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Tweets and Memes to Keep Dads Going Through These Dark Times

Parenting is a difficult job that requires constant effort and attention. Here's some memes for dads to look at instead of their stupid and weird kids. And if you're trying to go the extra dad level with the dad jokes, here are puns to satiate your wordplay cravings, or this sign with a very strong pun game.

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    Adaptation - How I pictured having kids close in age would be How it actually is ANIA
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    Road - LEFT EXIT 12 Binge watch Netflix series until you Sleep when they sleep pass out EASE How ToBeADad (DAD Parents
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    Text - Rebecca Hazelton @hinxminx "Everyone dies one day. Everyone. Even wolves. But not books. Not words. Words don't die." --my son, 3, who is a lot smarter than I am Jack McGarry @Jack_McGarry99 Oh fuck off Rebecca he did not say that
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    Text - Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith Your parents in 1996: Don't trust ANYONE on the Internet. Your parents in 2016: Freedom Eagle dot Facebook says Hillary invented AIDS. 11/19/16, 3:27 PM
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    Text - SPAWN @ArchivalWisdom Once I got a job I realized that my mother was right, I do have food at home
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    Product - these names can't be real 8. eight 14 fourtes 12 twelve 13 10 eleven seven nine thieteen ten Waylon Fiher WELCOME Kase Eva Supplies Denations Brantley Elexia Hunter Jagger Madyson Kayloa Trapper Brody Dylann TO OUR CLA SROOM Eilee Layla Bryar Zerachjel Jaden Jose David Wyatt Reagyn
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    Text - "It's not about how tired you are. It's about how tired you're making everyone else." My husband explaining bedtime to the kids
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    Text - Valerie @ValeeGrrl Oh you spent $8K to take your kids to Disney? My son watched the garbage truck empty our trash 20 minutes ago and he's still talking about it
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    Product - Air conditioner An air conditioner is a major home appliance that is not designed to cool the whole goddamn outside world, so close the fucking door, I'm not going to tell you again. Amuna TL;DR WIKIPEDIA
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    Text - Simon Holland Following @simoncholland Wish I was as brave as my kid who just ate zero bites of her dinner and then asked my wife for a snack 6 minutes after the table was clear. RETWEETS LIKES 65 186 5:22 PM - 14 Sep 2015
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    Text - lacey. @LazyMcFail damn smash mouth was right. the years start coming and they really don't stop coming
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    Text - Julie Burton Follow @ksujulie Husband: I need your credit card to buy something off Amazon. Me: I have it memorized, ready? Husband: WHAT?! Me: What.
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    Text - SpacedMom Following @copymama There's something so satisfying about strapping your kid into their car seat as they're blabbing some story, then slamming the door on them mid-sentence. 6:16 AM 15 May 2018
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    Denim - Every pair of Dad Jeans TM comes with patented "What's Wrong Kiddo" technology allowing you the flexibility to pop a squat and get on your lil dude or dudette's level for an impromptu gab sesh Dad THE DAD
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    Text - Allen Marshall @AllenCMarshall FOX has done to our parents what our parents thought video games would do to us. 6/10/19 · Twitter for Android 6:47 PM 10.2K Retweets 38.2K Likes
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    Text - How dads wait for everyone else to wake up so they can tell them they've been up since 6am
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    Lego - Wife: *shares incredibly important information* Husband: I think I got it. But just in case. tell me the whole thing again, I wasnit istening.
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    Text - Of course you judge parents in restaurants before you have kids. That's how the human race survives, each person thinking they can do it better before finding out no you fucking can't.
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    Text - Mallory @_Mal97 *tornado siren goes off Me: "Dad, where are we supposed to go if there is a tornado?" Dad: "It's fine"
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    Text - count-sudoku How to summon a dad -Make a circle out of power tools. (Screwdrivers and wrenches will do in a pinch) -Place a pair of socks inside sandals in the middle of the summoning circle -Chant "Hi Hungry, I'm dad" over and over -Touch the thermostat Source: count-sudoku #text 1,252 notes
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    Text - Matt Okine @mattokine When you're 20, fifteen people could turn up to your house at any moment. When you're 30 it literally takes two months of planning to see a friend.
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    Text - Your kids are going to do things they shouldn't. It helps if you married someone with a sense of humour. AC. Massicotte (b. 2011) Interrupted House, 2017 Marker on latex paint Gified to his parenta, by surprise, Nov. 13
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    Text - IT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR ANY FATHER TO NOT SQUIRT A GARDEN HOSE AT THEIR CHILD BEHIND A WINDOW
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    Head - Mom: Stop doing that Me: But dad lets me Dad:
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