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When you have a headache, make sure you are actually taking aspirin and not your sister Xanax. Yo...

Never leave chocolate ex-lax out where a 3 year old can reach it.He will assume it is candy and e...

You should never play with the little, oblong, red thing on your teacher's key chain. That is a s...

When talking to a beautiful woman and you're a photographer don't say "I have to shoot you." It d...

When planning to shave certain areas make sure you're alone, otherwise your mum yelling to ask wh...

When walking through the history department, don't whistle the annoying yet catchy song you picke...

When traveling to the U.S. to pick up a friend and bring her back to Canada for a visit, make sur...

When asking someone if they actually use that bluetooth headset, Make sure its not a hearing aid....

If you choose to use conditioner to improve your "personal time" in the shower, for the love of G...

When you are in pain and take some painkillers, NEVER under ANY circumstances drink Energy drink ...

Never go to gamestop on black Friday looking for your brothers by yelling "hey nerds,lets leave!"...

If you're going to answer the door while menacingly holding a sword, make sure it's not the cop f...

If your weekend plans include making mix CDs for friends, do not tell your psychiatrist you'll be...

If a nurse offers to give you ambien to help you sleep and you haven't taken it before, consider ...

When playing any game similar to Taboo, keep in mind there are many ways to get others to guess t...

When at a signing for your favorite band, Keep your cool. Don't freak out and try to hug a band m...

When dancing in front of your mirror to Tiao Cruz in your bra and underwear, remember that you ha...

Don't call your girlfriend by your ex's name when proposing to her. #LFMyBoyfriend'sF

That's not Star Wars wrapping paper. It's a Star Wars poster- one of the presents you're supposse...

Never ask your father if it is possible to marry your cousin out of interest when your cousin is ...

When walking around a building you've never been before, make sure that you're walking toward a h...

When in an airport, wearing your slick ankle-long black leather coat, sunglasses and army boots, ...

Thongs in Australia = foot wear. Thongs in the UK = g-string. Remember this when you're telling ...

Even if you know that a certain illustration in an art book is from the Kama Sutra, don't point t...

Never try to stop a sneeze when you have a thumbtack in your hand, it will be in the hand you use...

If you are watching your cousin dump her junk drawer items into her new drawer and see something ...

When asked by your girlfriend Amanda why you originally picked up the phone to call her for a dat...

When jokingly texting a good friend that they she has very lovely boobies; check that you're not ...

Never try to use "the force" to blow out a candle in a jar by quickly waving your hand over the f...

When inquiring about a girls scotch preference at a dinner party, it is never appropriate to ask...