Meme Dump Fiddy-Nine

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Dec 15, 2019 9:08 PM EST

59 Memes dumped on your screen.

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  • 01
    Text - RC Crobot @roboticcrab ME *traps wasp under a cup* MAGICIAN GHOST WHO HAUNTS ME: *appears & sets down 2 more cups* ME: no MAGICIAN GHOST: *starts to shuffle them* 7:08 PM · 9/20/18 · Twitter for iPhone 2,916 Retweets 9,253 Likes
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    Text - Kellen @captainkalvis me: hi l'd like to buy a magic bullet bed bath and beyond employee: ooh making some smoothies huh? me: no [clenching fist] I want to kill a wizard employee: [eyes going black] föllow me 2:52 PM · 2/2/19 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - 83 somekindaspacecadet my favorite underappreciated star trek trope is when someone tries to end an argument by speedwalking away but the person they were arguing with just. follows them by speedwalking equally as fast and then they're just arguing while power walking through the corridors of a spaceship and everyone around them doesn't react at all in any way 1.768 Anmerkungen
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    Text - Gina @ginadivittorio *creation of the kangaroo* God: Okay so the deer was a big hit let's work off that Angel 1: What if it could carry it's offspring with it for protection God: Okay that's kind of weak Sharon but we'll add it Angel 2: What if it could kick the shit out of you God: There it is
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    Text - Nathan Usher @thenatewolf "Do you think I reference dinosaurs too much when I write?" I asked. She was silent, like the p in pterodactyl, but it said everything. 1/8/16, 8:20 PM 21K Retweets 42.7K Likes
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    Text - misterqueasy i can't stand it when people complain about how expensive printer ink is, like it's ""capitalism's fault"". do you have any idea how hard it is to milk a squid 229.598 Anmerkungen
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    Text - Strawbs @HannKat me approaching my cat who is sleeping peacefully at 7pm: time for me to bother this animal my cat, having the exact same thought at 5am: meow meow motherfucker 2:12 pm · 12 Jan 18
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    Text - m @homoshinee alternative reality in which gpop (german pop) is a thing and everyone swoons over idols named Gunther, Jörg and Thorben and people have @with their names and everyone suddenly start using german words out of context and call their favs "schnucki" Original (Englisch) übersetzen 07.02.18, 15:40 <>
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    Text - JORDAN @j_rdanle "Purchase $81.24 OK?" I mean it's definitely not ok but I need it so like fuck mel guess 10/3/18, 3:43 PM 29.4K Retweets 95.7K Likes
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    Text - V sparxflame friends: so what do u do in ur spare time me: run larps and tabletop games lol prospective employers: so what do you do in your spare time me: Events Organiser 2016-2017 • Planned, organised, and co-ran regular six-hour team-building sessions involving up to 30 people. Sessions focused on problem-solving, conflict resolution, leadership, and improvisation skills.
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    Dog
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    Text - Me: I want a romantic man who writes me love letters. Him: You make the veins in my dick throb girl
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    Text - David Hughes @david8hughes [calls pregnant wife from grocery store] Me [whispers]: so do we still have to buy milk or what the fucks going on there with them titties 2016-04-01, 11:20 AM
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    Water transportation - This is the rare and legendary toaster boat image. Save this now or never see it again.
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    Cat - When your cat has nein lives
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    Mammal - When you see a meme about being fat and lazy and you're fat and lazy
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    Food - You Eat Can Ho The Spagot If It's Not Covered In Squashed Tamoot?
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    Finger - you have been visited by th-
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  • 21
    Ball - Murad @MuradMN_ Some of you have never had this ball hit your face and it shows
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    Text - meulin-weipon: cityofbadass: Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face? Him Ah, there he is. That motherfucker. What a tool.
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    Organism - Tweet ta gabby Retweeted manders soon nightmare @lilmanderssss me being the big spoon A @catsu 10/10/18, 12:55 PM from Blacksburg, VA 240 Retweets 659 Likes
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    Cat - ghostkld h... HEWWO????
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    Text - blake Follow @Leemanish Romance: During lovemaking you ask your gf to put her finger in your butt. She does & when she pulls it out there's an engagement ring on it 6:11 PM - 15 Oct 2013 2,049 Retweets 4,187 Likes 2I 2.0K 64 4.2K
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    Text - HONESTLY, GO AHEAD AND BE KOOKY AND GET INTO WEIRD MYSTICAL SHIT OR WHATEVER REALITY IS FAKE FUCK THE HATERS GO BECOME A WARLOCK, YOU'VE EARNED IT LIFE IS SHORT,2
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  • 27
    Text - *alarm goes off* *gets up* *eats* *sits in traffic* *gets to work* *sits down* [5 min later] *looks at watch* Cool, only 40 more years to go
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    Cartoon - WARIO'S TIPS FOR SUMMER cry in the swimming pool so people won't see your tears 3.
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    Organism - OH GREAT WWISE ONE! | HAVE JOURNEYED FAR TO SEEK YOUR WISDOM... REVEAL TO ME A NEW TRUTH! yes ... YES... /T'S CLEAR TO ME NOW... COUNTLESS VIEWINGS... you CAN MAKE YOUR HAND LOOK LIKE THE MILLENIUM FALCON! ... HOW DID I NEVER REAL/ZE? @ DOGMO DOG
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    Text - IRON MAN THOR CAPTAIN AMERIEA IRON MAN 2 HULK AVENGERS GUARDIANS TGALAXY IRDN MAN S CAFTAIN AMERICA THE DARK WORLD THE WINTER BOLDIEN AVENGERS AGE OF LULTRON ANFMAN DOCTOR STRANGE GYARDIANS PIVU IVIL VIAN EGALA RLACK SPIDER-MAN Homec aminG THOR RAGNAROK ANTHAN WASP AVENDERS INFINITY WAR
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    Food - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of ASS.KEBAB 8.00€
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    White - *Me to my cat* Why are you so gotdamn perfect??? My cat: Because am beby
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  • 33
    Text - God, Jesus, and The Holy Spirit are typing..
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    Cartoon - SKINNY GUYSAREOUTDATED GET YOURSELF A BEARDED TATTED CHUBBY GUY
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    Moustache - ONE MILLION YEARS GULAG
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    Cat - My cat only poops standing
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  • 37
    Text - YOU ARE AN TRY YOGA AMORPHOUSS PANTS BLOB ABSOLUTELY ok wOW WOW zach - extrafabulous
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    Backpack - My phone Memes I saved but never use
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    Sky - Safety standards in the 1960s. SNOW KING CHAIRLIFT JACKSON WYO JUNE 28,1965 36
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  • 40
    Text - Roses are red, I used to lift HOLY BIBLE TOKYO DRIFT
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    Vertebrate - IMMUNITY DoG (TRAP CARD] This is the immunity dog he will protect you from "Your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this" and other likewise posts. He will aiso protect you from the "No immunities" posts as well, so nothing can stop this dog Irom protecting vou. Take good care ol him, he is a good dog. CIW KAZUKITALAHASHL
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    Text - Eric Haynes May 17 at 10:09pm@ FELLAS, DO NOT, I REPEAT... DO NOT HAVE SEX LIKE THIS.. I wanted to do something fun and different so I tried this sex position for my birthday on May 13th and I've never cum so hard in my life and I've never seen my woman get so wild, the look in her eyes scared me, but what pissed me off the most is when she grabbed my ankles and pulled my legs up in the air and said.. Bltch, whose d!ck is this? and not knowing the situation I said, yours, I felt humiliate
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    Text - I wasn't BORN designer. design chose ME
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    Hair - *Forgiveness Stops
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    Text - You are basically the human equivalent of a participation award. @InsultMeDaddy
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    Text - @ avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated who has the image where it says albert einstein lived in a house made of cheese and failed the driving test 8000 times a stecasse-king ALFREB EINSTIME was one of the smartest mans of the 19th century. But did you know he... • Just shit all over the place constantly • Didn't know how to walk. At all • Smoked weed • Graduated DeVry University at age 3 • Played Paul on 'The Wonder Years' • Was a furry • Lived in a house made of cheese • Believed in God • Fai
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    Product - Them: You can't do it all in one trip Me: దిఆం INEV DO
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    Medical imaging - my mental illness is somehow my fault Mental illness can happen to anyone because the human body is a fucked up mess god had to nerf me because i was too powerful
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    Cat
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    Adaptation - Sandra Bullock @sabullock Stop sending me this shit 12/27/18, 5:04 PM
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  • 52
    Text - i wanna FUCK ind ways to make you smile Understand and support you Cuddle you and hold your hand nda really wanna fuck the shit out of you too
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    Wall - One of the best optical illusions I have ever seen ONCE YOU SEE IT YOU CANT UN SEE IT NOBODY SPOIL, TOOK ME 2 DAYS
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    Face - A.Murray @dontflexA When you find out he's cheating and link up wit his side bitch aw yeah we fucked up his car, his clothes & now we besties all 2017 6/25/17, 15:32 A.Murray @dontflexA UPDATE : We're dating now. A.Murray @dontflexA When you find out he's cheating and link up wit his side bitch aw yeah we... 7/10/17, 03:45 holisthicc this is the content i signed up for
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    Cartoon - WARIO'S TIPS FOR SUMMER 1 drink all the shampoo in the house
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    Text - 1 auH an EXPERT EXPERT in graphic
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    Face - Types of Headaches Migraine Hypertension When she doesn't realize how beautiful and smart she is Stress
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    Dog - When you grow out of your favorite shirt
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    Human - When your kid says mom for the 745th time Fb/crunchymama0128 BRUH.
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