A Dump Of Random Memes and Tweets

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Dec 13, 2019 4:08 AM EST
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    Dog - Photoshop request: Can someone make it look like l'm holding a pit bull This is amazing
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    Text - I googled world funniest joke and this was it rameldrive: avoxified: Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Somelime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from thal?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have
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  • 03
    Cartoon - GO ON, GIT! THE TEXORCIST I said git! LUKE MCGARRY
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    Gun - Found a way to sneak cigarettes into school lol Sneak 100
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    Photo caption - No flash, No problem I got you covered Friendship 100
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    Text - This Professor has no chill Relative Dating (Not the Alabama kind) Lol
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    Text - Ali @hordstar giving birth isn't as painful as being kicked on the nuts fatizhanls @thatboldass Replying to @hordstar have you had a baby? Ali @hordstar Replying to @thatboldass no but over the years women say 'lets have another one' i never hear a man saying' come on hit me on the nuts again' This is beyond science
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    Text - Donald J. Trump O @realDonaldTru. 1d v My daughter, Ivanka, just arrived in South Korea. We cannot have a better, or smarter, person representing our country. 27 13.5K 37.4K 89.6K Muscular Baby O @Mobute Replying to @realDonaldTrump why not 1:09 pm · 23 Feb 18 237 Retweets 2,014 Likes neotravis i laughed so hard just now that i spit on myself oh mmy god
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    Lightning - FUCK THESE SIX FISH IN PARTICULAR sosungalittieclodofclay: sakurasenshi Just saw this on twitter help I can't stop laughing EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I START LAUGHING AGAIN
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    Text - What is the best loophole that you've ever found? Discussion 1, Share 35.0k 11.9k * BEST COMMENTS bpbucko614 S - 4h My brother once yelled "last one to jump in the pool is gay," and then jumped into the pool. However, I figured out that if I did not jump in then technically he would be the last one in the pool, and he is still gay to this day. He's too danaerous to be kept alive!
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    Text - Best Poem Ever Written! Just met a guy Omg he was so fit Handsome, even Never will I meet another like him Caring Emotional Nice And his name is the first letter of each line
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    Bird - DID YOU KNOW? A goose's beak is comprised of four elements: Hydrogen, Oxygen, Nitrogen, and Potassium. 19 Н K Hydrogen 1008 Potassium 39 09 Охудen 15999 Nitrogen 14. 07 HONK I DONT KNOW IF THATS TRUE BUT I'M TOO LAZY TO CHECK, So..
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    Cartoon - Fire Distinguisher Yep. that's fire totumbir.com ataracticremedy: unshaped: thank you fire distinguisher i cant stop laughing
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    Text - billy if you step on a person's foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans. demho3zhatinq LMAO WHY AMI STILL LAUGHING AT THIS
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    Text - Dyl don't @dyldonot [picks up crying baby] it's ok buddy, when you grow up you'll learn how to do this on the inside 1/28/15, 2:38 PM girlslug | This is it. This is the only tweet I care about,
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    Text - robotsatthedisco you can never lose an argument if you say "shut up nerd" at the end puppytierjade yes you can robotsatthedisco shut up nerd RESTORATION 100
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    Text - taxes are essentially just a yearly subscription to the country you live in lol childhood is the free trial 5:37 PM 25 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone He's too dangerous to be left alive !
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    Photo caption - O just want someone to take me out. Like on a date or with Surprise me. a sniper gun? This is still the biggest mood tbh
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    Text - Ed Sheeran album covers over time 2017 3017 2014 2011 +X+ -(2)t(2)-4(1)0) 2(1) DIVIDE waaaaat
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    Cartoon - Nobody: The dude in Feel Good Inc.: made with mematic
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    Product - This is how a man learns to pay attention to every decision he makes. Nutrition Facts Teta Fa Sofn Taa C Serv. Size Battle Calories 200 200 CALORES ChIedNAtEE NI ONINUVM GR GRI Sipa sca
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  • 22
    Text - the 1000th happy haunt @morgue138 made a goth guy cum, call that beetlejuice 5:34 PM · 9/29/19 · Twitter for iPhone 7,555 Retweets 39.9K Likes the 1000th happy haunt @mor... · 23h v plz stop retweeting it this isn't what i want to ha known for
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    Face - MISSING laJ ifunny.co
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    Photo caption - me in my 5th grade class watching Polar Express drinking hot cocoa ifunny.co
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    Photo caption - You said you wanted a baby You nutted on my face shower
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    Superfood - Camryn Gelting @Camgelting my poor dad was so proud of the watermelon he grew... turns out it was a big ass cucumber MIKE WISCAMPS
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    Cartoon - Whenever I "pop the hood" of a car hmm yes the engine is made out of engine
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    Cartoon - Me: performs perfect swan dive, Wood chipper operator:
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    Battery - MEETING DURACELL AINKAEMTpe Kodak PROCELL DURACELL BATTERY ALKALINE
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    Text - day i'm going to be a beautiful butterfly one SEVERAL POOR LIFE DECISIONS LATER Lamp CO
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    Water - Pizza restaurant you'd go to as a kid starter pack DRIFT DRIFT pepsi
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    Cartoon - Do You NEED SOME HELP SO THIS IS Roсk BотTом ЕН он OH SURE THAT D BE GREAT THANKS SWEET EXTRA FABULOUS CCS BUSAF Unbiased Sutelde prevention CETS
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    Jungle - When she asks you if you act like an idiot with your boys Oh merrymen! imade with mematic
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    Pancake - cant wait to dig my fork into all of these
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    Cartoon - Military getting kidnapped by Jigsaw You've been lying on your PHA about how much you drink Now you've been poisoned. One of these two hundred glasses contains the antid- 000000 I mean "burp' fight me you tricycle-ass puppet bitch. What.what do you mean done? Done HMAO!
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    Cartoon - Not even 15 min into Disney+ and you've got a friend in you
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    Text - When Kraft Macaroni and Cheese hires you to make their sound effects
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    Photo caption - THE MOST REALISTIC SCENE IN STAR WARS: TWO GRUNTS HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S HAPPENING, ASSUME ITS A DRILL'AND IMMEDIATELY GO BACK TO NOT GIVING A SHIT imgflip.com
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  • 39
    Text - Jackson Strick @StrickJackson Honestly drunk me is just like regular me except 3x as funny, 5x as twerky, and 9x as horny 8/8/18, 5:24 PM 28.5K Retweets 136K Likes
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    Natural foods - put your hands up this is a strobbery
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    White - A good thing about winter
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    Photo caption - I'M TIRED BOSS MOSTLY TIRED OF THAT LADY FIGHTING WITH A CAT
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    Text - t. @taysux its that time of year again when stores sell these bottom of the barrel, flavorless piece of shit things they have the nerve to call cookies Brian @Brian_L I dont know who hurt you or how bad...but i need you to take this ...... negativity out elsewhere. These cookies are the backbone of this nation
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    Human - to those who work on Thanksgiving... thank you for your service! Omeme cart
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    Cartoon - When you want to give her your heart but fucking Roger has extra GWAR tickets and Cocaine drip wet
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    Water resources - How water How water tastes at 3am: tastes at 3pm:
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    Face - Summer is just jerry with a ponytail
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  • 48
    Photo caption - When ya girl asks you to stop getting hammered and singing Scorpions ballads alone at 3am Don't ask me to stop being a man.
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  • 49
    Facial expression - When she goes to a metal show with you When she asks you to hold her beer so she can pit @all_about the_metal
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    Text - Me You Bowchikkawowow
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  • 51
    Text - How I wake up knowing I gotta carry this big head around all day
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    Adaptation - When the kid who keeps running around in the restaurant finally trips and hits his head on the edge of a table Finally, inner peace. ifunny.co Potate7s
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    Font - caucasianscriptures Jenn Ellis @jellispants · 1d Every year our aunt in Maine sends us little handmade chocolate lobsters. This year they are soap. Guess how I found out? Y P'Il have the lobster quann-fruts-malk aunt played that long con Source: caucasianscriptures 90,497 notes
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