Dyrin42

Killing a fly on your computerscreen with your fist will kill more than the fly. #LFMF

If you're dizzy from a headache and need to reach out to support yourself on something, make sure...

No matter how fast your windshield wipers are going, they will not wipe the raindrops off your gl...

Just because your winter coat has well-insulated pockets doesn't mean you don't need gloves. Whe...

Just because your car door can open with the press of a button does not mean that you can do the ...

Sneezing a mouthful of hot-dog on a girl's back is no way to seduce her. #LFMF

When taking a free sample from the mall food court, make sure it is a free sample and not some wo...

Please remember that when changing the porch light at night, no matter how hard you try, you can'...

Good idea: Buy a chainsaw to cut some nasty brush out of your yard. Bad idea: Buy a chainsaw to ...

No, you can't wave your work badge at your car door to unlock it. #LFMF

Learn the difference between "precocious" and "pretentious" before describing what your fiancee w...

If you conduct a pocket-inventory while driving, don't panic because you can't find your keys. #LFMF

When you are single and decide that it will be fine to go to the cinema with your Dad and sister ...

When telling your co-workers, "It's my boyfriend's birthday tomorrow, so I probably won't be gett...

When washing your sheets and comforter always check for the book you were reading before you star...