Ganglofmeister

According to Alton Brown, a knife held in the hand in a paring position cannot cut the thumb on t...

If you see an attractive girl in a yellow dress it may not be a good idea to approach her by sayi...

I don't care if you had an all-night gaming session the night before. The answer on your Biology ...

When using a personal 'toy' make sure your roommate has really decided to go to practice. It fel...

Never leave an easy button on your night stand when having sex with your wife, you might roll ove...

If an attractive co-worker says she's hungry, never offer her a bite of your slim jim by saying "...

If your best friend is a guy (who likes you) and you're a girl never offer to hang out at your ho...

When the Indian owner of your favorite restaurant says that even she doesn't eat the vindaloo cur...

Googling too late is no replacement for high school chemistry from 6 years ago. Bleach and vinega...

If it is cold enough outside that you can see your breath, people can also see your farts. #LFMF

On a drunken uni night out you may think it would be funny to get your friend to hook up with the...

When getting your period at a guy friend's house,no matter how awkward it is, ASK for a pad. Just...

In America a rubber is a condom NOT a eraser. Remember this before you ask the teacher for a rubb...

If you expect an engine start when you turn the key in your front door, you are probably driving ...

When getting ready for your date make sure your window blinds are NOT open while you are dancing ...

While your husband might appreciate you walking around the house with your top off because your n...

99.5% of the time when you drop a toner cartridge it will be okay. But the one time it isn't, it...

When replying to an email offering you the job of your dreams be aware that your autocorrect chan...

Before puzzling over a math equation involving calculating area to know how many tiles need to be...

When you're visiting Germany, and your wonderful German host asks what you want for dinner, you c...

When texting your girlfriend about how much you want to feel her body against yours, make sure yo...

You know that New Skin stuff? Don't try to make it dry faster. It is REALLY REALLY flammable. #LFMF

Before you resign yourself to the idea that your eyesight is failing, clean your windshield. And...

When headbanging violently at a metal concert, avoid standing in front of the sound monitor, you ...

If your friend is having a hard time trying to tell you something, DO NOT be funny and say, "what...

Never ask your friend who has just lost one of his testicles to cancer "Aren't you freezing your ...

Good idea: Buy a chainsaw to cut some nasty brush out of your yard. Bad idea: Buy a chainsaw to ...

Oh, that sleeping pill you just took? It isn't a sleeping pill, It's your sister's adderall, 90 m...

There's a reason why no one reports an eclipse of the Earth when one side is really bright and th...

Put your Adderall or other prescription stimulant far away from the nightstand. Or you might "dr...