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  • When your husband has a 2 hr commute home from work, don't greet him at the door in a sexy neglig...
  • When getting sized for a tux and you carry a gun get ready for a really surprised reaction that l...
  • Beagles are, contrary to popular belief, rather smart dogs. It does not take them long to work ou...
  • Always check the toilet before you sit down to relieve yourself. That great big rat that found hi...
  • Good Idea: Going to Hawaii for your honeymoon. Iffy Idea: (too late to change plans) It's the wee...
  • The ice-cream truck will slow down for a running, screaming child. It will speed up if you are an...

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