Fifty-Four Random Memes To Enjoy With Your Eyes

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Dec 15, 2019 5:08 PM EST

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  • 01
    Statue - Michelangelo was only 24 years old when he completed the Pietà sculpture mo @moproblems the fact that he was a turtle makes it ten time more fascinating
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    Text - a loving relationship rough sex I want them to sandwich me.
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    Cartoon - When you both have different tastes in music but still vibe well together
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    Text - Schmrrrlex @alexlumaga NEVER FORGET vegan mom whispering to her breastfeeding baby: you disgust me
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    Rock - Stone Stwo
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    Face - when you're publicly high-functioning despite your overwhelming mental illness so people feel comfortable demanding a large amount of emotional labor from you and then get mad when you don't deliver because all of your effort and ability is already being exhausted maintaining your high-functioning public persona
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    Text - College Student @CollegeStudent Emailing professors be like Me: *polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar* Professor: "sure" -sent from my iPhone
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  • 09
    Text - iusXm iusXm MITERABIO WTE RABIO There's so many things to have sex with. How can you not be pansexual in'space? STAR TREK
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    Text - r/UnethicalLifeProTips ULPT: Keep a bunch of wrapped, empty boxes under your Christmas Tree. When a child misbehaves, throw one in the fireplace. Learning 1, Share Vote 15 BEST COMMENTS 1h But what do do when I run out of children? Reply 43 hold up
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    Cartoon - Introvert Introvert Extrovert Extrovert Extrovert Introvert Me O Sarah Andersen
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    Text - your new dad @drankturpentine me after killing a werewolf: more like werewolf {but this time i pronounce it were, like the second person singular past, plural past, and past subjunctive of be}
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    Cartoon - Wider. Open wide. Perfect. BONK BONK BONK The Oatmeal
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    Text - DM: You wake up in the morning and ME: I step outside. DM: ...please no ME: AND I TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND I GET REAL HIGH AND I
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    Chicken - fruitsgarden: | my children have too many legs .. but they are handsome and strong
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    Text - 5 jadequerel Follow ivysaw you should ALWAYS use a condom unless it's been explicitly discussed and you have decided otherwise as a couple! always!!!!!! thesociallyawkwardasian even if you're lesbians??????? ivysaw especially if you're lesbians! if both of you get pregnant that's twice as bad Source: ivysaW 413,802 notes
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    Text - "Leave the peach cobbler in the kitchen alone," mother would say, going upstairs. But I couldn't help myself. I sneaked in and watched him. Watched him make his stupid little peach shoes, taunting. "Nobody's going to wear those," I'd say. "They're stupid." But on he worked.
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    Cartoon - Lets do something reallyscary! Wecould goto bed early and be alone with our thoughts.
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  • 19
    Cartoon - TAKING CARE OF... My pets My friends Rub Myself My significant other OSarah Andersen
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    Text - Danya @dxxnya if he tells you no, use your princess voice, look him in the eyes and suck his fingers. that's actually how thomas jefferson made the louisiana purchase with napoleon
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  • 21
    Bird - IF SOMEONE DECLINES HAPPY HOUR OR DRINKS DONT PRESSURE THEM OR ASK WHY
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    Cartoon - You should work to get over that. CARRY EVERYWHERE I GO Carry No! No!!! O Sarah Andersen
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  • 23
    Cartoon - Teenagers 0.1 seconds after their parents leave the house
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  • 24
    Photo caption - When the Barbarian succeeds at all 3 death saving throws LIVE BREAKING NEWS MAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE
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  • 25
    Text - sugahoped are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself ivan-fyodorovich what are you the coping mechanism police or something
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  • 26
    Text - kibibarel oh to be a little dog sprinting at top speeds around the house with reckless abandon to release all the stress pent up from your extremely harrowing bathtime
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  • 27
    Text - Took my 6 year old to a classmate's birthday party today. He was the only other kid there. His parents thanked me for bringing him & said he was the only one their son wanted to invite because my son's the only one in school who's nice to him. Teach your kids to not be assholes. 6:06 PM · 3/9/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - I got to marry my wife, and our pupper was our flower girl. 2.5 years ago this wasn't possible, as it wasn't legal in Australia. It rained our whole wedding day, but was so worth it in the end with our phenomenal photographer. whales-are-gay op this looks absolutely magical traveling-madness I forgot homophobia was a thing and i spent about 5 seconds wondering why it was ever illegal to have a dog as a flower girl
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    Text - just-shower-thoughts Ribbed condoms don't even taste like ribs. gunnyryan Who the fuk wrote this
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    Cartoon - @vivaceharmony garfield comics can be substantially improved by cropping off the third panel HERE'S A CARROT FOR YOUR DIẾT, GARFIELD. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT CERTAINLY DO JiM DAVIS 2:26
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    Text - Me: *stares into the void* The Void: *stares back* Me: *winks* The Void: *blushes*
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  • 32
    Text - Ron 5 Gray @rons_post Me when someone tries to get to know me we are open the door is just very heavy HOHEWOWN'S
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  • 33
    Sky - extroverts Congratulations! You are being rescued! introverts extroverts Please do not resist
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    Text - Emmanuel Clement's Brain @ldeal Trajectory DM: Read the spell description for me? BARD: You materialize a 20' long, 10' high, 5' thick barrier of magical force centered on a point within range. Any creatures who make contact with the barrier must make a WIS save or be charmed. DM: Cool! BARD: Anyway here's Wonder Wall 4:40 PM 2/8/19 · Twitter Web Client 1,392 Retweets 3,121 Likes
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    Text - spillybun Ominous positivity spillybun You will be okay. You have no choice. solluxismsnowaifu Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it. abirdkeeper You will succeed. It is inevitable.
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    Text - Female Ruler: *enjoys having sex.* Medieval Historians: NICKIE ROBERTS WHORES IN HISTORY
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    Text - hi-def-doritos: manasaysay: hi-def-doritos: A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, "You look like the kind of guy who wouldn't go to Wal- Mart to buy his girifriend a box of tampons" and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes My dad once called another guy "someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man" I like your dad already one time my dad's boss was glving him sit for always leaving work early so he could ge
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    Bird - I WAS GOING TO GO GET SOME FRIES ON WHERE DO YOU THINK WE'RE HEADED? THE PIER I STILL FEEL LIKE IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THOSE FRIES ON THE PIER NO I MEAN BIG PICTURE- WHAT IS THE CULMINATING RESULT OF CONSCIOUSNESS? WHERE DOES THIS PATH END? FALSEKNEES.com O2018
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    Text - First World Pains @FirstWorldPains I know that adults do multiple loads of laundry for different colored clothes but I've been putting all my clothes in at the same time and I'm just saying, nothing bad has happened 8:00 AM 22 May 19 TweetDeck
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    Cartoon - ARGH FULL MOON ! SEPHKO SE PHKO..coM
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    Text - Donald J. Trump O @realDonaldTrump PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT! Jen Winston @jenerous What were you wearing? The Iron Snowflake
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  • 42
    Yoda - When your man is passionate about something that you don't understand but you're just happy that he's happy
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    Nose - melissa @mequishiaa I can't send my family any pictures of my cat BECAUSE THEY END UP EDITING HER INTO RAW CHICKEN EVERYTIME SMH D000000o
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  • 44
    Furniture - Glazed Yeast Ring Bin # 6743 350 Cals/ Unit (86 g) $0.99 ea.
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    Text - "I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can't even remember the characters." A novel by me haliasjane "I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can't separate the events of individual books" the thrilling sequel chocolatequeennk "I've read so much fanfic for this series, I can't remember what really happened in the books" the stunning conclusion Source: inbetweenfictionandreality
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  • 46
    Text - payton-planet OVERLY DRAMATIC SHAKESPEAREAN ACTOR FIGHTING THE INNER URGE TO BE A STRIPPER These are David Tennant's two brain cells.
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  • 47
    Cartoon - I NOTICED I WAS GETIGN HUNGERY EARLIER BUT WAITED UNTIL NOW TO START MAKING A FOOD AND NOW I SHALL DIE OF STARVE BEFORE IT IS FINISH COOKING
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    Text - dommunist the older I get the more dog I become dommunist obsessed with being given affection and being told im doing a good job... losing my damn mind every time I get to go for a nice walk dommunist TERRIFIED of the doorbell|
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  • 49
    Text - My 2 personalities talking to each other. olivia o'brien O @oliviagobr... ·5h i'm so sensitive i wanna cry O 24 27431 1,375 popular slut @kindslut 14h you'll be okay dramatic bitch O 45 O 13.2K 1 276,567
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  • 50
    Cartoon - me: *uses knife to save ammo* everybody else at the paintball tournament: demdishes
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  • 51
    Text - Seth J. Dickinson @sethjdickinson it's hilarious and awesome that we invented telephones, used them for a hundred years, and then collectively decided they were awkward and stressful and we just wanted to send very fast letters instead
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    Text - My chemically imbalanced brain going from lonely to happy to horny to depressed to sleepy within 5 minutes Parkour!
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  • 53
    WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN CONSCIOUSNESS PERSISTS I CANNOT LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS I'M IN THE SAME INGEST VESSEL BECAUSE THIS HELPS You REST BECAUSE I INGEST WHEN I'M CONSCIOUS OK LOGICAL NO NATHANHEYLE
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts u/bloodofgore • 3h Your future self is talking st about you Funny 1 4.6k 170 Share BEST COMMENTS TheOfficialMJX 52m Jokes on him. I'll fug ruin his life. 1 Vote Reply
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