Fifty-Five Historical Memes About The Days Of Old

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    Text - Female Ruler: *enjoys having sex.* Medieval Historians: NICKIE ROBERTS WHORES IN HISTORY
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    Illustration - Caesar: Look I know you want those lands I promised, but we're going on campaign again. Veterans:
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    Cartoon - The Middle East in the First Millenium The Middle East After World war 1
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    Helmet - Persia Visigoths Byzantium Islam
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    Text - When you're a Jew and it's literally any point in world history E RlIA 1I I N IIII III CURRENT OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE
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    Text - china then china now -is scared of winnie -build the great wall -invented gunpowder the pooh -trained martial arts
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    Landmark - My Favorite Greek Ruins Their Economy
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    Line - Nobody: The average Byzantine when feeing mildy threatened: That's it! You just lost your eye , privileges!
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    Animation - "Can't believe the Germans and the Russians genocided and oppressed people like that"
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    Face - Athens, is Democracy Depends on the context good? In our perfect city? Yes. In the Delian League? No.
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    Urban design - Moctezuma @moctezuma_oficial Ijust finished building Tenochtitlan on minecraft Hernan Cortés joined the game
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    Text - IT IS TIME TO GO. Was I a Good Roman Empire @thefirstcrusade You weren't even fu Roman NO. BITES seebangnow
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    Mammal - BUDDY YOU BROUGHT A HAMMER TO A SWORD FIGHT? FU GCRIN- imgflip.com
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    Face - Why does she look like she caught the pharaoh lying? jd @jdisblack "Who tf you been sending all them hieroglyphs to?"
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    Text - Santa Stalin Likes red Gives away free stuff Knows if you've been good or bad Gives coal to the bad kids X Takes coal from the bad kids
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    Font - 2019: Omg, manspreading Bad 476 a.d: Let's put a f pyramid in someone's ass వన్న కు
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    Face - historians when they find a 3000 year old stone with some lines on it oh yeah, it's all coming together
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    Facial expression - 900 YEAR OLD CATHEDRAL SURVIVES PLAGUES, REVOLUTIONS, AND WORLD WARS BURNS DOWN IN THE AGE OF SMOKE DETECTORS, SPRINKLERS, AND FIRE TRUCKS
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    People - Walls Work *LAUGHS IN MONGOLIAN* S5SSS
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    Sculpture - ME: *staring at Medusa's tits* MEDUSA: hey buddy, my eyes are up here ME: *already rock hard*
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    Text - Please don't drink alcohol Just don't consume too much of it MY BLOOD IS FU WINE Hold on a f ing second
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    Animated cartoon - Spartans throwing away babies with weaknesses the gene pool Athens
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    Text - WiFi: *Drops down by 1 bar* Youtube video quality: SPQR
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    People - Alexander the Great after his troops refused to go any further IT SMELL LIKE BITCH IN HERE
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    Photo caption - Senators: History is about to be made! SPOR Caesar: Where?! Brutus: Right behind you
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    Hair - Roman Army: "Who is Spartacus?" Literally every single slave in italy: Ooh, he might be me
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    Cartoon - Jerusalem belongs to Israel Jerusalem belongs to Palestine Aelia Capitolina belongs to Roma SPOR
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    Cartoon - If I had a nickel for every time my fleets invading Japan were destroyed by a hurricane, l'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
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    Adaptation - Hrnnghh, I'm trying to sneak around and hunt for food, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps scaring the megafauna
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    Terrestrial animal - Atlas Obscura O @atlasobscura Paleoartists tend to "under-feather" drawings of dinosaurs based on fossils. Here's how swans would look if given the same treatment. amelagitter I saw this and thought of @fleamontpotter. jusicewitch OP HOW CAN YOU NOT ADD THE BEST PART OF THIS TWEET THREAD Atlas Obscura O @atlasobscura · 2d Our world is full of animals with fatty bodies and all kinds of soft tissues unlikely to have survived in fossils trib.al/ wik2v2X O 1,395 07 t7825 Atlas O
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    Water resources - Today is the day Byzantium fell let's get an F in the chat for our boi Constantinople
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    Strategy video game - Teacher: We're going on a class trip to Vienna Girls: Ohmygod, I can't wait to see the city and those beautiful palaces Boys:
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    Face - Roman soldiers drew penises all over Hadrian's Wall more than 1,800 years ago Ah, I see youtre a man of culture as well.
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    Font - Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
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    Photo caption - Alexander the Great Cities that aren't named after him
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    String instrument - Egyptian royal families: Practice incest to keep blood pure their kids: I'm gonna be honest... I'm kind of retarded
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    Architecture - PSST, HEY KID WANNA LIBERATE THE HOLY LAND?
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    People - When your empire is so great that even History Channel didn't attribute your success to ancient aliens
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    Face - Who crushed their enemies the hardest? A) Stalin B) Alexander the Great C) Julius Caesar D) Teen Teen Sleeps With All 5 Of His Bullies' Moms To Assert Dominance
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    Text - Stop Using Anti-Roman Language Instead of: Say: "Go with the flow." "When in Rome." II "Let's get these granary doles." "Let's get this bread." "Where are "Where are my keys?" my legions?!" "I've made up my mind." "The die is cast." VSPORY posting "I came, I saw, Iconquered." "I did it."
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    Text - "When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'Deus Vult." They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand God's will." -A. Templen
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    Gun - Them: You can't claim Israel in Me, an intellectual: 2019
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    Text - Oof Ouch Owie My Bones @ScribeSlendy Considering how long the Roman Empire lasted, and considering their frequency of their hostile encounters with European cultures, theres a very high probability that some poor Northerner's final words were "My ancestors are smiling at me Imperial, can yours say the same?" 8:44 · 06 Mar 19 · Twitter for Android
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    People - Sulla, you cant just march an army into Rome have a permit taich I can do what I want Sulla Citytv RomanSPORposting
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    Hair - Roman SPQR posting Dude,stop looking at her She's not worth your time Look into my eyes The tits are temporary The glory of Rome is forever
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    Water - WHO WOULD WIN? A large and prosperous capital which had dominion over present-day Lebanon, Syria, Jordan and Israel along with an intimidating navy. It was literally an island fortress thought to be impenetrable by land. one very ambitious grecian and a whole lot of big stones SPOR possing
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    Cartoon - Stars: *exist in a random position* Greek astronomers: Ahahaha! It's a giraffe!
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    Yellow - PROPERTY ABROTHERS ETCSEMPRON 80140TIM GRACCES 1526
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    Text - Them: Avenger Infinity Wars is the most ambitious crossover in history! Caesar: The die is cast
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    Text - When the Alps start speaking elephant
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    Mythology - Look out Publius Quinctilius Varus your legions are about to be outmaneuvered oh god he's got airpods in oh god he can't hear us
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    Folk dance - THIS KITE SUCKS!
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    Cartoon - What inspired you to retake the holy land? 00 GOD WILLS IT
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    Face - Mongolia: My army is amazing and nothing can stop the invasion of Japan The wind:
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    Human - Achaemenid Empire: *Exists* Alexander the Great: ITY NI DPF PO TY

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