And who the fuuik are you ? 1 day ago Jonathan Stevens Jonathan Stevens its says it right there you illiterate füuik 23 hours ago
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