Batch Of Twenty-Two Random Memes

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andcallmeshirley
Dec 15, 2019 10:08 PM EST

Mishmash of memes collected from around the web. And here's a random question to go with these random memes: are you by any chance looking to get in touch with your inner heathen? If the answer is yes, try these 33 Christmas memes with a touch of paganism to them.

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  • 01
    Smile - After defeating Napoleon at Waterloo, the Duke of Wellington went on to seduce two of Napoleon's former mistresses and was presented Napoleon's sword and a saucy painting of his sister at the war's end. One mistress is quoted as having preferred the Duke in bed. now thats soldiering
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  • 02
    Text - ERSTIEN DIDNT KILL FRSTIEN DIDA 9GAG.COM Man Arrested After Writing "Epstein Didn't Kill Himself" On The Banana Duct Tape Wall
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  • 03
    Text - м and 341 others Most relevant v I actually lent a girl an umbrella yesterday which takes the total number of girls I've made wet this year to -1. 412 4h Like Reply
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  • 04
    Text - A child is alone in his room, playing with his toys, when BAM! A time machine appears. "Johnny! I'm you from the future!" "Really? Oh boy! What do I grow up to be?!" "A pedophile," older Johnny says as he locks the door.
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  • 05
    Face - DON'T SAY DRAW BOOBS. DONT SAY DRAW BOOBS. So what do you do for fun? I.. uhh... RUCE I like to deaw! Cool! Can I see your drawings?
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  • 06
    Cartoon - Are you crazy, pushing me in the pool? I had 40 hits of ecstasy in my pocket. GH Buckle up, kids.
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  • 07
    Photo caption - Carnivores: I only eat meat Herbivores: I only eat plants Omnivores: food is food made with mematic
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  • 08
    Text - J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling Finally told my parents they're gay 10:27 AM · 23 Mar 19 · Twitter for Android 4,200 Retweets 6,969 Likes
    via Reddit
  • 09
    Text - teapotsahoy When ur like: "this show is very good. In fact, it is too good. I want something I can watch with 30% brain and this is a minimum 60% brain show." mothnem Yep. And somedays you are really low on brain so you want something like... Elmo's World. And your crying because Mr. Noodles is so freaking stupid you love him.
    via Reddit
  • 10
    Cartoon - uss-edsall When you're an archaeologist with a set schedule, sometimes people really get to understand who you are When I dug in France I always got a croissant at 0520 from the same exact place in Échemines. A week in, they had one lying on the counter for me by the time I walked in. By the second week I got the exact amount l'd pay in hand when I walked in, because they'd reliably have it ready. I made sure to tell the owners that I wasn't returning on my last day of the dig. uss-eds
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  • 11
    Dog - Her seat heater is on.
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  • 12
    Mode of transport - There is no problem. You are travelling safely to your destination.
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  • 13
    Product - I'm Pickle Rick! arvoze i took a pic of me watching the pickle rick episode to piss people off but like somehow i managed to take the pic so that the frame on the tv was. a different frame to the reflection on the desk? homophobic cursed image meatyogre this is the most fud up scenario that accurately depicts that movement of photons through space and time shantpat Einstein would be so upset that you proved his theory in one moment, cause in his day it took fuin months to setup an ecli
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  • 14
    Eyebrow - Dads on the 31st of December at 11:59pm See you in a Decade
    via Reddit
  • 15
    Text - Wendy's O @Wendys One year ago we roasted someone so badly they deleted their account. Join us here Thursday, January 4th as we celebrate #NationalRoastDay 1:10 AM · 03 Jan 18
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  • 16
    Web page - Thuggy-D @NHride Follow so you deliver it raw on a hot truck? 5:27 PM - 2 Jan 2017 + 23 507 2,375 Wendy's O @Wendys Follow Fresh beef avao n contiguous U.S. Aliska ant Gonada @NHride Where do you store cold things that aren't frozen? 7:28 PM - 2 Jan 2017 + t3 821 3.293 Wendy's @Wendys Follow Our beef is way too cool to ever be frozen. 11:24 PM - 30 Dec 2016 6 13 808 v 5,333 Thuggy-D ENHnde y'all should give up. @McDonalds got you guys beat with the dope ass breakfast Thuggy-D @NHride
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  • 17
    Finger - ARe entertainment. Vi and the Vivend Unversal Games logo an Vivendi Universal Games, Inc. All other trademarks arm an their respective owners. For A Really Disturbing Image... Flip Disc Over PlayStation.2
    via Reddit
  • 18
    Cartoon - Mom driving near 8 year old me a McDonalds
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  • 19
    Cartoon - This guy forgot what a refrigerator is!
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  • 20
    Text - chickenfamkid • 52m I hope your dad gets a speed boost next time he chases you with his belt that_boi63 • 30m I ive this a yeah Vote
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  • 21
    Cartoon - MOMMY, WHO MAKES CHRISTMAS TOYS? THE ELVES! WOW REALLY? EVEN VIDEO OMG WTE IS THIS SHE GAMES? SURE! C++ FOR OUMMIES 0936
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  • 22
    Text - Is Isn't Was Wasn't PE3 Candy E2
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